The 6 best MFP personality types

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  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Nice work, thanks for posting this. I look forward to your worst types. Should rustle some jimmies.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    :wink:
  • DymonNdaRgh40
    DymonNdaRgh40 Posts: 661 Member
    We all have our favorite MFP personalities.... I've just put together some of my favorites here. Which one are you?

    The naive newcomer:

    The naive newcomer has never dieted before. As a college student or recent grad, they've spent so much time at their studies they forgot to stop eating, now they need to figure out how to work off all those late night, booze-induced adventures to Taco Bell. As a newbie, you must ask every question you can think of about starvation modes, eating back calories, and whatever wacky cleanse Dr. Oz is touting. While sometimes infuriating due to their lack of knowledge, their innocence is endearing and remind us where we came from.

    The scared-to-death:

    The scared-to-death did not necessarily bring their situation upon themselves, but nevertheless must play the cards in their hand. Their doctor has told them they must change their lifestyle or face the inevitable consequences of their obesity. Every dreadful day of C25k, every terrible pushup, every ache and pain shows their desire to change. Their stories are truly inspirational and we all learn a thing or two about our own fitness journey by watching their amazing transformations from incapacitated to unstoppable.

    The fit-as-frak:

    The fit-as-frak cannot get enough gym time. You run marathons, climb hills, squat bodyweights, and generally push your body to the edge of sanity and then do another set for good measure. You never fail to offer promptly-ignored advice to the naive newcomers and scared-to-deaths in the hopes that maybe they'll see the light and follow in your path. While you may induce jealousy due to your amazing physique, we all secretly want to be you and admire the massive amounts of hard work you put in to be where you are.

    The wife-and-mother:

    The wife-and-mother can often be seen pushing a stroller boiling over with various toddlers and tikes through the mass of people running a 5k. You miss the body you had before your husband stuffed you full of restaurant dinners and delivering 5 children and are dedicated to getting back to that spot. You know you will be the hot mother or grandmother with a little dedication. We wish we could manage our time like you to get the kids to school, go to yoga class, run 5 miles, and go to work.

    The scientist:

    The scientist is quick to point out that 8 glasses of water a day doesn't account for the water in food. You are a firm believer in the calories-in-calories-out mantra, although you probably don't like mantras. You roll your eyes when you see the nebulous term "toxins" and roll them even worse when you see the term "cleanse." You struggle to keep diet facts from being overtaken by the diet myths. While you can come off as a know-it-all, we are all far better off from the way you keep us grounded in reality.

    The sisyphus:

    The sisyphus has been here before, but this will be the last time you push that medicine ball up the hill. You know what you need to do and know what works, but you struggle to keep away from the bad habits. You've learned to stay away from your old college friends because they're just going to ply you with alcohol and drag you to late night Steak-n-Shake dinners, but you still have a hard time saying no. We have a hard time keeping track of your comings and goings, but we keep rooting for you because we know you are on the verge of greatness.

    Nicely done!

    Fit as frack fits me although I aspire to be the scientist as I'm still learning and consider myself a work in progress.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Wife and Mother here

    Love this, thanks :)
  • You forgot askholes.. The ones who ask for advice but reject every answer.

    <3
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
    You forgot askholes.. The ones who ask for advice but reject every answer.

    LOL!

    This should definitely be one.

    "I don't like veggies, don't want to eat veggies, want to avoid veggies, but how can I go about eating more veggies?!?"
  • I am....... the fit as frak? I don't really think of myself as such though. Just a dude loving the iron.
  • bkw99508
    bkw99508 Posts: 204 Member
    I think I'm somewhere between a newbie and scientist. I read and have asked alot of questions here and then study up to see if I can make sense of some of the answers.

    :)
  • degan2011
    degan2011 Posts: 316 Member
    The wife-and-mother:

    The wife-and-mother can often be seen pushing a stroller boiling over with various toddlers and tikes through the mass of people running a 5k. You miss the body you had before your husband stuffed you full of restaurant dinners and delivering 5 children and are dedicated to getting back to that spot. You know you will be the hot mother or grandmother with a little dedication. We wish we could manage our time like you to get the kids to school, go to yoga class, run 5 miles, and go to work.

    The sisyphus:

    The sisyphus has been here before, but this will be the last time you push that medicine ball up the hill. You know what you need to do and know what works, but you struggle to keep away from the bad habits. You've learned to stay away from your old college friends because they're just going to ply you with alcohol and drag you to late night Steak-n-Shake dinners, but you still have a hard time saying no. We have a hard time keeping track of your comings and goings, but we keep rooting for you because we know you are on the verge of greatness.

    ^^ this combo^^ :) Great job! you really pinpointed these types! :)
  • GymRatGirl13
    GymRatGirl13 Posts: 157 Member

    The fit-as-frak:

    The fit-as-frak cannot get enough gym time. You run marathons, climb hills, squat bodyweights, and generally push your body to the edge of sanity and then do another set for good measure. You never fail to offer promptly-ignored advice to the naive newcomers and scared-to-deaths in the hopes that maybe they'll see the light and follow in your path. While you may induce jealousy due to your amazing physique, we all secretly want to be you and admire the massive amounts of hard work you put in to be where you are.

    The wife-and-mother:

    The wife-and-mother can often be seen pushing a stroller boiling over with various toddlers and tikes through the mass of people running a 5k. You miss the body you had before your husband stuffed you full of restaurant dinners and delivering 5 children and are dedicated to getting back to that spot. You know you will be the hot mother or grandmother with a little dedication. We wish we could manage our time like you to get the kids to school, go to yoga class, run 5 miles, and go to work.

    I am a combo of these two. Not so sure anyone would want my time management skills with the mom side of things. I have been known to forget kids at school, serve dinner at 9 pm, and be late for every activity under the sun, but dang it, I try. :-) As for the gym freak part...well, reading my user name should be the first clue. Love me some weights!

    GREAT POST OP!!
  • IamUndrCnstruction
    IamUndrCnstruction Posts: 691 Member
    Oh so very much the "scared to death"...so very very much. Though I don't know if I have reached the point of inspirational.....yet...
  • 4daluvof_candice
    4daluvof_candice Posts: 483 Member
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    The wife-and-mother:

    The wife-and-mother can often be seen pushing a stroller boiling over with various toddlers and tikes through the mass of people running a 5k. You miss the body you had before your husband stuffed you full of restaurant dinners and delivering 5 children and are dedicated to getting back to that spot. You know you will be the hot mother or grandmother with a little dedication. We wish we could manage our time like you to get the kids to school, go to yoga class, run 5 miles, and go to work.

    The sisyphus:

    The sisyphus has been here before, but this will be the last time you push that medicine ball up the hill. You know what you need to do and know what works, but you struggle to keep away from the bad habits. You've learned to stay away from your old college friends because they're just going to ply you with alcohol and drag you to late night Steak-n-Shake dinners, but you still have a hard time saying no. We have a hard time keeping track of your comings and goings, but we keep rooting for you because we know you are on the verge of greatness.
    [/quote]

    :blushing:
  • iplayoutside19
    iplayoutside19 Posts: 2,304 Member
    I've been here 4+ years. These are spot on. During that time I've gone in phases and done some stuff I never thought possible before I came to MFP. I've been in 4 of the 6 phases, not gonna ever be a wife or mother, and never been afraid. Current status coming out of "sisyphus" to "fit as frak".
  • stillnot2late
    stillnot2late Posts: 385 Member
    Thanks for this post. I came to a decision last night of what to do with the rest of my life remaining, and then I saw this post. I don't fit either, then again, I have been all of them.

    THE SENIOR CITIZEN WHO HAS DONE IT ALL AND IS NOW GOING DOWNHILL

    Has been diagnosed with arthritis as it is, but still tries to push the limits by spending too much time exercising and trying to do those exercises that the body has outgrown. Each day the aches get worst instead of better, and you don't even know if the ache is muscle fatigue or arthritis pain. You moan and groan trying to get a good nights sleep, and you can't even turn over on the other side because you are killing yourself, trying to "keep up". You have continued this behavior since the first diagnosis 23 years ago, and disregarded the physical activity CONTINUOUSLY prescribed to you by doctor and therapist, which really made you feel good 23 years ago for two years, before panic rolled in and you remembered that you want to stay young and "keep up". Now here you are pushing 65 and with your stubborn streaks, you are in constant pain 24-7. You can't do squats or any of the "popular" moves among the young, but you still try, and put yourself out of commission for weeks.

    WAKE UP CALL FOR ME CAME LAST NIGHT, and I feel good already. Thanks again for your article. I will be exercising accordingly from this day on for the rest of the life that will allow me.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    you said fit-as-frak :heart: ilu
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    you said fit-as-frak :heart: ilu

    There's no better, board-friendly way to put it!
  • latinlil
    latinlil Posts: 7 Member
    Okay, I HOPE I'm the Wife and Mother, though probably the Sisyphus, and quite possibly *gasp* the Junkie.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    Okay, I HOPE I'm the Wife and Mother, though probably the Sisyphus, and quite possibly *gasp* the Junkie.

    Personally, I'm definitely the junkie, the sisyphus, and the scientist.... :smile:
  • staceyw37
    staceyw37 Posts: 2,094 Member
    this was funny and spot on! thx for posting :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I'm none of those as a whole. Maybe a small bit of a few though.
  • 1brokegal44
    1brokegal44 Posts: 562 Member
    It's like a MFP "Breakfast Club".
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    It takes all kind's doesn't it?

    I'm not a wife, just a mom and happy to fall into that category
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    It takes all kind's doesn't it?

    I'm not a wife, just a mom and happy to fall into that category

    The feminist in me had a hard time writing that one without getting on my own nerves. ;-)
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    It takes all kind's doesn't it?

    I'm not a wife, just a mom and happy to fall into that category

    The feminist in me had a hard time writing that one without getting on my own nerves. ;-)

    It's all in good fun! what got me was the time management! You summed me up pretty well, except for yoga...for me it's zumba hahaha.
  • RockinTerri
    RockinTerri Posts: 499 Member
    Definitely a Sisyphus here! Hoping to achieve Wife-and-Mother with a touch of Fit-as-Frak someday though! :wink: :wink:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    We all have our favorite MFP personalities.... I've just put together some of my favorites here. Which one are you?

    The naive newcomer:

    The naive newcomer has never dieted before. As a college student or recent grad, they've spent so much time at their studies they forgot to stop eating, now they need to figure out how to work off all those late night, booze-induced adventures to Taco Bell. As a newbie, you must ask every question you can think of about starvation modes, eating back calories, and whatever wacky cleanse Dr. Oz is touting. While sometimes infuriating due to their lack of knowledge, their innocence is endearing and remind us where we came from.

    The scared-to-death:

    The scared-to-death did not necessarily bring their situation upon themselves, but nevertheless must play the cards in their hand. Their doctor has told them they must change their lifestyle or face the inevitable consequences of their obesity. Every dreadful day of C25k, every terrible pushup, every ache and pain shows their desire to change. Their stories are truly inspirational and we all learn a thing or two about our own fitness journey by watching their amazing transformations from incapacitated to unstoppable.

    The fit-as-frak:

    The fit-as-frak cannot get enough gym time. You run marathons, climb hills, squat bodyweights, and generally push your body to the edge of sanity and then do another set for good measure. You never fail to offer promptly-ignored advice to the naive newcomers and scared-to-deaths in the hopes that maybe they'll see the light and follow in your path. While you may induce jealousy due to your amazing physique, we all secretly want to be you and admire the massive amounts of hard work you put in to be where you are.

    The wife-and-mother:

    The wife-and-mother can often be seen pushing a stroller boiling over with various toddlers and tikes through the mass of people running a 5k. You miss the body you had before your husband stuffed you full of restaurant dinners and delivering 5 children and are dedicated to getting back to that spot. You know you will be the hot mother or grandmother with a little dedication. We wish we could manage our time like you to get the kids to school, go to yoga class, run 5 miles, and go to work.

    The scientist:

    The scientist is quick to point out that 8 glasses of water a day doesn't account for the water in food. You are a firm believer in the calories-in-calories-out mantra, although you probably don't like mantras. You roll your eyes when you see the nebulous term "toxins" and roll them even worse when you see the term "cleanse." You struggle to keep diet facts from being overtaken by the diet myths. While you can come off as a know-it-all, we are all far better off from the way you keep us grounded in reality.

    The sisyphus:

    The sisyphus has been here before, but this will be the last time you push that medicine ball up the hill. You know what you need to do and know what works, but you struggle to keep away from the bad habits. You've learned to stay away from your old college friends because they're just going to ply you with alcohol and drag you to late night Steak-n-Shake dinners, but you still have a hard time saying no. We have a hard time keeping track of your comings and goings, but we keep rooting for you because we know you are on the verge of greatness.

    I was a little bit in a lot of them. Not sure what this means? Maybe that I am a know it all without a leg to stand on? Or that I am going to find myself smack in the middle of your worst 6 types list? IDK but I'm gonna put all these bolded statements that rang true together and see if it flows or if it just shows I should change my name to Sybil.

    must play the cards in their hand, You never fail to offer promptly-ignored advice to the naive newcomers and scared-to-deaths in the hopes that maybe they'll see the light and follow in your path. The wife-and-mother You know you will be the hot mother You are a firm believer in the calories-in-calories-out mantra, although you probably don't like mantras. You roll your eyes when you see the nebulous term "toxins" and roll them even worse when you see the term "cleanse." You struggle to keep diet facts from being overtaken by the diet myths. been here before, but this will be the last time you push that medicine ball up the hill. You know what you need to do and know what works, but you struggle to keep away from the bad habits. you still have a hard time saying no. We have a hard time keeping track of your comings and goings, but we keep rooting for you
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    I was a little bit in a lot of them. Not sure what this means? Maybe that I am a know it all without a leg to stand on? Or that I am going to find myself smack in the middle of your worst 6 types list? IDK but I'm gonna put all these bolded statements that rang true together and see if it flows or if it just shows I should change my name to Sybil.

    must play the cards in their hand, You never fail to offer promptly-ignored advice to the naive newcomers and scared-to-deaths in the hopes that maybe they'll see the light and follow in your path. The wife-and-mother You know you will be the hot mother You are a firm believer in the calories-in-calories-out mantra, although you probably don't like mantras. You roll your eyes when you see the nebulous term "toxins" and roll them even worse when you see the term "cleanse." You struggle to keep diet facts from being overtaken by the diet myths. been here before, but this will be the last time you push that medicine ball up the hill. You know what you need to do and know what works, but you struggle to keep away from the bad habits. you still have a hard time saying no. We have a hard time keeping track of your comings and goings, but we keep rooting for you

    Nice... sounds like a pretty good re-combination of traits!
  • apedeb09
    apedeb09 Posts: 805 Member
    I'm "the wife and mother" and "the sisyphus". :wink:
  • emmanap91
    emmanap91 Posts: 300 Member
    I guess I fit best into the scientist category, though I'm also a bit of a newcomer.
    Great post, regardless!
  • thechaotickitten
    thechaotickitten Posts: 3 Member
    Love this! I'm a scared to death newbie who's tried researching fitness (because if science says it will work hopefully I won't mess it up) who wants to be fit as frak. I can't wait to see the 6 worst types of personalities so I know what not to do.