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Biggest mistake I made at the gym today...

AbstractAsterism
AbstractAsterism Posts: 153 Member
edited February 5 in Chit-Chat
I forgot my headphones. Usually, not a big deal, they have TVs and music and whatever. Then, there was THAT GUY. THAT GUY who does the free weights, and does bicep curls. That isn't a thing at all, but, THAT GUY wasn't exactly versed in gym etiquette. I'm ok with grunting. I do it myself sometimes. However, THAT GUY, who had his headphones in, every time he did a curl, it was: "OH. YEAH. B***H. TAKE. IT. AND. LIKE. IT." At top volume. Over and over. Everyone was staring at him. Awk-ward.

Please, don't be THAT GUY.
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  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    This could be the most awkward thing I've ever read. :noway:
  • AbstractAsterism
    AbstractAsterism Posts: 153 Member
    This could be the most awkward thing I've ever read. :noway:

    It was bad. It was incredibly bad.
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    sorry

    ill try to keep the voices inside my head next time
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Lmao. That's actually f*cking hilarious. But yeah, would be distracting since I probably wouldn't be able to complete my workout from laughing so hard.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    I will forever leave my headphones at home in hopes that i hear someone talk like that.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    My friend told me a guy in the gym was making kissy faces at himself in the mirrors. People are special.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    "OH. YEAH. B***H. TAKE. IT. AND. LIKE. IT."

    I like hearing that.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    My friend told me a guy in the gym was making kissy faces at himself in the mirrors. People are special.

    Nothing wrong with needing a little instant affection every once in a while
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Thank you for this story!

    I will use it any time I hear someone say, "Why does Curves exist, and how could it possibly be successful?"
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    One time I brought a friend with me and he said I make sex noises when I lift.

    I had no idea.:embarassed:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    One time I brought a friend with me and he said I make sex noises when I lift.

    I had no idea.:embarassed:
    Can I come lift with you? :flowerforyou:
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    One time I brought a friend with me and he said I make sex noises when I lift.

    I had no idea.:embarassed:

    One time I brought a friend with me and she said I make lifting noises when I have sex.

    I had no idea either
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    One time I brought a friend with me and he said I make sex noises when I lift.

    I had no idea.:embarassed:

    One time I brought a friend with me and she said I make lifting noises when I have sex.

    I had no idea either
    UNh..unh...unh.
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    Reason #475 why I don't belong to a gym.
  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
    Lmao. That's actually f*cking hilarious. But yeah, would be distracting since I probably wouldn't be able to complete my workout from laughing so hard.

    ^This! Exactly what I was thinking.
  • lua_
    lua_ Posts: 258 Member
    "OH. YEAH. B***H. TAKE. IT. AND. LIKE. IT."

    I like hearing that.

    :laugh:
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    I love being entertained at the gym! That's my kind of gym day!
  • swede160
    swede160 Posts: 24 Member
    There was a guy on a stationary bike next to me making noises like that! He was huffing and puffing and grunting "ooh yeah, yeah, uh uh!" ON A STATIONARY RECUMBANT BIKE!
  • LYNN8SUPERSTARZS
    LYNN8SUPERSTARZS Posts: 21 Member
    :noway: :laugh: LMBO!!! The men at my gym forever making crazy noises!!! I cant workout w/o my headphones!! LOL!!!
  • MYhealthyjourney70
    MYhealthyjourney70 Posts: 276 Member
    Lmao. That's actually f*cking hilarious. But yeah, would be distracting since I probably wouldn't be able to complete my workout from laughing so hard.

    there was a guy at my gym the other day that spent more time admiring himself than lifting and of course he's taking up equipment others want to use...
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
    My friend told me a guy in the gym was making kissy faces at himself in the mirrors. People are special.

    You said it best. People are special. I would have been laughing I think, or seriously embarrassed for the dude. LOL
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    :laugh: Hilarious..My gym is boring..i need such people around!
  • edwardkim85
    edwardkim85 Posts: 438 Member
    I hold my breath and make no noise until I finish my set then....

    I fart really loud.

    People say it sounds like a viking war cry.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Please, don't be THAT GUY.

    Was he curling in the squat rack?
  • AbstractAsterism
    AbstractAsterism Posts: 153 Member
    Please, don't be THAT GUY.

    Was he curling in the squat rack?
    .

    No, but he was straddling the weight bench. Not on it, just standing over it.
  • LBeth1015
    LBeth1015 Posts: 35 Member
    Ew. Before it was funny but that ^^ added an extra level of creepy to it.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    "OH. YEAH. B***H. TAKE. IT. AND. LIKE. IT."

    I like hearing that.

    But in a different context, right?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    One time I brought a friend with me and he said I make sex noises when I lift.

    I had no idea.:embarassed:
    Can I come lift with you? :flowerforyou:

    I'll spot!
  • ashleyinthecold
    ashleyinthecold Posts: 89 Member
    This story made me feel all kinds of awkward.

    Reason #72 why I am so happy to be a member of an all girl gym.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I don't understand these people who make sexy noises when they lift, because I usually sound frightened and cry during my workouts.
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