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Vain_Witch
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Omg, I'm only eating 800 calories but I can't loose any weight because you guys are too mean to me when I don't listen to anything you say.
Even though I hate you all (have I mentioned how mean you are?) I'm not sure if I should break up with my boyfriend because I want to bang, date, lick, all of you. Tell me what I should do!
P.S. I want to cover you in sugar, but I don't want to make you gain weight because sugar and carbs are the devil...right next to the fooseball...
Even though I hate you all (have I mentioned how mean you are?) I'm not sure if I should break up with my boyfriend because I want to bang, date, lick, all of you. Tell me what I should do!
P.S. I want to cover you in sugar, but I don't want to make you gain weight because sugar and carbs are the devil...right next to the fooseball...
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My feelings are hurt. Reported.
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20/10- Would bang, you should eat more protein dense food, just break up, everyone's here for a different reason.0
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8/10. Would Bang.
Good luck on your journey!0 -
Tacos?0
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In for the clever responses!0
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Lift heavy and don't do any cardio.
Do all cardio and don't lift because you will bulk up and look like a man.0 -
You should let me fill your box and cleanse your toxins.0
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You're eating too much, try 500...
Stay with him forever. Have his name tattooed on your body to show your commitment.
Wave and hug.
Yes, it's true, people flirt here. Can you please pass the pop tarts?0 -
Everyone wants to date me on this site...who can blame them?!0
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Don't lift weights. It'll make you get bulky and grow a peen. And when it happens, send me pics.0
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Don't forget to guess my age!0
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mmmmm pop tarts....You're eating too much, try 500...
Stay with him forever. Have his name tattooed on your body to show your commitment.
Wave and hug.
Yes, it's true, people flirt here. Can you please pass the pop tarts?0 -
8/10. Would Bang.
Good luck on your journey!
8???? 8???? I'm outraged! I'm AT LEAST an 8.1! Reported!! :laugh:0 -
You just need a hot dad to feed you bacon!0
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Where did I leave my raspberry keytones?0
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You just need a hot dad to feed you bacon!
In for feeding OP bacon!!!0 -
420
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Send me nekkid pics, it'll make you feel better.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"I do not accept that answer"0 -
In for feeding OP bacon!!!
Sweet! In for you feeding me bacon!!!0 -
i came here expecting cat gifs.
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pffft you didn't thank god for all your success!!!!0
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Send me nekkid pics, it'll make you feel better.
Incoming.
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How will we EVER EVER get through the holidays?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Any time someone you're not attracted to sends you a PM you should cut out vast groups on your FL to prevent creepy pervs from messaging you. Eat more bacon and wear it as a hat.0
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i came here expecting cat gifs.
I still haven't attempted gif posting...I suck...but not in the good way in this instance...0 -
Bacon.0
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don't forget to juice cleanse and drink lots of prego lady pee \m/0
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/kicks rocks0
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