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guys who are not female hygiene products

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
edited February 5 in Chit-Chat
Are in short supply here...grab us when you can ladies.
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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Are in short supply here...grab us when you can ladies.
    *grabs your big junk*
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    NOT IT
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I already have you!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    Actually I'm in NYC
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    10/10 would grab
  • simplycorey
    simplycorey Posts: 721 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Would totally grab but you have made it abundantly clear you are not accepting new friends.

    *Kicks rocks and walks away.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Already have a tight grip on you.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Already have a tight grip on you.

    :huh:
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    I thought they were all gay or married?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    bah
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    Sorry but I still don't see any around, point one out for me will you?
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Already have a tight grip on you.

    so many things make more sense now
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I thought they were all gay or married?

    Or both. But never neither.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    I'm trying to decide whether or not I would wear a T-Shirt with this picture on it.
    Feminine-Hygiene-Bathroom-Sign-S-0200.gif
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    I'm trying to decide whether or not I would wear a T-Shirt with this picture on it.
    Feminine-Hygiene-Bathroom-Sign-S-0200.gif

    I hope not. :sick:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Already have a tight grip on you.

    so many things make more sense now

    :laugh:
  • YouMadBro8281
    YouMadBro8281 Posts: 269
    Already have a tight grip on you.

    so many things make more sense now

    :laugh:

    You're friends with that soldier of fortune guy aren't you??
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Already have a tight grip on you.

    so many things make more sense now

    :laugh:

    You're friends with that soldier of fortune guy aren't you??

    Ouch, that is quite the burn there. I think he is a giant d-bag and talk trash to him whenever possible.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    is anyone else as confused by the thread title as i am?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    is anyone else as confused by the thread title as i am?

    Nope, I'm pretty sure that it is just you.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    is anyone else as confused by the thread title as i am?

    It rhymes with the sound the joke makes as it passes over your head...
  • DYfive
    DYfive Posts: 491 Member
    Swoosh....?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    is anyone else as confused by the thread title as i am?

    It rhymes with the sound the joke makes as it passes over your head...

    1eb1.jpg
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
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  • segooey
    segooey Posts: 24
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    There are a few of us left, but we are frequently drowned out by all the "swooshes" fist pumping and yelling "look at me!"
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    There are a few of us left, but we are frequently drowned out by all the "swooshes" fist pumping and yelling "look at me!"


    The Whooshes use that as a way of attracting potential mates. By fist pumping and yelling, they make themselves more prominent to the females amongst them in a peacock-like display to fascinate them. That being said, do you really want a girl into peacocks?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.

    Every time you misspell weird, it is like you're making a toast to me.
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