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snow.
ALREADY.
is it even winter yet??0 -
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LOUD NOISES
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I farted
LIGHT A MATCH!!0 -
just wanted to say........... lol0
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Bored, stoned, sitting in your basement. All alone cuz your little conversations, got around, and lookie what we all found out.0
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tonight im going to go get chipotle.....a burrito with brown rice, fajita veggies, chicken, sour cream and hot sauce and corn and im going to take it home and eat it in my recliner wearing nothing but tighty whities0
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I am not a people person, why the heck and I in a job that requires me to deal with people.0
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I'm just so horny right now.
Yes, yes u are lol0 -
I wish i was a super hero with powers to make me invisible when someone walks through my office door:bigsmile:0
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i wish i could fly to the moon and back , if you would be my ... man haha
man it sucks being up at 2am =\0 -
I'm feeling inappropriate and want my ego stroked, but don't want friend requests or private messages, its against my morals, on the other hand I have a libido of a 16 year old boy...... conflict is hard.
Here is a story to help.
Once upon a time there was an awesome rainbow unicorn. She was horny. On her head. She rubbed her horn in a Bush and it fell off. A donkey came along and reattached her horn.... and she cried because she was a conflicted unicorn in a land of donkeys that didn't understand her. So the donkey hugged her and she bit his ear off and took home the title of heavyweight champion.
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i just posted this but want to post it again........... =D
Whats my name?? Lisa!!
Where you from?? 9th Street!
Where you going? To the PARTAYE!
Can i come?? uhhh huhhhhhhhhhhh
ooooo they playing hopscotch!!
come on dance with me =P
hahahaaaha grew up with that song in junior high, love it!0 -
Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that **** in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, /0 -
I'm excellent at making people uncomfortable0
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I'm excellent at uhhh lol i dont know. Im a jack of all trades =D0
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I forgot to wear underwear.0
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Cough cough proof cough cough0
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