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  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    without a doubt, my ex, but not because I'm spiteful. Just because he should get a chance to see how it feels to be batted around a bit and tossed into the air and maybe drop kicked by the kitty.

    Jesus...

    What did Jesus do to you?
  • Shannonthompson73
    Shannonthompson73 Posts: 105 Member
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    If I were I work I know exactly who I would trip- everytime I look at her today I am going to imagine a giant fire breathing kitten. Thanks for getting me through hump day!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    without a doubt, my ex, but not because I'm spiteful. Just because he should get a chance to see how it feels to be batted around a bit and tossed into the air and maybe drop kicked by the kitty.

    Jesus...

    What did Jesus do to you?

    Jesus is the name of her ex husband. I didn't know him at all to have him do anything to me.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    without a doubt, my ex, but not because I'm spiteful. Just because he should get a chance to see how it feels to be batted around a bit and tossed into the air and maybe drop kicked by the kitty.

    Jesus...

    no no no, his name is not Jesus.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    without a doubt, my ex, but not because I'm spiteful. Just because he should get a chance to see how it feels to be batted around a bit and tossed into the air and maybe drop kicked by the kitty.

    Jesus...

    What did Jesus do to you?

    Jesus is the name of her ex husband. I didn't know him at all to have him do anything to me.

    you mean he didn't beat your *kitten* for fun, too?
  • bdeezy3396
    bdeezy3396 Posts: 89 Member
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    I think I would use them as a shield!!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    without a doubt, my ex, but not because I'm spiteful. Just because he should get a chance to see how it feels to be batted around a bit and tossed into the air and maybe drop kicked by the kitty.

    Jesus...

    no no no, his name is not Jesus.

    :laugh:
  • KayLasMack
    KayLasMack Posts: 85 Member
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    a kitten?:laugh:
  • steffij100
    steffij100 Posts: 85 Member
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    If you were being chased by a 20 foot fire-breathing kitten, would you trip someone to save your own life? If so, who?

    Do you have a kitty gif for this?

    D'oh! Forgot it was supposed to be a new topic...
  • danarandallreed
    danarandallreed Posts: 132 Member
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    Every politician in Washington!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    hell no! I'd climb on top of that kitty and make it my pet! nobody would mess with me if I had a 20ft fire breathing pu$$y!!!!

    this right here
  • 19kat55
    19kat55 Posts: 336 Member
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    Yadier Molina
  • lorenzovonmatterhorn7549
    lorenzovonmatterhorn7549 Posts: 495 Member
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    Catnip defeats giant cat
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    This is why I keep a laser pointer on me at all times.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Fire-Breathing-Kittens-e1368845852905.jpeg

    I can think of several people I would feed to the kiiteh! Most of them work here.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    What if the 20-ft firebreathing kitten just wants a cuddle?

    Yeah. And what happens after he's done getting scratched behind the ears?
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
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    well.... unfortunately for me i cant run very far very fast, so catching someone to trip would be out for me. looks like i just get to be slow roasted over an open flame.
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,411 Member
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    The birth mother of the my two oldest daughters.
  • workout_ninja
    workout_ninja Posts: 524 Member
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    To be honest, the only person I WOULDNT trip would be my son. Everyone else can just suck it! Survival of the fittest and all that!

    As your best friend... I am deeply wounded :P x

    If its any consolation, if there was you and someone else, I would trip them first! As my best friend, I would only trip you if absolutely necessary! :love:
  • Mamakatspokane
    Mamakatspokane Posts: 3,098 Member
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    Every politician in Washington!

    This!

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