Post a lie about the person above

Has a flubber bodysuit in closet

Wishes he had the body and head of his caricature :P

Fake sick to get out of work! :-)

Is scared of plastic and the letter Q

@fred...he does not have an interesting profile pic..... im lying of course, that is so cool,!

He juggles chickens while humming the theme song to Raiders of the Lost Ark.

@fred...he does not have an interesting profile pic..... im lying of course, that is so cool,!

Thanks. Addicted to Photophunia I guess.

I'd turn her down.

Owns over 50% of the state of Texas.

Cheats on her food diary

stole the puppies from the pet store

owns a blow-up doll named Stacey which he cuddles at night while sucking his thumb.

Was once arrested for operating a meth lab out of his Ford Pinto but was never brought to trial because the car blew up when somebody rear ended it at a stop light while it was being towed to the impound lot, destroying all the evidence.

Burnt a house down and called it self defense.

In the elevator, yeah....it was her.

Not a lie, and I say excuse me. Perfect trick for clearing an elevator and having it to yourself :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Went ice fishing and caught a shark.