Need Extra Motivation and Cheering Up :(

I don't like spiders! There I said it. I'm talking about arachnoids. You are talking about the Spider Plant (Chlorophytum Comosum). Look here for how to maintain them http://plantcaretoday.com/how-to-care-for-the-spider-plant-chlorophytum.html

My Spidey senses tell me the damaged plant was just the Triggering event. Other smaller issues built up over time and just like that last straw, it broke the relationship's back.

I follow the normal stages of grief. Denial and Isolation or what I call cry me a river. Anger or break objects into bits. Bargaining the If Only I had done... Depression, the I'll never find my one and only! And finally Acceptance. The I'm over them because I've found someone new. After you have been through this enough times it gets less hard. It will never get easy, just less hard. Just take the time to go through the stages. Keep your good friends and family near.

You are young and strong, YOU WILL OVERCOME.

Now go buy another Spider plant and tear it to shreds with your cat!!! :devil: <<Evil Laugh>>

A guy that even CARES what a plant looks like (as in pretty or ugly) is such a sexual turn off for me. Real men think, is this good for food? Is this good for shade? Is this good for making her smile and give me sex? Can i build something with it?

Give it a few years gf, you will get the diff between high and low maintenance men

Yeah, if he's going to break up with you over a plant....Maybe you belong with someone who is less...Um, passionate about plants.

I'm sure it's hard, just hang in there!

MMM back in the day I would play some Dru Hill or anything sad, cry, and move on. Now I just go workout instead. I think this way is is less destructive but I do miss crying and Dru Hill. That thong song was pretty good lol

But yeh real talk. You are better off without him and he will one day realize the mistake he made. You seem like a nice person and you definitely aren't hurting in the looks department so I wouldn't stress over it too much

Cheers,

Tof

well... from a little creeping, you have a snake, a baby crocodile and a hand gun at your disposal.

so. you have a few choices. personally, I'd go for something like this.

first, go and buy a bane mask and some face paint. second get the snake nice and hot. third, put the baby cayman in your pocket and load your gun with rubber bullets.

first disguise yourself, then under the cover of darkness, go to his house and throw the snake on him when he's sleeping. at this point he will probably jump out of bed and turn the light on. Take aim on his testicles and pop a rubber cap in his nuts. Whilst hes in the fetal position grab the snake, make your way home whilst stroking the cayman. yes.... who's a cute cayman.

you should also have an airtight alibi, have a friend come over and "watch a movie" and make sure you have seen it so you can talk about what happened in the movie. that should be enough. you might want to stash the gun somewhere also. just for a while.

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truth is, your 23, you have a snake, a cayman and a hand gun, these are all excellent qualities that a good man will appreciate. you're young, have fun, and forget that dumb-*kitten*.