Thought of the Day ...

sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member

November 2013 edited February 7 in Chit-Chat

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner


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  Ainar Posts: 858 Member

  November 2013

  I wish I could ate my fat, just cut it off, cook it and ate it, so I can lose weight easier that way. I imagine it would taste kinda like pork. Yummy!

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  Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member

  November 2013

  When I'm bored, I count the number of buckles on my straight jacket.

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  odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

  November 2013

  A woman's usefulness ends once she's carried my seed to the toilet.

  
  I flushed it, now go make me a sammich.

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  lorenzovonmatterhorn7549 Posts: 495 Member

  November 2013

  Never eat yellow snow

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  Mahihkan Posts: 162

  November 2013

  "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." -Mae West

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  HarleyFatboyFan Posts: 344 Member

  November 2013

  I love women. I love every bone in their body. Especially mine.

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