GET MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the dumping thing really does'nt phase us women.. we have to sleep in the same bed with your smelly *kitten* lol

put cling film over the toilet bowl and put the seat down

Love this lol!!!:laugh:

Step 1:

Buy Lego's the same colour as your bathroom floor

Step 2:

While she is in the shower, place them on the floor.

Step 3:

Prepare the couch for an extended visit!

If you EVER do that to me, you will need to prepare your friends place for an extended visit :flowerforyou:

Agreed. This would also be the beginning of the biggest prank war in history.. It could span decades.. :laugh:

Anyone seen "Movie 43"?? Sometimes, the prank war goes too far. Halle Berry:

My hubby and I do THIS ALL THE TIME!!! My husband gets scared easily so I set-up traps around the house so when he walks by something jumps out at him-TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!

Tape the sprayer handle down on the sink and point it toward her. The next time she turns on the faucet, she'll get soaked.

LMAo I was just about to write the exact same thing. I did this to my mother as a teenager oh biy was she pissed!

Here is a prank that I pull all the time on multiple people that NEVER gets old. Buy some clear thin nylon string. It is close to Halloween, so find a Halloween store and look for the realistic plastic roaches. They sell you a bag of 40 for $5. Wrap the clear string around the roach and tie it. Leave enough slack in the line that when you place your trap, it will need to be pulled so far before the "roach" flies right at the target. Use clear tape on the other end of the line to attach it to the inside of any swinging, cabinet...kitchen cabinets are great for this with the roach on the middle or top shelf

My mother-in-law is petrified of roaches. This would be great!

My husband and I do this stuff all the time, too. I grew up doing this with sisters.

Do you guys have a computer desk? Does she go on it at night? Do you have room under your bed or a couch/chair?

Get home before she does. Hide in one of these places. Wait until she sits and...

Take a left or right shoe to all of her shoes and hide them.

Rearrange her cards in her wallet.

Take the batteries out of EVERYTHING.

Replace all of her socks with pink ones that are too small. Bonus points if you make the switch when her socks are in the dryer so she thinks they shrank and something bled out on them.

Put a note on her car from "someone" apologizing for dinging her car, saying they will pay for any repairs and watch her circle around trying to find it.

Have a buddy call her while you are both at home and breathe heavily into the phone.

Buy a universal remote, give her the normal one, and occasionally change channels or the volume.

Now those are awesome!

I've done the glitter in the car a/c vents for friends' birthdays...and it never fails.

My favorite prank was to slip fake plastic flies into a person's dark-colored drink and wait for them to crunch down on it. My dad once told me that he was making me gummy worm pancakes as a special treat - turns out the gummy worms were fishing bait plastic worms...the only way it could have tasted worse was to use real worms.

If you feel like being mean - tell her you have a magic trick you want to show her. Have her stick two fingers in the crack of a door, between the door and the jamb. Have her hold a ball with those two fingers, but tell her it's an egg. Be prepared to run when she realizes she can't move until she drops the egg.

Seeing the PC topic made me think of another classic. Clear the screen so you can see all the nice little shortcuts for getting around your system. Hit the print screen key on the keyboard. Open up paint and paste the image in there and save as a jpeg. Set that picture as the desktop background. Now right click on the desktop, select view, and uncheck "show desktop icons". She will have fun trying to figure out why none of the icons work when she clicks away on them...tell her to call support.

This is a prank I pulled...it is my youtube upload. I called it a spider drop, but it take a lot of work to setup if you are interested. Works on the same principle as the flying roaches, but you have to setup a trip wire as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hw8TspfV1o

Flour in her hair dryer.

This, or talc powder so she atleast smells nice when she's killing you.

Um, talc please. Aerated flour is highly combustible.

I see this ending badly. For that reason, I suggest skipping all the preliminaries and just go bang her bestie.

About 85% of all of these would make me livid...

Don't do anything that would make her late for work or an appointment (i.e. flour in hairdryer, cling wrap over toilet seat).

I say do something shower related though since that's what she did to you. (only toilet paper/small handtowel to dry off with, tea bag)

Just my $0.02. I assume you don't want to be murdered.

Flour in her hair dryer.

I saw a youtube video of this. Hilarious.

Steal all the towels when she is in the shower and leave only toilet paper to dry herself with.

This one is good!

Crack eggs into her shoes and boots!

NO, that should NEVER be done! I can't believe a female posted this. Shoes are sacred!!!
Even what TheRoadDog says, "bang her sister" but don't touch her shoes!