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Turkey smoothie

Carnivor0us

I'm going to prepare a really healthy Thanksgiving dinner this year. I know if I just juice everything, it'll be lower in calories and I won't even have to chew!

First, you take:

One cooked turkey
1 lbs of stuffing
1 can of jellied cranberry sauce
biscuits (the US kind, not the weird English ones that are really cookies)
gravy
kale for extra protein

...and then you stuff those *kitten* in your juicer and let her fly! I can't wait for Thanksgiving this year! How are YOU going to make this fancy American feast of ours into an explosion of health and wellness?

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PearlAng

How much kale should I use...say...1 kilo? :laugh:

arghbowl

Where's the mashed potatoes? Would make a good binder for everything.

DeltaZero

-3 MFP Points™ for no cauliflower.

Carnivor0us

-3 MFP Points™ for no cauliflower.

son of a *****, I deserve those points

OatFloats

I'm going to prepare a really healthy Thanksgiving dinner this year. I know if I just juice everything, it'll be lower in calories and I won't even have to chew!

First, you take:

One cooked turkey
1 lbs of stuffing
1 can of jellied cranberry sauce
biscuits (the US kind, not the weird English ones that are really cookies)
gravy
kale for extra protein

...and then you stuff those *kitten* in your juicer and let her fly! I can't wait for Thanksgiving this year! How are YOU going to make this fancy American feast of ours into an explosion of health and wellness?

I love your idea, but to make it extra hard and tedious, I am blending it all and then squeezing it through my nut milk bag.

TheGymGypsy

Don't forget to juice your pie for a low cal dessert treat!

Carnivor0us

I'm going to prepare a really healthy Thanksgiving dinner this year. I know if I just juice everything, it'll be lower in calories and I won't even have to chew!

First, you take:

One cooked turkey
1 lbs of stuffing
1 can of jellied cranberry sauce
biscuits (the US kind, not the weird English ones that are really cookies)
gravy
kale for extra protein

...and then you stuff those *kitten* in your juicer and let her fly! I can't wait for Thanksgiving this year! How are YOU going to make this fancy American feast of ours into an explosion of health and wellness?

I love your idea, but to make it extra hard and tedious, I am blending it all and then squeezing it through my nut milk bag.

Holy Jesus, you just reduced the calorie count by HALF

(And LOL @ milk nut bag)

cuinboston2014

LOL omg I am doing a clinical in a nursing home and for the residents on puree diets you obviously have to blend EVERYTHING up. Although it's individual. But it can smell so - weird and look so disgusting. I almost gagged thinking of this..... lol

nytrifisoul

I know this must be a joke. But the OCD in me wants to challenge how this would be lower in calories considering your body would use less energy since it doesnt have to chew and process everything.

MaggieSporleder

Now I'd have to add sweet potatoes to that mix.

But skip the biscuit.

Lizzy622

LOL Just took the whole JOY of CHEWING out of Thanksgiving.

beardedwarriortx

I answer this with the two greatest holiday songs ever written!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOe3CXE-mA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

Carnivor0us

LOL Just took the whole JOY of CHEWING out of Thanksgiving.

People CHEW at Thanksgiving dinner?

iheartbiology

LOL Just took the whole JOY of CHEWING out of Thanksgiving.

Why can't we just chew and not swallow? That's got to reduce the calories by at least 90%.

Raasy

I know this is a joke, but man that just sounds awful !!

Carnivor0us

I know this is a joke, but man that just sounds awful !!

Just like juicing.

roxylola

True story now...

When I very first moved in to my house I made myself some mash potato for my tea along with whatever else I was having. my masher was still packed and for reasons best known to myself (I was only 21) it did not occur to me to use a fork. So I whizzed my potato in the blender. Seriously, it does something to the potato, it turned it into something like a cross between yoghurt and superglue in texture and the taste was incredibly sweet in the vilest imaginable way. It might be usable as a sort of wall paper paste but otherwise do not go there!

Mr_Excitement

Confuzzled4ever

LOL Just took the whole JOY of CHEWING out of Thanksgiving.

wait... you're supposed to chew on thanksgiving????

damn.. I've been doing it wrong for years!

Groovyca2022

LOL Just took the whole JOY of CHEWING out of Thanksgiving.

Why can't we just chew and not swallow? That's got to reduce the calories by at least 90%.

It's Thanksgiving... enjoy....regurgitate!!!