experiences with alli?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    For some reason I was highly confident the OP was going to be scared away from using the Alli, but now I'm not as certain.
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    LEAKY BUTT!

    Just don't wear a thong! If you fart, it will be equivalent to that of sticking your thumb over the end of a hose and turning the water on full blast!
  • Koldnomore
    Koldnomore Posts: 1,613 Member
    I took Xenical (RX) when it first came out!! Didnt lose much weight, but had to buy a ton of new underwear. No joke, you had to pitch them!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I took it for maybe a week when I was in my 20's and though it wasn't quite as bad for me, my inner workings were messed up for a very long time after I stopped. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone honestly.
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    Ask DavPul about his experience. :bigsmile:

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    ETA: I somehow feel I should change my profile pic for this thread. At least until this thread dies down.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Several people in my office are currently either taking Alli or doing juice 'cleanses' to attempt to shed weight for Christmas. I have taken to using the toilets on the next floor up as the smell and pebbledash poo staining in the ones nearest is disgusting. Not good!
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Best. Thread. Ever.

    I'm literally in tears from all the laughing.

    And, OP, sorry but I have no personal experiences taking Alli (thank glob)
  • BenjaminMFP88
    BenjaminMFP88 Posts: 660 Member
    Whatever happened to healthy diets and exercise? You know what will work better then alli? Find out what your TDEE is, and eat less then it :)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    LEAKY BUTT!

    Just don't wear a thong! If you fart, it will be equivalent to that of sticking your thumb over the end of a hose and turning the water on full blast!

    you know what might be better though? tape.

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  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    LEAKY BUTT!

    Just don't wear a thong! If you fart, it will be equivalent to that of sticking your thumb over the end of a hose and turning the water on full blast!

    you know what might be better though? tape.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_m_C_eXTwvGjBPNIiYW96Qf44MLnGrbMQdgITZ2rXylsWrc6p

    Even tape gives way do water pressure. Better use stitches!
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I heard it's pretty crappy.
  • Skrib69
    Skrib69 Posts: 687 Member
    LEAKY BUTT!

    Just don't wear a thong! If you fart, it will be equivalent to that of sticking your thumb over the end of a hose and turning the water on full blast!

    Just come back to this thread and was wondering where all the funny gif's had gone, but this is soooo much funnier!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    what I don't get about he girl sitting on the tub edge is ....is she not wearing any underwear?

    What tub?

    Apparently, the hottub/Alli skit is in violation of the CG (all hail)...

    Also, dirty pants.
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    I heard it's pretty crappy.

    :bigsmile:

    I seriously will never understand why people want to use a product that makes your butt drip grease and makes you *kitten* your pants. I have never once in my life thought - I never *kitten* my pants now that I'm an adult - I think I'll start taking a pill to fix that.
  • towens00
    towens00 Posts: 1,033 Member
    I lost 40 dollars taking Alli.

    ^This.

    I took it the first month I was here. I was so scared of side affects, that I ate almost zero fat for a month. I lost weight, but it was from the calorie deficit I created. I started doing research, and quickly found out I was being an idiot.

    Exactly my experience!
  • towens00
    towens00 Posts: 1,033 Member
    I heard it's pretty crappy.

    LOL & very true.
  • Arloma
    Arloma Posts: 15 Member
    Same here. I was beginning to think I was strange or something because my experience was so different from most of the other posters. I tried one bottle - can't remember how much I paid - but didn't notice any significant weight loss that I can attribute to it nor did I have any of the side effects mentioned on here or outlined by alli, which I believe was because I already had very little fat in my diet.

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