Bacon and Making Babies...

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I eat a lot of bacon and pineapple...that's right, come at me ladies!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I eat a lot of bacon and pineapple...that's right, come at me ladies!

    :love:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Sheeesh....That's ridiculous! Back pre health kick, I ate bacon 3-4 times a week and wife gave birth to a gorgeous baby girl in 2006. No, she doesn't look much like me.....wait? what? I'm calling the Maury show now!!!!!!!!
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    I eat multiple steaks a day, and love bacon.

    I'm also the most fertile man on the planet. (seriously)

    I'd advise against using bacon as birth control.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    This explains why i haven't been able to conceive after 30 years of having sex. And all this time I thought it was my lack of a uterus.
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    Well, that explains it. My husband hasnt bought bacon in almost 3 months now and has been eating my turkey bacon instead.
    Soon as we are done with this baby he is going back on birth control, I'll stock up when he/she is born.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    proving once again that bacon is the only answer you'll ever need......besides 42 \m/

    kudos on the 42. but i just see a trending thing with the horns coming up on every post lol is there a specific key for that or do you deliberately type them in each time :tongue:
    \m/ it's a reflex action with a long backstory \m/
  • georgesanchez7737
    georgesanchez7737 Posts: 61 Member
    I do not agree, they just want to keep us docile, now that we have learned that low fat does not work, another way to promote bad carbs I bet.

    I always find myself more masculine (testosterone up) with greasy red meats and pork! and my last fluid check total cholesterol was 170! I stay away from grains, specially GMO's!!
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    This was on faux news, so I question its credibility.
  • weaving2fast
    weaving2fast Posts: 64 Member
    Note to self.... stock up on bacon!
  • _travis_
    _travis_ Posts: 4
    Hold up. Someone said bacon.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Amazing! Before I went low-carb I never ate bacon, and my wife and I had two mischievous boys during that time. After ketosis, lots of bacon, but no more kids! That is an incredible win for science!

    It's amazing what bacon and a vasectomy will do!
  • mamakira
    mamakira Posts: 366
    Didn´t work on us either, 4 healthy children and meat eaters. :drinker:

    Waste of money for the study.

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