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I'm gaining weight on my period because I'm not bleeding fast enough to offset the rate at which my body is retaining water! HELP ME BLEED FASTER SO I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT! While I'm at it, can someone tell me how to loose muscle because i heard it weighs more than fat and I don't need to weigh more! A really nice bacon joke would cheer me up about now.

*drinks my juice cleanser* I would totally spank bang lick slap hit date marry smash tickle and rate the person above me and below me 9/10. OMG R U GUYS GETTING CREEPY PMS IN YOUR INBOX TOO? Good grief I'm just trying to build my pine cone bird feeder! STOP WITH THE CREEPY PMS ALREADY!

And don't worry about the white stuff in your pee, it's just the fat leaving your body.

WOW! For just joining last month, you've got this DOWN! LOL!

I've been around longer than that.

I'm gaining weight on my period because I'm not bleeding fast enough to offset the rate at which my body is retaining water! HELP ME BLEED FASTER SO I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT! While I'm at it, can someone tell me how to loose muscle because i heard it weighs more than fat and I don't need to weigh more! A really nice bacon joke would cheer me up about now.

*drinks my juice cleanser* I would totally spank bang lick slap hit date marry smash tickle and rate the person above me and below me 9/10. OMG R U GUYS GETTING CREEPY PMS IN YOUR INBOX TOO? Good grief I'm just trying to build my pine cone bird feeder! STOP WITH THE CREEPY PMS ALREADY!

And don't worry about the white stuff in your pee, it's just the fat leaving your body.

WOW! For just joining last month, you've got this DOWN! LOL!

All it takes is a month of observation LOL

forget about cardio and calorie deficits. Body wraps will do the trick

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