GET MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is your great wisdom that I seek.
I would like to counsel with all the great people on MFP. You see, my wife is always turning the cold water on me when i shower or trying to hide and scare me. I would like it very much if you all could give me some playful ideas to get her back!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to counsel with all the great people on MFP. You see, my wife is always turning the cold water on me when i shower or trying to hide and scare me. I would like it very much if you all could give me some playful ideas to get her back!!!!!!!!!!
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don't flush your dumps.0
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don't flush your dumps.
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or take a dump while SHE is in the shower and don't flush it0
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or take a dump while SHE is in the shower and don't flush it
Take a dump in the actual shower she is using0 -
Put a tea bag in the shower head just before she gets in.0
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you not seen any of the husband vs wife videos on youtube?
hitting her with a baking sheet
shoving a pie in her face
making her a sandwich with some **** in it.
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Make her a cup of tea with salt instead of sugar, rub soap on her toothbrush0
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the tea idea is good. She does the salt thing all the time and i think i will avoid the dumps. lol
Any more real ideas people?0 -
Crack eggs into her shoes and boots!0
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Steal all the towels when she is in the shower and leave only toilet paper to dry herself with.0
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Youtube PVP (Prank VS Prankor BFVSGF channel. Get some ideas from them, they are hilarious and always pranking each other.0
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I am totally doing the towel thing. :devil:0
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Do you have access to paperclippings? or anything like that, that you can collect? If so then fill her handbag up with the clippings before she goes out. Or the other classic is to stick a sticky label on her back that says something like 'kick me' as you give her a hug before she goes out.0
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the dumping thing really does'nt phase us women.. we have to sleep in the same bed with your smelly *kitten* lol
put cling film over the toilet bowl and put the seat down0 -
Replace the contents of her purse with jelly beans..
Reprogram the tv parental locks so she cannot get to her favorite channels..
Take away the safety key to the treadmill
Leave empty boxes of her favorite foods in the cupboard0 -
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LOVE the post-its on the car :-)0
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Freeze some cauliflower & then hide some in her handbag or wardrobe. The stench is putrid!0
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Cook her a nice dinner. Be very careful with pranking your wife, it could backfire0
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Buy womans underware, remove the tags, soil them and hide them somewhere she will find them.0
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