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    • Posts: 388 Member
      Everytime I watch The Walking Dead I get pissed off and want to punch most of them in the face.

      None of them deserve to survive. None of them. :angry:

      I get angry when they make me wait months for a new series.
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      Everytime I watch The Walking Dead I get pissed off and want to punch most of them in the face.

      None of them deserve to survive. None of them. :angry:

      I'm going to punch you. :D
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
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      I'm going to punch you. :D

      Carl and Lori are the worst two offenders. :angry:
    • Posts: 769 Member
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      This is what I send my kid to get:

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      My kid is only 16, so sending him for booze is kind of out of the question. That said, anyone want to bring a friendly cougar a nice glass of wine?
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      My kid is only 16, so sending him for booze is kind of out of the question. That said, anyone want to bring a friendly cougar a nice glass of wine?

      Just send him to the store with a note and everything will be cool
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      Just send him to the store with a note and everything will be cool

      Not a bad plan...he's 6'2", so he's got the height thing going for him. A pair of dark glasses and a day of no shaving...he should be good to go!
    • Posts: 769 Member
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      I am not amused. :angry:
    • Posts: 14,025 Member


      I am not amused. :angry:

      I am. :smile:

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    • Posts: 769 Member
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      I am. :smile:

      lovin%20cougars.jpg

      :huh: :explode:


      :laugh:
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
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    • Posts: 769 Member
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      that's more like it. All is forgiven. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      Don't ask me why
      But I was walking down the streets
      Of Fairfax, California
      And I saw this flyer hangin'
      On a telephone pole, and it said
      CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
      That's right!
      For a $10 "Donation"
      You could see silver fillings turn
      To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
      New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
      Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
      But wait a minute -
      Didn't I just read
      About how the cops are getting parents
      To plant bugging devices
      In their kids teeth
      So if they disappear they can track 'em
      Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
      And all that -
      And didn't I read
      That these devices can go two-way
      And everything that I do or say
      Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
      Planted in my cavities
      And they didn't even tell me
      No wonder every bad thing
      In and out of my mouth
      Keeps winding up on my employment record
      All those fillings
      All those crowns
      I'll show them
      Who's boss of my big mouth
      Where's the pliars
      God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
      Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
      This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Must be some kind of conspiracy
      The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
      Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
      Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Needlenose
      Up my nose
      - Agh! -
      Where did all these wires come from?
      How far up into my skull do they go?
      I pull out more and more copper spagetti
      How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
      God damn fishsticks melted again
      What are they trying to do to me?
      No secrets left in the land of the free!
      There
      No one's gonna tell me what to do
      It's worth eating baby food
      The rest of my life
      To be a free man
      *kitten*:
      Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.
    • Posts: 769 Member
      Don't ask me why
      But I was walking down the streets
      Of Fairfax, California
      And I saw this flyer hangin'
      On a telephone pole, and it said
      CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
      That's right!
      For a $10 "Donation"
      You could see silver fillings turn
      To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
      New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
      Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
      But wait a minute -
      Didn't I just read
      About how the cops are getting parents
      To plant bugging devices
      In their kids teeth
      So if they disappear they can track 'em
      Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
      And all that -
      And didn't I read
      That these devices can go two-way
      And everything that I do or say
      Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
      Planted in my cavities
      And they didn't even tell me
      No wonder every bad thing
      In and out of my mouth
      Keeps winding up on my employment record
      All those fillings
      All those crowns
      I'll show them
      Who's boss of my big mouth
      Where's the pliars
      God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
      Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
      This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Must be some kind of conspiracy
      The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
      Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
      Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Needlenose
      Up my nose
      - Agh! -
      Where did all these wires come from?
      How far up into my skull do they go?
      I pull out more and more copper spagetti
      How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
      God damn fishsticks melted again
      What are they trying to do to me?
      No secrets left in the land of the free!
      There
      No one's gonna tell me what to do
      It's worth eating baby food
      The rest of my life
      To be a free man
      *kitten*:
      Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.

      Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 92 Member
      Tell me what's on your mind folks! I'm up and I need to keep my mind occupied so let's talk :)

      I'd love to chat, but I'm tired & going to bed!

      And for what it's worth, you look great!
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      Someone has been in the medicine cabinet tonight...:bigsmile:
      Bored...and yes:wink:
    • Posts: 769 Member
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      Bored...and yes:wink:

      duly noted. Welcome, friend! :happy:
    • Posts: 162 Member
      Don't ask me why
      But I was walking down the streets
      Of Fairfax, California
      And I saw this flyer hangin'
      On a telephone pole, and it said
      CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
      That's right!
      For a $10 "Donation"
      You could see silver fillings turn
      To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
      New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
      Flashlight and a mirror to observe.
      But wait a minute -
      Didn't I just read
      About how the cops are getting parents
      To plant bugging devices
      In their kids teeth
      So if they disappear they can track 'em
      Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
      And all that -
      And didn't I read
      That these devices can go two-way
      And everything that I do or say
      Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
      Planted in my cavities
      And they didn't even tell me
      No wonder every bad thing
      In and out of my mouth
      Keeps winding up on my employment record
      All those fillings
      All those crowns
      I'll show them
      Who's boss of my big mouth
      Where's the pliars
      God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
      Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
      This is all coming out right now - TODAY!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Must be some kind of conspiracy
      The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
      Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
      Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Agh! Agh! Agh!
      Needlenose
      Up my nose
      - Agh! -
      Where did all these wires come from?
      How far up into my skull do they go?
      I pull out more and more copper spagetti
      How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?
      God damn fishsticks melted again
      What are they trying to do to me?
      No secrets left in the land of the free!
      There
      No one's gonna tell me what to do
      It's worth eating baby food
      The rest of my life
      To be a free man
      *kitten*:
      Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.

      Wow, and I thought I had a bad headache before reading this. Will you pet my hair and sing to me to make it better?
    • Posts: 24
      you guys are funny as hell. Love the BIG cat. Im going to stop at that.
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
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      This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
    • Posts: 162 Member
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      This is probably one of the best gifs I have ever seen. You, sir, deserve a trophy.
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      This is probably one of the best gifs I have ever seen. You, sir, deserve a trophy.

      :noway:

      you're grounded too!
    • Posts: 24
      can someone else comment on this please. After spongebob and his stretchy pants put his junk on that guys nose, I had to stop watching. LORD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.
    • Posts: 43 Member
      You guys Made my night! LMAO over here! Have a good night ya'll :)
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      can someone else comment on this please. After spongebob and his stretchy pants put his junk on that guys nose, I had to stop watching. LORD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL.
      Did someone say spongebob?

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      This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
      Sounds like an invitation :tongue:
    • Posts: 769 Member
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      This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
      [/quote]
      Sounds like an invitation :tongue:
      [/quote]

      :huh:

      Strangely enough...the answer is... maybe?
    • Posts: 167 Member
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      This is just wrong. Very, very, very, very, wrong. Go to your room, right now. And get that bra off your head. I mean it!
      Sounds like an invitation :tongue:
      [/quote]

      :huh:

      Strangely enough...the answer is... maybe?
      [/quote]








      :laugh: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
    • Posts: 167 Member
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
      THIS IS ALL TOO FUNNY MANX!!!!:wink:
      HAD A Great Time LMAO...TIll i teared and stomach hurts from excessive Laughter...GOSH IT FEELS SO GREAT!!!>>>>> HAVEN't been Laughing So HArd for a long long Long Time like Once upon a time:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: THANK ALL AWESOME ABove for the FUNNNNY jokes and comments,gif, images. :heart: :heart: :heart: :bigsmile: :drinker: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
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