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    Halp, My Protein Farts Are Killing Me!

    Posts: 1,270 Member
    edited February 7 in Motivation and Support
    Is there a food I could eat that will counteract the offensive odors that are being forcefully expelled out of my southern region?

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    • Posts: 1,179 Member
      Asparagus. That way your piss will smell too.
    • Posts: 844 Member
      Asparagus. That way your piss will smell too.

      And wash it all down with coffee. Nothing better than coffee pee once the asparagus wears off.
    • Posts: 504 Member
      Omg....me too.
    • Posts: 206 Member
      Digestive Advantage Gas Defense Formula (it's a probiotic)- Like $8 at walmart. Seriously, it works. My family can stand being around me now, lol.
    • Posts: 1,270 Member
      I literally made my own eyes water just a few minutes ago. Last night, my dog was even looking at me sideways.
    • Posts: 62 Member
      3 days ago I added a BCAA pre-workout drink to my post-workout whey protein drink.
      Have noticed an increase to my carbon footprint.
      Is there a connection? Seems to have an air of probability.


      So I'd like some diet advice also...
    • Posts: 387 Member
      Asparagus. That way your piss will smell too.

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 9,532 Member
      Is there a food I could eat that will counteract the offensive odors that are being forcefully expelled out of my southern region?

      It seems the more logical approach would be to stop feeding your body so much of whatever it is that's causing it to do this.
    • Posts: 1,270 Member
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      It seems the more logical approach would be to stop feeding your body so much of whatever it is that's causing it to do this.

      Putting 400lbs on my back and grunting like a primate while lifting it is not logical sir. Please see your logic out of this post.
    • Posts: 1,573 Member
      Beano?
    • Posts: 41,865 Member
      live culture, fermented foods.
    • Posts: 1,270 Member
      live culture, fermented foods.

      Yogurt? Would a protein shake with yogurt be an actual ailment?
    • Posts: 1,179 Member
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      Putting 400lbs on my back and grunting like a primate while lifting it is not logical sir. Please see your logic out of this post.

      Don't nuffin get in between me an mah gainz.
    • Posts: 7,512 Member
      Do you have anyone who you can share a hot box with or I suggest riding the elevator alot
    • Posts: 1,179 Member
      Do you have anyone who you can share a hot box with or I suggest riding the elevator alot

      I'll share your hot box.
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
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      What the hell, man?! Why is it all the way over to the side?
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    • Posts: 1,270 Member
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      I'll share your hot box.

      I'll be the one with the butt plug in case you get a little too carried away with Idrosophilia.
    • Posts: 817 Member
      Ditch the Whey Protein and use Whey Isolate instead. Ditch the milk and use something that is lactose free, e.g. Almond Milk. Problem solved.

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      BAHAHAHA!!! I thought that was just a bonus feature!
    • Posts: 259 Member
      Men are supposed to stink
    • Posts: 1,270 Member
      I always thought protein farts were just a way of life, a rite of passage.

      Sort of like DOMS, taking painkillers had never crossed my mind until I got on this site.
    • Posts: 27 Member
      Seriously, this whole post is hilarious! ... and informative ...
    • Posts: 94 Member
      Anti fart-smell shorts here: http://under-tec.com/
    • Posts: 570 Member
      Ditch the Whey Protein and use Whey Isolate instead. Ditch the milk and use something that is lactose free, e.g. Almond Milk. Problem solved.

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      ^^This!!! Switching to Whey Isolate changed my life.:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 43 Member
      I always wondered why i have more gas now and it's been happening since I've upped my protein ????
    • Posts: 2,250 Member
      Hold it in the crockpot until you're near someone you can blame it on--like your kids. Also, my protein farts have been known to make the dog leave the room in disgust.
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      I always wondered why i have more gas now and it's been happening since I've upped my protein ????

      It's been happening to me since I bought Quest bars, but it's probably the 17 g of fiber and not the protein. :wink:
    • Posts: 750 Member
      You could put dryer sheets in your underwear over your *kitten*... Mask the odor, freshen the room.
    • Posts: 3,485 Member
      My protein farts happen when I am riding my bike. It's like having JATO (jet assisted take off) so I ride faster.
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