Liftingface, or why you can't pick up in the gym.

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  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    Wait until you get into high school, there will be plenty running around.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    Wait until you get into high school, there will be plenty running around.

    ...plenty of egomaniacal 23 year olds?
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    Wait until you get into high school, there will be plenty running around.

    ...plenty of egomaniacal 23 year olds?

    Nah but the newer models in the making are there for him. :)
  • dylanafghjkl
    dylanafghjkl Posts: 76 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    Wait until you get into high school, there will be plenty running around.

    ...plenty of egomaniacal 23 year olds?

    Nah but the newer models in the making are there for him. :)
    B-But I just finished high school like a week and a half ago.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    editied because I'm an idiot....see different response below
  • jphoto801
    jphoto801 Posts: 19
    You and I are friends now. No, you don't have a choice.

    That's just how it goes.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.

    After you are eaten, do you become a fire breathing dragon? Wait.....do I know you?
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    Haha, that's awesome! I don't think anybody has an attractive lifting face. I usually end up gritting my teeth, probably looks I'm snarling/growling. And sometimes there are sound effects too! But I don't have pics to post of it (thankfully!)
  • sabified
    sabified Posts: 1,035 Member
    neither of your pictures are attractive so i wouldn't worry.

    RUDE and completely untrue!

    and LOL thanks for the laugh... need to start lifting before I can show a lifting face :(
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You and I are friends now. No, you don't have a choice.

    That's just how it goes.

    Forced friendship is the best kind of friendship
  • dylanafghjkl
    dylanafghjkl Posts: 76 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.
    Why recalled?
    Isn't that a desirable feature?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Mine is a bit like Elvis; one corner of my mouth curls up. Sometimes it may be worse, as I also close my eyes very tightly when I'm really struggling.

    Mine does that when I do upright rows.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.

    After you are eaten, do you become a fire breathing dragon? Wait.....do I know you?

    Shhh.. Don't tell anyone about that!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Mine is a bit like Elvis; one corner of my mouth curls up. Sometimes it may be worse, as I also close my eyes very tightly when I'm really struggling.

    Mine does that when I do upright rows.

    I look like Beyonce at the Super Bowl when I do upright rows
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I don't have any pics but I do have video of my liftingface from last week's deadlift session: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQNXHA14RM

    I see people lifting sometimes with a perfectly calm poker face and wonder if they're even trying. I personally feel that you should be wearing a mask of pure hatred and pain during your heavy lifting.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    i lifted after going to the dentist yesterday so half my face was still numb... i looked like a stroke victim taking the biggest **** ever

    holy **** i just died and i think i love you?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Mine is a bit like Elvis; one corner of my mouth curls up. Sometimes it may be worse, as I also close my eyes very tightly when I'm really struggling.

    Mine does that when I do upright rows.

    I look like Beyonce at the Super Bowl when I do upright rows

    :laugh:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    neither of your pictures are attractive so i wouldn't worry.

    Aww, I see Smudge is up to his standard tricks.

    Ignore him girl, you are gorgeous!

    Naw thanks.

    If you're about Smudge, bit of advice to live by- If you're going to be an *kitten*, you need to be a funny *kitten*.- trust me, I'm an *kitten*.
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    You made my day. And, for the record, you rock.
  • jphoto801
    jphoto801 Posts: 19
    You and I are friends now. No, you don't have a choice.

    That's just how it goes.

    Forced friendship is the best kind of friendship

    So true. Anyway, I'd describe my lifting face as pretty much the same as my normal face - with 37% more crying.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    neither of your pictures are attractive so i wouldn't worry.


    ^
    This responder seems to fit the following definition, not to mention he is wrong.

    douche bag
    noun
    noun: *kitten*
    2.
    informal
    an obnoxious or contemptible person,
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:
    Just break up.
  • sakuragreenlily
    sakuragreenlily Posts: 334 Member
    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:
    Just break up.

    Only option
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    My husband makes fun of my lifting face which then makes me laugh and drop the weight. :angry:

    So what you're saying is that you'll be divorced soon? :smokin:
  • The_Gent_65
    The_Gent_65 Posts: 24
    Yeah babe, no one's lifting face is pretty...
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.



    nomnomnom

    :bigsmile:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Nobody has seen my sex face. I normally wear a Richard Nixon mask
    Oh my god you're perfect.
    Where do I get one of you?

    I'm limited edition!

    Because I got recalled. Because I'm hallucinogenic when eaten.



    nomnomnom

    :bigsmile:

    Ifyaknowwhaddamean
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    My lift face is terrible

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