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  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
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    You just need a hot dad to feed you bacon!

    In for feeding OP bacon!!!

    Sweet! In for you feeding me bacon!!!

    *rings doorbell while wearing loincloth and carrying a basket of bacon*

    This fantasy just keeps getting better and better...*swoon*
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
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    eating dietary cholesterol causes high cholesterol...therefore we should all eat oreos because they're vegan...

    Actually, this diet sounds kinda awesome! Sign me up!
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    Omg, I'm only eating 800 calories but I can't loose any weight because you guys are too mean to me when I don't listen to anything you say.

    You need a good detox.
    Even though I hate you all (have I mentioned how mean you are?) I'm not sure if I should break up with my boyfriend because I want to bang, date, lick, all of you. Tell me what I should do!

    You need to figure out if you really want to be with him. Get married and then you'll know.
    P.S. I want to cover you in sugar, but I don't want to make you gain weight because sugar and carbs are the devil...right next to the fooseball...

    Reported for religious mania.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Just break up. And lickbang.

    (And you forgot Sabotage and overly personal advice seeking thread .)
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Can someone please kik me @bigbaconandicannotlie #forreals
    And follow me on Instagram!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    I THINK YOU ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!! *deactivates*
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    this thread is mean and rude.

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  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    I THINK YOU ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!! *deactivates*
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    AVATAR!!! <3333
    (Korra..)
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
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    problem is your not eating back your excerise calories.. or part of em.. or some of em..or none of em
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    everyone knows the muscle weighs more..............whats ur point??
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    8.762/10 Would beg to bang.

    If only I could find support for my salt water flush/master cleanse, this would be the perfect place for my journey.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    How YOU doin?
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    OM NOM NOM.
    This looks so yummy. Doubt I'd have room for ALLLL that, but I can try lol.
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
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    You forgot to post a pic of some junk food / fast food that you are getting ready to eat, so you could elicit numerous laudatory, gushing responses that affirm a common bond in our human desire for fattening caloric excess (which ironically, lead most of us to come to this website in the first place to find ways to control this impulse)
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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    I'm gaining weight on my period because I'm not bleeding fast enough to offset the rate at which my body is retaining water! HELP ME BLEED FASTER SO I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT! While I'm at it, can someone tell me how to loose muscle because i heard it weighs more than fat and I don't need to weigh more! A really nice bacon joke would cheer me up about now.

    *drinks my juice cleanser* I would totally spank bang lick slap hit date marry smash tickle and rate the person above me and below me 9/10. OMG R U GUYS GETTING CREEPY PMS IN YOUR INBOX TOO? Good grief I'm just trying to build my pine cone bird feeder! STOP WITH THE CREEPY PMS ALREADY!

    And don't worry about the white stuff in your pee, it's just the fat leaving your body.
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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    I'm gaining weight on my period because I'm not bleeding fast enough to offset the rate at which my body is retaining water! HELP ME BLEED FASTER SO I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT! While I'm at it, can someone tell me how to loose muscle because i heard it weighs more than fat and I don't need to weigh more! A really nice bacon joke would cheer me up about now.

    *drinks my juice cleanser* I would totally spank bang lick slap hit date marry smash tickle and rate the person above me and below me 9/10. OMG R U GUYS GETTING CREEPY PMS IN YOUR INBOX TOO? Good grief I'm just trying to build my pine cone bird feeder! STOP WITH THE CREEPY PMS ALREADY!

    And don't worry about the white stuff in your pee, it's just the fat leaving your body.

    WOW that is sofa_ king _ RAD !
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