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Is obsessed with her next door neighbor

Creeps on 25 total profiles daily and leaves each messages

Has repeatedly had to ask Kanye West to stop sending him flowers and perfume--even though he believes in his heart that Kanye is a "lyrical genius".

Is secretly Kanye West.

Seriously, Kanye, enough with the flowers.

Don't be talkin' about my Oprah, now.

Ate a roll of quarters and s*** out a twenty dollar bill.

Built a time machine, and is his own father.

has been dating impartialbystander for over a year

spends her free time watching paint dry

Makes a living as a stripper