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**Controversial** Candy Cleanse

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  • Posts: 1,141 Member
    Say the word and there is some of this coming someone's way
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  • Posts: 775 Member
    I think donating it would be better - No one will feel "guilty," it will be for a good cause - win-win!
  • Posts: 4,317 Member
    Say the word and there is some of this coming someone's way
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    :heart: :drinker: :laugh:
  • Posts: 2,724 Member

    Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.

    FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.:flowerforyou:
    Fixed it for you. I think this would have ended more favorably for you with this simple addition>>:flowerforyou:

    Feels so good...
  • Posts: 8,138 Member
    You should melt the candy in boiling water and add it to a hot bath. That's how I do it. It's cleansy as ****.
  • Posts: 1,141 Member
    You should melt the candy in boiling water and add it to a hot bath. That's how I do it. It's cleansy as ****.

    I can only imagine the amount of pimples you have in your nether regions.
  • Posts: 4,966 Member

    Wow.

    I'm so sorry that people are treating you like this here.

    MFP is supposed to be a weight loss support community. Like they say, "it takes a village" to lose the weight.

    I'm here for you if you want to talk..

    Thanks I do appreciate that! I've never heard the village sentiment before but I like it. I just wish people were more understanding on here sometimes
  • Posts: 4,966 Member

    Should I atomic leg drop someone for you?

    No need Val! I'm not gonna go down to there level
  • Posts: 6,256 Member

    I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.

    People just gang up and bully people on here.


    Does this bug you? *waves fingers around your whole head* I'm not touching you!!!
  • Posts: 921 Member
    Unused candy? Turn it into a body scrub!

    http://www.xovain.com/skin/diy-candy-body-scrub
  • Posts: 72 Member
    My favorite way to implement my candy clease:

    http://youtu.be/AOLOm7pGM7s
  • Posts: 8,138 Member

    I can only imagine the amount of pimples you have in your nether regions.

    You should be imagining none. It is CLEANSY.
  • Posts: 1,432 Member
    Unused candy? Turn it into a body scrub!

    http://www.xovain.com/skin/diy-candy-body-scrub

    After this scrub, you can double as a giant lint roller.
  • Posts: 3,988 Member

    After this scrub, you can double as a giant lint roller.

    After this scrub, you can come to my house, and I will lick it all off for you. :wink:
  • Posts: 422 Member
    How in the hell do you still have unused candy left by November 2nd. please share your secret. :wink: -
  • Posts: 1,690 Member
    Binge eat the fruity stuff first (especially sours). So your mouth is to F'd up to eat anything else for weeks.

    This! I call Sour Skittles my favorite candy that makes my mouth bleed :-p.
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    I didn't even wanna betray the fact that I am up with insomnia at this gawdawful hour but it was just totally beyond me how none of you remembered that lactose intolerance has a very cleansy feel to it and just simply consuming all the halloween candies with a large glass of milk, (preferably a leftover big gulp cup washed out and recycled) would yield the most cleansy results.

    I'd go for the snickers first, then the reese's, then the peanut m&m's, then the almond joys, then the I'd end with the Twix's because the nuts have all the proteins and then ending with the Twix will give you the cookie carbs, but just a little. Congratulations on meeting your chocolate macros with this awesome new cleanse idea. I. So. Proud.

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  • Posts: 610 Member

    :flowerforyou: aww forgive me, sometimes I get so over full on my 600 calorie a day diet that I forget my manners!

    600 calories? in 1 day? ::gasp:: u better get on the elliptical and burn all that off QUICKLY before it stays!!
  • Posts: 384 Member
    Hmm... I was under the impression that the brownie method was more effective... but you have to have the frosting on the brownies, or it is a total waste of effort.

    This.
  • Posts: 340 Member
    This reminds me of a study I heard of at a Weight Watchers meeting (for real). The study found that watching other people play sports, helped the viewer burn calories , without lifting a finger! I think I'll watch sports tonight as I drink my candy cleanse, it's a win win and I'll surely lose weight!
  • Posts: 2,098 Member
    This reminds me of a study I heard of at a Weight Watchers meeting (for real). The study found that watching other people play sports, helped the viewer burn calories , without lifting a finger! I think I'll watch sports tonight as I drink my candy cleanse, it's a win win and I'll surely lose weight!

    That must be why sports fans are always so skinny! :noway:
  • Posts: 2,098 Member

    600 calories? in 1 day? ::gasp:: u better get on the elliptical and burn all that off QUICKLY before it stays!!

    You understand my problem completely!
  • Posts: 782 Member
    I'm sitting here laughing right now. I got rid of my candy immediately. I cleansed it over to my child. She was very happy to have it.
  • Posts: 30 Member
    Have you considered melting some and using it as a face pack? You could clean inside and out!
  • Posts: 504 Member
    Throw candy in blender with milk,eggs, protein and plenty of whey, and drink three 8oz glasses 5 times a day *BOOM! CANDY CLEANSE:wink:
  • Posts: 1,133 Member
    i think the cleanse only works if you use the candy as a topping for a cauliflower pizza
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