I Want You Because...
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because you can teach me..0
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Because you look like you have a good incubation system.0
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Because you look like you have a good incubation system.
bwahaha very clever..0 -
@Tboscamp: Cuz you look like you would be a fun person to be around.0
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I think she would be great coversation0
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because hes yummy0
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loves to lift0
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"Let's test that hypothesis:
Exhibit A) Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? .......Because they take everything literally.
Exhibit
A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre... ...so he GAVE it to her.
Exhibit C) The Higgs Boson wants to take in a Sunday service, so it goes to a Catholic Church. Before it can enter, the Pope comes out and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't accept your kind here. You're going to have to leave." And the Higgs Boson says, "But you can't have mass without me!!!""
- Lol... You're totally right! I'm loving it - but I'm a teacher so I'm a sucker for this type of humor
Sweet! I told those jokes to the right person. Nerd-comedy fans, unite!0 -
@MoJokes: ...because... ...you want to hear more of my jokes! And you like to keep it natural.
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your smile makes me want to smile!:laugh:0
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I wish I had a figure like yours0
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I love curly hair on women0
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because he could teach me how to get big muscles!0
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she could just be fun to hangout with0
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How could I not love a fellow army soldier?? Twin powers activated!!0
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havnt used my ring in a while, oh there it is lol0
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duh....former Military.
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I like her "cans"0
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Not sure, I never eat fastfood anymore :O0
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because I need to cool off in that pool!0
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Because I needs tips, your stomach is beautiful.0
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You look like you'd be fun to hang with0
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I get along with sassy women0
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ALL ladies in this page are fun
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you're fun and kind...we need to have a beer at the beach.0
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You look intriguing0
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You are on a beach and that's where I need to be!0
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You are pretty with a nice slender body0
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Because I'd never worry bout my safety again! Lol0
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I want to steal your hat so I can stay warm0
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