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OT -- What's the Funniest Pick Up Line You've Heard?
jill927
Posts: 471 Member
Ok, so ...
What's the funniest pick-up line you've ever heard?
My most recent one: I was at the pool with my niece (age 4) and a lifeguard about my age (20) asked "So, your daughter is beautiful, is her daddy in the picture?" I was like.... :noway: CREEPER.
:laugh:
1) She's not mine (I would have had to get preggo at 15)
2) That sounded a lot more pedophile-ish than you probably meant it! (I hope!!!)
What's the funniest pick-up line you've ever heard?
My most recent one: I was at the pool with my niece (age 4) and a lifeguard about my age (20) asked "So, your daughter is beautiful, is her daddy in the picture?" I was like.... :noway: CREEPER.
:laugh:
1) She's not mine (I would have had to get preggo at 15)
2) That sounded a lot more pedophile-ish than you probably meant it! (I hope!!!)
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Ok, so ...
What's the funniest pick-up line you've ever heard?
My most recent one: I was at the pool with my niece (age 4) and a lifeguard about my age (20) asked "So, your daughter is beautiful, is her daddy in the picture?" I was like.... :noway: CREEPER.
:laugh:
1) She's not mine (I would have had to get preggo at 15)
2) That sounded a lot more pedophile-ish than you probably meant it! (I hope!!!)0 -
I was asked at a bar...Did you grow up on a farm? I said yes...and he said I thought so because you sure know how to raise a c**k.
Profane I know, but it shocked me and was funny later!!!0 -
I was asked at a bar...Did you grow up on a farm? I said yes...and he said I thought so because you sure know how to raise a c**k.
Profane I know, but it shocked me and was funny later!!!
I wonder what he would have said if you said no haha0 -
HI THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME SO MAD!!! :mad:
I HAD THE SORT OF SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME AT THE SHOPS WITH MY BABY SISTER AT THE TIME SHE WAS A BABY AND CRYING SO I SAT IN THE FOOD COURT TRYING TO CALM HER WHILE MUM WAS SHOPPING AND I HERD A OLD LADY BEHIMD ME SAY "ISNT IT SAD TO SEE CHILDREN HAVING BABIES I STOOD UP AND TOLD HER THAT JUST COZ I WAS 15 DID NOT MAKE ME HER MOTHER AND THAT SHE WAS MY SISTER AND THAT IT WAS NON OF HER BEEWAX
BUT THE FUNNIEST PIC UP LINE I HAVE EVER HERD IS...... DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE...COZ I HAVE HALF A BAR IN MY POCKET JUST FOR YOU........:indifferent:
YUK:noway: ........... PUT ME OFF CHOCOLATE FOR A WHILE.............0 -
I was walkin with my SIL and this guy says "Hey is your dad a terrorist, cuz your tha bomb." :huh: We just looked at each other. :laugh:0
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wow.0
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I had a guy tell me, "Sleep with me or I'll tell everyone you're a tease!" :noway:
And...
To think that didn't work? I laughed at him. Pig.
The next day his best pal told me his friend was an idiot, as if I didn't just figure that out too! :laugh: 0 -
I was asked at a bar...Did you grow up on a farm? I said yes...and he said I thought so because you sure know how to raise a c**k.
Profane I know, but it shocked me and was funny later!!!
LOL that's a new one. I love it. LOL
Men are stupid
entertaining though0 -
I do not have any great pick up lines but at spencers there use to be a shirt that says
"of course I love you my ****s hard isn't it"
and
"I'll flip a coin heads I get tail tails I get head"
and I love the baby onsie that had a picture of bush and under it said "Makes me spit up"
Similar to pick up lines. Sorry I have not been hit on that much in my life time I have always been on the larger side. My smallest that I can rember was a 11.0 -
the chat up line i hear the most is
"go away, i told you, i'm not interested!"
That one gets me every time :laugh:0 -
the chat up line i hear the most is
"go away, i told you, i'm not interested!"
That one gets me every time :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Same one I always heard. :grumble:0 -
"I'll flip a coin heads I get tail tails I get head"
hehehehehehehe I love it!0 -
You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...0 -
I was walking with two friends and guy shouted, "There are three of us and three of you..." - my friend patted her belly and shouted back, "Actually there are four of us". She was about 4 months pregnant at the time. So not the best pick up line, but a great come back.0
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"is that your real eye color?" I looked at him and said..."ARE YOU SERIOUS???" and walked away.
Who asks that as a pick up line? How about "wow, you have pretty eyes." Granted this was many years ago in a bar, but I always remembered it b/c it was just so dang cheesy.0 -
You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...
....to the one who...said it?
Wow...you and Manda really do have a lot in common....0 -
Do you have (put ethic group here) in you? Would you like some? :sick: at that time I was still a virgin so it took me a minute and then I about threw up.
If you ever wanted a *$(# buddy call me, I will be more than happy to be him...... (grrr what I am not good enough to have a relationship with)
It's been awhile since I have been hit on I was married for almost 5 years and a huge ring kept them away surprisingly lol or maybe it was just my weight... Idk0 -
Hi
I can't believe guys really use these cheesy lines
I've never had anyone use one on me or when I was out with friends....
LOL
Kim0 -
You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...
....to the one who...said it?
Wow...you and Manda really do have a lot in common....
I'm a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines.... :laugh:0 -
Do you have (put ethic group here) in you? Would you like some? :sick: at that time I was still a virgin so it took me a minute and then I about threw up.
Ahaha, so lame, but so funny.
That's like my favorite shot down retort:
Me: "Hey pretty girl, want to go out sometime?"
Pretentious Elite Diva Girl: "Ahem. No!"
Me: "Oh, cmon sweetheart, I lowered my standards, why can't you?"
:bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile:0 -
Do you know about the here after? Well then you know what I am here after.:bigsmile:0
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You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...
....to the one who...said it?
Wow...you and Manda really do have a lot in common....
I'm a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines.... :laugh:
Hmmm :devil:
Naa I am old enough to be your father.0 -
You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...
....to the one who...said it?
Wow...you and Manda really do have a lot in common....
I'm a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines.... :laugh:
Hmmm :devil:
Naa I am old enough to be your father.
Upgrade!!! It's what I did!0 -
"You have beautiful eyes" (while looking considerably lower than my "eyes")
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That sweater is very becoming on you...I'd like to be coming on you as well! :noway: 0
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You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...
....to the one who...said it?
Wow...you and Manda really do have a lot in common....
I'm a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines.... :laugh:
Hmmm :devil:
Naa I am old enough to be your father.
The guy I was with before my hubby was 17 years older than me...
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You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...
....to the one who...said it?
Wow...you and Manda really do have a lot in common....
I'm a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines.... :laugh:
Hmmm :devil:
Naa I am old enough to be your father.
The guy I was with before my hubby was 17 years older than me...
That's how I passed high school too.
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That sweater is very becoming on you...I'd like to be coming on you as well! :noway:
:noway: Ok...THAT one would not have worked on me. 0 -
You must wash your pants in windex cause I can see myself in 'em
Oldie, but yes it has actually been said to me. And now I'm married...
....to the one who...said it?
Wow...you and Manda really do have a lot in common....
I'm a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines.... :laugh:
Hmmm :devil:
Naa I am old enough to be your father.
The guy I was with before my hubby was 17 years older than me...
That's how I passed high school too.
Haha... I was still a good girl in highschool!!! I was 20 and he was 370 -
That's how I passed high school too.Haha... I was still a good girl in highschool!!! I was 20 and he was 37
I was still a good girl in elemen.....oh......you said high school. Nevermind.
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