Reasons for a break-up in 2 words

**** Head

Blonde skank

I'm pregnant

emotionally unavailable

Lap pinky

Lol!!

Moved away
Long distance
Grew apart

Other exes:
Controlling w*nker
Got bored
Too old
Cocaine adict
Crap sh*g

Controlling parents
Drug problem
Disgusting slob
Drunken infidelity

And most importantly saying words like. "no you can't have that motorcycle"

*kitten*.
Sorry, that's only 1 word...

opinionated, clingy OR got fat

Ex husband: Porn addict