am I technically a *kitten*?

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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I was conceived while my mom was married to someone other than my dad but was born after they were married...

Does that still technically make me a *kitten*?

Someone said that I was and I just want to clarify.
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I was conceived while my mom was married to someone other than my dad but was born after they were married...

    Does that still technically make me a *kitten*?

    Someone said that I was and I just want to clarify.

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  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
    no, you're safe
  • JocyChan
    JocyChan Posts: 59 Member
    per the urban dictionary: *kitten*
    One born without married parents.

    You were born once they were married, soo... not a *kitten*? it does not say "one conceived without married parents" :P
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Everyone is a *kitten* in my book.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    It's not about you....can we talk about fast moms?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm a *kitten*.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    It's not about you....can we talk about fast moms?

    I'm fast :wink:
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    Yes, you're a *kitten*.
  • hamminit
    hamminit Posts: 184 Member
    *kitten*!!!!! lol not really
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    As per this, yes

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  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
    There once was a boy, we know as Jesus. He was conceived before his parents married. His dad was not his biological father. You are in good company :smile:
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    No. By definition, a *kitten* is BORN out of wedlock.
  • mjrkearney
    mjrkearney Posts: 408 Member
    I think my cousin is technically a *kitten* (or whatever the female equivalent is) because her father was killed in Vietnam before she was born and the Catholic church refused to marry her parents before he shipped out that last time. They were married according to the state, but not the church. Either way, unmarried woman at the time of the birth.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    No but I am.

    I'm a girl so I suppose I'm a bastardette.... sounds like I'm calling myself fecal material.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    Who cares?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    How long between the divorce and the new marriage? you take that time and divide it by the ritual pregnancy. That way you find what percentage of you is *kitten*.

    Look at the bright side they give scholarships to part *kitten* these days.
  • mistikal13
    mistikal13 Posts: 1,457 Member
    You're such a *kitten*!! j/k :tongue:
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
    >2013
    >Not saying 'Love-Child'
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I was conceived while my mom was married to someone other than my dad but was born after they were married...

    Does that still technically make me a *kitten*?

    Someone said that I was and I just want to clarify.
    Yes, you are. But not for this reason. :tongue:
  • The_Gent_65
    The_Gent_65 Posts: 24
    That's probably not what makes you a *kitten*...
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    There once was a boy, we know as Jesus. He was conceived before his parents married. His dad was not his biological father. You are in good company :smile:

    i love your answer

    my mom didn't marry any guy she had five kids out of wed lock by two different guy one was a loser who walked away fast he created 4 kids. we were raised by my older brothers real dad. i couldn't be happier. no memories of the sperm donor. he could walk right by me and i would know ps my mom was smart to give us her last name
  • lupinibean
    lupinibean Posts: 40
    I was conceived while my mom was married to someone other than my dad but was born after they were married...

    Does that still technically make me a *kitten*?

    Someone said that I was and I just want to clarify.

    You're not, but the person who called you that is.
  • margieo1983
    margieo1983 Posts: 45 Member
    No.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I think my cousin is technically a *kitten* (or whatever the female equivalent is) because her father was killed in Vietnam before she was born and the Catholic church refused to marry her parents before he shipped out that last time. They were married according to the state, but not the church. Either way, unmarried woman at the time of the birth.
    :noway:

    The mother was a widow, so the child was, if anything, an orphan. Although with one living parent, not so much.

    Also, who gives a flying feck?! It's not like your parents' legal status has any bearing on who you are as a person. I've known some right *kitten* whose parents had been married years before they were born.
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    i'm so glad this is (largely?) a historical term of insult. hadn't thought about what someone might mean by it, using it in a strict sense - what an ugly word for an ugly idea.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Wait. Is this one of those math word-problems? You may not be a *kitten*, but you are definitely a jerk for trying to make me think.
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    i'm so glad this is (largely?) a historical term of insult. hadn't thought about what someone might mean by it, using it in a strict sense - what an ugly word for an ugly idea.

    Ugly idea yes, but it did orginally serve a purpose. It was used to determine the passing on of property, land ownership & so forth. If someone was classed as a rightful heir or not. Although in those days if you were female you were out of luck when it came to that anyway.

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