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Everytime I watch The Walking Dead I get pissed off and want to punch most of them in the face.
None of them deserve to survive. None of them.
I get angry when they make me wait months for a new series.0 -
Everytime I watch The Walking Dead I get pissed off and want to punch most of them in the face.
None of them deserve to survive. None of them.
I'm going to punch you.0 -
Everytime I watch The Walking Dead I get pissed off and want to punch most of them in the face.
None of them deserve to survive. None of them.
I'm going to punch you.
Carl and Lori are the worst two offenders.0 -
I just sent my kid to get me a nonfat pumpkin spice latte. I'm going to use it to wash down the "guilt free brownies" the other kid just made. I like having kids that can do my bidding while I kick it and get ready to finish the episodes of Breaking Bad I haven't watched. It's all good baby!!!
This is what I send my kid to get:
My kid is only 16, so sending him for booze is kind of out of the question. That said, anyone want to bring a friendly cougar a nice glass of wine?0 -
I just sent my kid to get me a nonfat pumpkin spice latte. I'm going to use it to wash down the "guilt free brownies" the other kid just made. I like having kids that can do my bidding while I kick it and get ready to finish the episodes of Breaking Bad I haven't watched. It's all good baby!!!
This is what I send my kid to get:
My kid is only 16, so sending him for booze is kind of out of the question. That said, anyone want to bring a friendly cougar a nice glass of wine?
Just send him to the store with a note and everything will be cool0 -
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I just sent my kid to get me a nonfat pumpkin spice latte. I'm going to use it to wash down the "guilt free brownies" the other kid just made. I like having kids that can do my bidding while I kick it and get ready to finish the episodes of Breaking Bad I haven't watched. It's all good baby!!!
This is what I send my kid to get:
My kid is only 16, so sending him for booze is kind of out of the question. That said, anyone want to bring a friendly cougar a nice glass of wine?
Just send him to the store with a note and everything will be cool
Not a bad plan...he's 6'2", so he's got the height thing going for him. A pair of dark glasses and a day of no shaving...he should be good to go!0 -
I am not amused.0 -
I am not amused.
I am.
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I am not amused.
I am.
:huh: :explode:
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that's more like it. All is forgiven. :flowerforyou:0 -
Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
That's right!
For a $10 "Donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
But wait a minute -
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that -
And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
No wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's boss of my big mouth
Where's the pliars
God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Needlenose
Up my nose
- Agh! -
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go?
I pull out more and more copper spagetti
How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
God damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets left in the land of the free!
There
No one's gonna tell me what to do
It's worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
*kitten*:
Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.0 -
Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
That's right!
For a $10 "Donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
But wait a minute -
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that -
And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
No wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's boss of my big mouth
Where's the pliars
God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Needlenose
Up my nose
- Agh! -
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go?
I pull out more and more copper spagetti
How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
God damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets left in the land of the free!
There
No one's gonna tell me what to do
It's worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
*kitten*:
Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.
Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:0 -
Tell me what's on your mind folks! I'm up and I need to keep my mind occupied so let's talk
I'd love to chat, but I'm tired & going to bed!
And for what it's worth, you look great!0 -
Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:0
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Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:
duly noted. Welcome, friend! :happy:0 -
Don't ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
That's right!
For a $10 "Donation"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
But wait a minute -
Didn't I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids teeth
So if they disappear they can track 'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that -
And didn't I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn't even tell me
No wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I'll show them
Who's boss of my big mouth
Where's the pliars
God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Needlenose
Up my nose
- Agh! -
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go?
I pull out more and more copper spagetti
How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
God damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets left in the land of the free!
There
No one's gonna tell me what to do
It's worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
*kitten*:
Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.
Wow, and I thought I had a bad headache before reading this. Will you pet my hair and sing to me to make it better?0 -
you guys are funny as hell. Love the BIG cat. Im going to stop at that.0
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This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!0 -
This is probably one of the best gifs I have ever seen. You, sir, deserve a trophy.0 -
This is probably one of the best gifs I have ever seen. You, sir, deserve a trophy.
:noway:
you're grounded too!0 -
can someone else comment on this please. After spongebob and his stretchy pants put his junk on that guys nose, I had to stop watching. LORD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.0
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You guys Made my night! LMAO over here! Have a good night ya'll0
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can someone else comment on this please. After spongebob and his stretchy pants put his junk on that guys nose, I had to stop watching. LORD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.
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This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!0 -
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This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
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Sounds like an invitation
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:huh:
Strangely enough...the answer is... maybe?0 -
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This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
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:huh:
Strangely enough...the answer is... maybe?
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THIS IS ALL TOO FUNNY MANX!!!!
HAD A Great Time LMAO...TIll i teared and stomach hurts from excessive Laughter...GOSH IT FEELS SO GREAT!!!>>>>> HAVEN't been Laughing So HArd for a long long Long Time like Once upon a time:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: THANK ALL AWESOME ABove for the FUNNNNY jokes and comments,gif, images. :bigsmile: :drinker: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:0
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