GET MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It is your great wisdom that I seek.


I would like to counsel with all the great people on MFP. You see, my wife is always turning the cold water on me when i shower or trying to hide and scare me. I would like it very much if you all could give me some playful ideas to get her back!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Posts: 353 Member
    don't flush your dumps.
  • Posts: 1,642 Member
    don't flush your dumps.


    Lol
  • Posts: 209 Member
    or take a dump while SHE is in the shower and don't flush it
  • Posts: 1,642 Member
    or take a dump while SHE is in the shower and don't flush it

    Take a dump in the actual shower she is using
  • Posts: 1,853 Member
    Put a tea bag in the shower head just before she gets in.
  • Posts: 784 Member
    you not seen any of the husband vs wife videos on youtube?

    hitting her with a baking sheet
    shoving a pie in her face
    making her a sandwich with some **** in it.
    etc etc
  • Posts: 38 Member
    Make her a cup of tea with salt instead of sugar, rub soap on her toothbrush
  • Posts: 1,899 Member
    the tea idea is good. She does the salt thing all the time and i think i will avoid the dumps. lol

    Any more real ideas people?
  • Posts: 1,364 Member
    Crack eggs into her shoes and boots!
  • Posts: 316 Member
    Steal all the towels when she is in the shower and leave only toilet paper to dry herself with.
  • Posts: 131 Member
    Youtube PVP (Prank VS Prankor BFVSGF channel. Get some ideas from them, they are hilarious and always pranking each other.
  • Posts: 1,899 Member
    I am totally doing the towel thing. :devil:
  • Posts: 362 Member
    Do you have access to paperclippings? or anything like that, that you can collect? If so then fill her handbag up with the clippings before she goes out. Or the other classic is to stick a sticky label on her back that says something like 'kick me' as you give her a hug before she goes out.
  • Posts: 185
    the dumping thing really does'nt phase us women.. we have to sleep in the same bed with your smelly *kitten* lol

    put cling film over the toilet bowl and put the seat down :wink:
  • Posts: 1,459 Member
    Replace the contents of her purse with jelly beans..
    Reprogram the tv parental locks so she cannot get to her favorite channels..
    Take away the safety key to the treadmill
    Leave empty boxes of her favorite foods in the cupboard
  • Posts: 7,436 Member
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  • Posts: 104
    LOVE the post-its on the car :-)
  • Posts: 12 Member
    Freeze some cauliflower & then hide some in her handbag or wardrobe. The stench is putrid!
  • Posts: 465 Member
    Cook her a nice dinner. Be very careful with pranking your wife, it could backfire
  • Posts: 1 Member
    Buy womans underware, remove the tags, soil them and hide them somewhere she will find them.
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    Fill her umbrella with paper clippings/paper clips/spinkles etc and wait for a rainy day
  • Posts: 509
    Clip a clothes peg on the back of her dress or jacket as she leaves the house, people will think she buys all her clothes off the peg!

    Works best if she's going somewhere special or giving a presentation at work!
  • Posts: 185
    Cook her a nice dinner. Be very careful with pranking your wife, it could backfire

    wise words lol
  • Buy womans underware, remove the tags, soil them and hide them somewhere she will find them.

    strong first post appropriate pic.
  • Posts: 2,297 Member
    Why all the dump-related jokes LoL

    If she's a coffee drinker switch to decaf without telling her...*ponders* No...too cruel.

    KoolAid in the shower head...granted you may be in HUGE trouble if you do that...

    Fake spider in the shower or on the toilet seat?
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  • Posts: 209 Member
    put cling film over the toilet bowl and put the seat down :wink:

    YES!!!!! CLASSIC!!!
  • Posts: 1,336 Member
    GET RID OF ALL THE TOILET SEATS
  • Posts: 2,297 Member
    Cardboard cutout of a person sitting in the back seat of the car.

    Switch her face cream to toothpaste.

    Switch her cereal for dog chow...especially if her cereal already looks like dog chow.
  • Posts: 332 Member
    Just do some of the nicest and sweetest things for absolutely no reason at all... it freak the the heck out of her she wouldn't knw if you being nice or trying to prank her...

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