guys who are not female hygiene products

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  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    I thought they were all gay or married?

    Or both. But never neither.

    I'm thinking this is true.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member


    Every time you misspell weird, it is like you're making a toast to me.

    And often, I am.
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
    I am really going to make myself vulnerable here... I don't get the title could someone explain?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I am really going to make myself vulnerable here... I don't get the title could someone explain?

    I'm thinking you were vulnerable before this title came along... :wink:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I am really going to make myself vulnerable here... I don't get the title could someone explain?

    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Are in short supply here...grab us when you can ladies.

    Been there, done that! Thanks though!
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
    I am really going to make myself vulnerable here... I don't get the title could someone explain?

    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?

    /tactical facepalm

    I just donated plasma; that is my excuse of the day.
  • simplycorey
    simplycorey Posts: 721 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    There are a few of us left, but we are frequently drowned out by all the "swooshes" fist pumping and yelling "look at me!"


    The Whooshes use that as a way of attracting potential mates. By fist pumping and yelling, they make themselves more prominent to the females amongst them in a peacock-like display to fascinate them. That being said, do you really want a girl into peacocks?

    I don't give "whooshes/swooshes" the attention they want. I find them to be huge turn offs. Still, past all the peacocks, I see nothing ... they're all married, gay or undercover "whooshes/swooshes".
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    There are a few of us left, but we are frequently drowned out by all the "swooshes" fist pumping and yelling "look at me!"


    The Whooshes use that as a way of attracting potential mates. By fist pumping and yelling, they make themselves more prominent to the females amongst them in a peacock-like display to fascinate them. That being said, do you really want a girl into peacocks?

    I don't give "whooshes/swooshes" the attention they want. I find them to be huge turn offs. Still, past all the peacocks, I see nothing ... they're all married, gay or undercover "whooshes/swooshes".

    Nope, not all of them.

    And holyhell, single mother of 5?! How do you manage that?!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    is anyone else as confused by the thread title as i am?

    It rhymes with the sound the joke makes as it passes over your head...
    :laugh:
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?

    Well, to some of us "whoosh" rhymes with push, tush and kush, so....maybe one of these?

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?

    Well, to some of us "whoosh" rhymes with push, tush and kush, so....maybe one of these?

    $(KGrHqF,!p8FHkrQULKDBR9-ELIG!Q~~60_35.JPG

    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P
  • boatyboat
    boatyboat Posts: 60 Member
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    I just divorced Shrek...he was their leader...
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.
    i kind of like you...you don't have many posts but clearly you read the forums LOL...and there is nothing to be scared of.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    I know people who pronounce "douche" as "dush", so really "Whoosh" still applies.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.
    i kind of like you...you don't have many posts but clearly you read the forums LOL...and there is nothing to be scared of.

    Lies, you know dang well I'm scary. :angry:
  • simplycorey
    simplycorey Posts: 721 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    There are a few of us left, but we are frequently drowned out by all the "swooshes" fist pumping and yelling "look at me!"


    The Whooshes use that as a way of attracting potential mates. By fist pumping and yelling, they make themselves more prominent to the females amongst them in a peacock-like display to fascinate them. That being said, do you really want a girl into peacocks?

    I don't give "whooshes/swooshes" the attention they want. I find them to be huge turn offs. Still, past all the peacocks, I see nothing ... they're all married, gay or undercover "whooshes/swooshes".

    Nope, not all of them.

    And holyhell, single mother of 5?! How do you manage that?!

    Married two "whooshes" - one blatant and one undercover. I quit. I have great kids and since I never had a whole lot of help before, I manage just fine, if not better.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    OMG! This SNL skit is a classic! "I'll just have vinegar and water"
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    There are a few of us left, but we are frequently drowned out by all the "swooshes" fist pumping and yelling "look at me!"


    The Whooshes use that as a way of attracting potential mates. By fist pumping and yelling, they make themselves more prominent to the females amongst them in a peacock-like display to fascinate them. That being said, do you really want a girl into peacocks?

    I don't give "whooshes/swooshes" the attention they want. I find them to be huge turn offs. Still, past all the peacocks, I see nothing ... they're all married, gay or undercover "whooshes/swooshes".

    Nope, not all of them.

    And holyhell, single mother of 5?! How do you manage that?!

    Married two "whooshes" - one blatant and one undercover. I quit. I have great kids and since I never had a whole lot of help before, I manage just fine, if not better.

    Well, I am incredibly impressed that you managed to keep your sanity (maybe...) and are managing well. It is one hell of a feat.
  • simplycorey
    simplycorey Posts: 721 Member
    Whoosh can be pronounced either way and I pronounce it the same way as douche. :p
  • simplycorey
    simplycorey Posts: 721 Member
    Do they really exist, Virginia?

    It's hard to tell but if they do, I believe they are on the verge of extinction.

    There are a few of us left, but we are frequently drowned out by all the "swooshes" fist pumping and yelling "look at me!"


    The Whooshes use that as a way of attracting potential mates. By fist pumping and yelling, they make themselves more prominent to the females amongst them in a peacock-like display to fascinate them. That being said, do you really want a girl into peacocks?

    I don't give "whooshes/swooshes" the attention they want. I find them to be huge turn offs. Still, past all the peacocks, I see nothing ... they're all married, gay or undercover "whooshes/swooshes".

    Nope, not all of them.

    And holyhell, single mother of 5?! How do you manage that?!

    Married two "whooshes" - one blatant and one undercover. I quit. I have great kids and since I never had a whole lot of help before, I manage just fine, if not better.

    Well, I am incredibly impressed that you managed to keep your sanity (maybe...) and are managing well. It is one hell of a feat.

    Thank you. My sanity is questionable but I am managing quite well. ;)
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Whoosh can be pronounced either way and I pronounce it the same way as douche. :p

    Awww, you took my side. Kind of. :flowerforyou:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Sorry but I still don't see any around, point one out for me will you?

    Don't look at me!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Sorry but I still don't see any around, point one out for me will you?

    Don't look at me!

    *stare*
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Are any of those feminine hygiene products? :P

    I'm just saying that whoosh doesn't rhyme with douche. But I also can't think of anything that does.

    Edited: Wait, I just did! "Ruche"


    When did people start being able to pick and choose how things are pronounced?

    Like people who pronounce "creek" as "crick"?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.


    DOn't be scared. They are really all nice people. Most are on my FL, and are truly wonderful! The rest I just stalk silently.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    MFP has added so much to my life.

    My vocabulary has increased exponentially. I can now use the term "special snowflake" correctly, incorrectly spell weird in emails, insert "10/10 would bang" in conversation, understand references to Moon Moon and can hardly wait to find a reason to refer to guys who are not female hygiene products in daily conversation.

    Thank you humorous frequent posters. I would FR you all but you scare me.
    i kind of like you...you don't have many posts but clearly you read the forums LOL...and there is nothing to be scared of.

    I like this person too. FR incoming. I hope I don't scare you, but I will if you are scared by discussions of bjs and self romancing. It is a risk I am willing to take.
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    I am really going to make myself vulnerable here... I don't get the title could someone explain?

    What is a female hygiene product that rhymes with "Whoosh"?

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    Also, am I the only person to hear that song "Summer's eve...makes me feel fine...blowing through the jasmine of my mind"? Though, of course, the real lyrics are "Summer breeze", but I've heard it as "Summer's eve" all my live. :ohwell:

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