I Want You Because...

I want to use her abs to shread some cheese

I like to chase and bite dogs' tails!

because you're a mystery

Because if I don't want you, you might shank me with whatever you carved your pumpkins with

Because if I don't want you, you might shank me with whatever you carved your pumpkins with

lol - it was at a kiddie centre so a plastic "pumpkin tool" - but good thoughts.

Lemmme in the plastic framed glasses club, me too wear glasses!

edited: too slow lol

Because we both rock cool nerd-chic plastic frame glasses, and smart girls have more fun ;P

your implied ability to use a hula hoop properly - of which I am insanely jealous

You have nice pumpkins.

because you're prettymuch unoffendable! Nice!

Nom nom nom

You have delicious cakes!

because seemingly nothing scares you!