Be semi-honest with me

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  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

    Well, this morning you invited me to screw, which is pretty personal. So I guess I'd feed you grapes.

    What a trooper had to bang me AND feed me grapes.
    Someone's gotta bite the bullet.

    My church will probably picket, though.

    Yeah I know how you people get. I didn't forget.. :wink:
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
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    I probably wouldn't even notice you if I am being semi-honest.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    ^^ Just made it move a little.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    I don't know you, but I am polite so I'd probably smile and maybe even say "hi" if we happened to make eye contact. Otherwise, I'd just keep minding my own business.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
    Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
    Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.

    Damn you westboro and your thinking!
  • LifeJacketWaterJogger
    LifeJacketWaterJogger Posts: 231
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    kiss, hug and feed you grapes!!
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    kiss, hug and feed you grapes!!

    That's what I'm talking about....go on...
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!

    2zovjb7.jpg
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
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    Hug....if I'm being semi-honest :smile:
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    Hug....if I'm being semi-honest :smile:

    So technically that means bang.
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!

    2zovjb7.jpg

    Smashley? is that better.
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!

    2zovjb7.jpg

    Smashley? is that better.

    Hell yes!
  • ChristinaOfDecember
    ChristinaOfDecember Posts: 115
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    kick at your b@@ls cause I like men kneeling in front of me
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    kick at your b@@ls cause I like men kneeling in front of me

    Wow, I'm glad we are friends.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
    Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.

    Damn you westboro and your thinking!
    Vamps are evil, mmkay? And they exist because of the gays, mmkay?
  • ChristinaOfDecember
    ChristinaOfDecember Posts: 115
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    kick at your b@@ls cause I like men kneeling in front of me

    Wow, I'm glad we are friends.

    well it was just semi honest.... the 100% honest is kick at your b@@ls and step on your neck with my foot :devil:
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
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    Stab.
    In the heart.
    With an ice pick.
    :happy:

    Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
    Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.

    Damn you westboro and your thinking!
    Vamps are evil, mmkay? And they exist because of the gays, mmkay?

    But I am not of the gay.

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