I come to MFP to pick up chicks (again)

TheGreenEyedMonster
TheGreenEyedMonster Posts: 562
edited September 22 in Chit-Chat
*devilish grin* Figured I've been away a while. Time to get reacquainted with old friends and make new ones. :devil:
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  • Bellydance
    Bellydance Posts: 105 Member
    You're funny. If you are picking up ANYone here the good thing is you will get to know them on a very deep emotional level which I'm pretty sure most men aren't looking for!!! LOL
    Good luck, looks like you know what you are doing as you've had success before.
  • carrieberrie
    carrieberrie Posts: 356 Member
    LOL! Thats funny!
  • TheGreenEyedMonster
    TheGreenEyedMonster Posts: 562
    I need motivation and nothing motivates me better than trying to show off for women. :wink:
  • enromero
    enromero Posts: 104
    LOL, Welcome back!
  • minnesota
    minnesota Posts: 204 Member
    you are funny... well hope that works out for ya! :)
  • SandraMay1982
    SandraMay1982 Posts: 328
    You are the alpha male *L* hahaha.
  • efalcon1
    efalcon1 Posts: 52
    How you doin :wink:
  • Allie_Dreams
    Allie_Dreams Posts: 138
    I need motivation and nothing motivates me better than trying to show off for women. :wink:

    I see you have a since of humor, that is a great trait to have.
  • dietcokaholic2
    dietcokaholic2 Posts: 42
    Love the tude! Keep smiling!
  • PoeRaven
    PoeRaven Posts: 433 Member
    Hilarious. Do whatever motivates ya! :devil:
  • megsta21
    megsta21 Posts: 506 Member
    Good luck picking ME up!!! :tongue:

    BAHAHAHA:wink:

    I WEIGH TOO MUCH!!! :laugh:
  • smuehlbauer
    smuehlbauer Posts: 1,041 Member
    ooh ooh ooh - pick me pick me pick me!!!
    I need someone new to flirt with!
    Haahaa!
  • Soapbox
    Soapbox Posts: 38
    ooh ooh ooh - pick me pick me pick me!!!
    I need someone new to flirt with!
    Haahaa!



    How you doin, can i buy you a l healthy dinner?
  • tiffanygil
    tiffanygil Posts: 478 Member
    lol
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
    I come here to pick up chicks too! It gets easier the longer I'm here because everybody is getting lighter & I am getting stronger. :smile:
  • trisha329
    trisha329 Posts: 266 Member
    It's really nice to have some good humor on here! (And I don't mean the ice cream truck! lol Geez -- does that age me?! :wink:
  • missouri_rain
    missouri_rain Posts: 560 Member
    Too funny! At least your honest :laugh:
  • dmcbeauty
    dmcbeauty Posts: 30
    Greeneyed Monster? That's funny.
  • smuehlbauer
    smuehlbauer Posts: 1,041 Member
    ooh ooh ooh - pick me pick me pick me!!!
    I need someone new to flirt with!
    Haahaa!



    How you doin, can i buy you a l healthy dinner?


    Darlin' if you were closer I'd take you up on that offer in a heart beat!
  • Iffer75
    Iffer75 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Welcome back. I agree, at least your are honest. Good luck with that. I also wish you luck with your journey to a happier and healthier lifestyle. :bigsmile:
  • billgiersberg
    billgiersberg Posts: 163
    Remember what a trainer would tell you Dude... When pressing weights (such as picking up chicks I guess), pick up to the point of muscle failure. Rest two minutes and pick 'em up again. Repeat 4 times. Remember...no pain, no gain.
  • Soapbox
    Soapbox Posts: 38
    ooh ooh ooh - pick me pick me pick me!!!
    I need someone new to flirt with!
    Haahaa!

    Looks like someones goign to have to buy a plane ticket...and since it was my idea , you have to buy the ticket :D

    How you doin, can i buy you a l healthy dinner?


    Darlin' if you were closer I'd take you up on that offer in a heart beat!
  • GiGi76
    GiGi76 Posts: 876 Member
    Love this thread.... yall made me smile!!!
  • TheGreenEyedMonster
    TheGreenEyedMonster Posts: 562
    So many new friends and great ladies being totally selfless to help me in my journey to get sexier. I may actually use this thread to get my act back together instead of just using it to waste time while I'm at work... (okay, maybe a bit of both).
  • Fit4Vet
    Fit4Vet Posts: 610 Member
    WooHoo! Great to have you back (again) with your purdy green eyes! :bigsmile:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I feel left out. I'd even wear something purdy. :brokenheart:
  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
    Hey, GEM!

    Be careful what you ask for! I'm retired Air Force, and you don't want me to come out there and kick your butt, do ya? DO YA, PUNK?!!

    Just kidding! :wink: Good luck, man!
  • lexi0616
    lexi0616 Posts: 18
    I like the lift, rest, repeat quote...too funny! Oh, and I am new BTW, may I crash this party?
  • TheGreenEyedMonster
    TheGreenEyedMonster Posts: 562
    Everyone is invited... even though I'd rather hoard all the ladies to myself. I'm so selfish.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    *sigh* So greedy. :tongue:
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