Liftingface, or why you can't pick up in the gym.

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    You and I are friends now. No, you don't have a choice.

    That's just how it goes.

    Forced friendship is the best kind of friendship
  • dylanafghjkl
    dylanafghjkl Posts: 76 Member
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    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.
    Why recalled?
    Isn't that a desirable feature?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Mine is a bit like Elvis; one corner of my mouth curls up. Sometimes it may be worse, as I also close my eyes very tightly when I'm really struggling.

    Mine does that when I do upright rows.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.

    After you are eaten, do you become a fire breathing dragon? Wait.....do I know you?

    Shhh.. Don't tell anyone about that!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Mine is a bit like Elvis; one corner of my mouth curls up. Sometimes it may be worse, as I also close my eyes very tightly when I'm really struggling.

    Mine does that when I do upright rows.

    I look like Beyonce at the Super Bowl when I do upright rows
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    I don't have any pics but I do have video of my liftingface from last week's deadlift session: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQNXHA14RM

    I see people lifting sometimes with a perfectly calm poker face and wonder if they're even trying. I personally feel that you should be wearing a mask of pure hatred and pain during your heavy lifting.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    i lifted after going to the dentist yesterday so half my face was still numb... i looked like a stroke victim taking the biggest **** ever

    holy **** i just died and i think i love you?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Mine is a bit like Elvis; one corner of my mouth curls up. Sometimes it may be worse, as I also close my eyes very tightly when I'm really struggling.

    Mine does that when I do upright rows.

    I look like Beyonce at the Super Bowl when I do upright rows

    :laugh:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    neither of your pictures are attractive so i wouldn't worry.

    Aww, I see Smudge is up to his standard tricks.

    Ignore him girl, you are gorgeous!

    Naw thanks.

    If you're about Smudge, bit of advice to live by- If you're going to be an *kitten*, you need to be a funny *kitten*.- trust me, I'm an *kitten*.
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
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    You made my day. And, for the record, you rock.
  • jphoto801
    jphoto801 Posts: 19
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    You and I are friends now. No, you don't have a choice.

    That's just how it goes.

    Forced friendship is the best kind of friendship

    So true. Anyway, I'd describe my lifting face as pretty much the same as my normal face - with 37% more crying.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    neither of your pictures are attractive so i wouldn't worry.


    ^
    This responder seems to fit the following definition, not to mention he is wrong.

    douche bag
    noun
    noun: *kitten*
    2.
    informal
    an obnoxious or contemptible person,
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
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    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:
    Just break up.
  • sakuragreenlily
    sakuragreenlily Posts: 334 Member
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    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:
    Just break up.

    Only option
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:

    So what you're saying is that you'll be divorced soon? :smokin:
  • The_Gent_65
    The_Gent_65 Posts: 24
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    Yeah babe, no one's lifting face is pretty...
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.



    nomnomnom

    :bigsmile:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.



    nomnomnom

    :bigsmile:

    Ifyaknowwhaddamean
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    My lift face is terrible

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