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    Sixths or Eighths? Cutting Pizza

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    • Posts: 4,810 Member
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      I don't understand the metric system or biology. I thought this was a support website???

      When your tum-tum gets tight and you need your back patted.
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
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      ^^this. rh7sdv.gif

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      I cut mine into seventeenths. And then I eat 8.5 pieces. Try that.
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
      Sorry, I didn't add anything to this thread. You are all making me laugh!
    • Posts: 4,885 Member
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      in that case i'll take an ice cold beer when you bring my pizza to me. thx. :wink: :flowerforyou:

      Lolzzz
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
      1. Fold pizza in half

      from this point it becomes a calzone. calzones are much cleaner than pizza.

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    • Posts: 4,463 Member
      I cut it in half, because two pieces is my limit, and math isn't my forte.
    • Posts: 3,436 Member
      Always Eighths, don't be like those uncivilized Chicagoans! Next you will be asking about using napkins to soak the grease, and a fork to eat with!
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
      Depends how much you eat. If you eat 1/2 pizza, does it matter if that is 3 slices or 4?

      This is a good point, though.
    • Posts: 18,771 Member
      Depends how much you eat. If you eat 1/2 pizza, does it matter if that is 3 slices or 4?

      It does matter. The more cuts you make, the more calories escape from the fresh wounds of the pizza.
    • Posts: 5,797 Member
      Sorry, I didn't add anything to this thread. You are all making me laugh!

      Added pretty, at least.
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
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      Added pretty, at least.

      :blushing: :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 5,797 Member
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      It does matter. The more cuts you make, the more calories escape from the fresh wounds of the pizza.

      Bleeding its horrible greasy marinara blood onto your all-too-thin paper plate . . .
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
      the more pieces you cut, the more you can log as cardio.
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      <3 this thread. I lurve all you trolls so hard!
    • Posts: 5,797 Member
      the more pieces you cut, the more you can log as cardio.

      Listen, four to eight cuts is strength, eight to sixteen is hypertrophy, and only beyond sixteen do you get into slicing cardio.
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
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      Listen, four to eight cuts is strength,

      depends on the thickness of the base.
    • Posts: 5,797 Member
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      depends on the thickness of the base.

      I'm sorry, are you flirting with me??
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
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      I'm sorry, are you flirting with me??

      are you pizza?
    • Posts: 5,797 Member
      are you pizza?

      This is horrible. Thanks for nothing. I just wanted to find out what the most clean paleo carb calorie conscious way was to cut a pizza and now I'm questioning both my sexuality and my humanity. I might be pizza for Christ's sake. This is the worst hannukah ever.
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
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      But not with a pencil because that would be gross.

      Also, you could lay a hexagon with the same diameter provided the hexagon was inscribed in the circle and cut from corner to corner thusly.
      Of course not with a pencil. What kind of amateurs don't have a pizza compass?
    • Posts: 4,810 Member
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      Of course not with a pencil. What kind of amateurs don't have a pizza compass?

      I CAD my cakes. You know I feel you on this one.
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
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      Listen, four to eight cuts is strength, eight to sixteen is hypertrophy, and only beyond sixteen do you get into slicing cardio.
      Pizza-induced hypertrophy. It's like this thread was written just for me.
    • Posts: 1,432 Member
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      This is horrible. Thanks for nothing. I just wanted to find out what the most clean paleo carb calorie conscious way was to cut a pizza and now I'm questioning both my sexuality and my humanity. I might be pizza for Christ's sake. This is the worst hannukah ever.

      There, there. We still love you. Now hold still while I cut you into eighths.
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
      I use scissors to cut pizza.
    • Posts: 150 Member
      I can't believe no one mentioned pi … oh, wait, pi r square, pizza are round.

      Nevermind. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      Some pizza entries in the database are for 1/9 of a pizza.

      How in the name of cauliflower cupcakes do you cut 1/9 of a pizza?!?!

      I have long wondered that same thing. Who does that?
    • Posts: 39,744 Member
      OP youre pretty.
    • Posts: 28,072 Member
      OP youre pretty.

      For a pizza...
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      One way I find to eat pizza that helps with weight loss is that I eat it right out of the oven without waiting for the pizza to cool off at all. That way, it scalds the roof of my mouth, and I shed flesh there for days to follow.
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