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Easy weightloss. Every diet outlined.

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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    But gems are prettier :(
  • SyntonicGarden
    SyntonicGarden Posts: 944 Member
    But gems are prettier :(

    Not after you eat them. :sick:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    But gems are prettier :(

    Not after you eat them. :sick:
    They'll be pretty after :o
    I'll make sure to count the calories, too!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Girl, I have yet to read a post of yours that isn't entertaining :laugh:

    I do what I can :D
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    But gems are prettier :(

    Not after you eat them. :sick:
    They'll be pretty after :o
    I'll make sure to count the calories, too!

    Also, 'I need to go shoot a ruby' sounds way better than 'I gotta go poop'
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Wait wait wait. Are you telling me you haven't heard of the fork diet? It's foolproof and simple:

    1) Put down the fork
    2) Push away from the table
    3) Walk away

    You're welcome.

    That fits in with the Paleo diet. You're only allowed to eat with your hands while squatting in the dirt and growling
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    I was ready to roll my eyes when I started reading. But this was good! Well done!
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Wait wait wait. Are you telling me you haven't heard of the fork diet? It's foolproof and simple:

    1) Put down the fork
    2) Push away from the table
    3) Walk away

    You're welcome.

    That fits in with the Paleo diet. You're only allowed to eat with your hands while squatting in the dirt and growling

    Lmao
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    I feel so LEARN-ED!


    Thanks for sharing!
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