I get jelly of all the really ugly people on here

Mobilemuscle
Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
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  • gracielynn1011
    gracielynn1011 Posts: 726 Member
    You should. We get all the friends. Every body wants us to be their friend, because we make them look even better. :bigsmile:
  • Windzer
    Windzer Posts: 104
    I am offended by your jealousy of me sir!
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    seriously...

    uglies get all the friends and have the best personalities

    pretties are unapproachable, lonely, and have the personalities of paper bags
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
    Attractiveness shaming!! Mean!! Bully!! Why can't you just be nice??? :angry:

    :tongue:
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,876 Member
    You should be, our personalities rock...
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    I am offended by your jealousy of me sir!

    dont be

    Im about as emotionally deep as a petri-dish

    and about as smart as a baked potato
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    We always get the benefit of extra workouts from pumping our own gas, opening doors ourselves, & pulling out our own chairs. Those pretty people hate us for it.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    It's awesome! I hang out with my guy friends and none of them try to bang me.
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    It's awesome! I hang out with my guy friends and none of them try to bang me.

    pretties totally are always fighting off the hordes of hornies trying to get up in our business

    total objects...thats all us pretties are or are good for
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    is that because they never get hit on at the gym and just get to workout in peace
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
    Trolling is seriously a lost art.
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    is that because they never get hit on at the gym and just get to workout in peace

    mmhmmm...thats a big one

    for gods sake cant I do abs with my shirt off without everyone staring at me like a piece of filet mignon?!
  • RunsOnEspresso
    RunsOnEspresso Posts: 3,218 Member
    seriously...

    uglies get all the friends and have the best personalities

    pretties are unapproachable, lonely, and have the personalities of paper bags

    This must be why I have no friends. :ohwell:
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Me too. Just once I'd like to sit down in the breakroom without someone shoving their d*** under me.
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
    is that because they never get hit on at the gym and just get to workout in peace

    mmhmmm...thats a big one

    for gods sake cant I do abs with my shirt off without everyone staring at me like a piece of filet mignon?!

    Mmmmmm filet mignon...............
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    seriously...

    uglies get all the friends and have the best personalities

    pretties are unapproachable, lonely, and have the personalities of paper bags

    This must be why I have no friends. :ohwell:

    its our cross to carry
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    Me too. Just once I'd like to sit down in the breakroom without someone shoving their d*** under me.

    right?! I slip and land balls deep inside girls on the regular
  • _Xtine
    _Xtine Posts: 97 Member
    Best part is reading a book in peace at the local coffee shop.
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    Best part is reading a book in peace at the local coffee shop.

    *sigh*...pretties can only dream of the day
  • GenF32
    GenF32 Posts: 184 Member
    I am offended by your jealousy of me sir!

    dont be

    Im about as emotionally deep as a petri-dish

    and about as smart as a baked potato

    Yeah, but... those abs. I mean.... but.... whatever. *gulp*

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