Is 6000 calories of organic kale considered "junk food"?

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BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.

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  • Amitysk
    Amitysk Posts: 705 Member
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    :love: :flowerforyou:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    I consider it gross :sick:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    looks like you would have to eat 180 cups
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Do it and tell me what happens.
  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
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    If you could keep all that kale down without throwing up/ crapping your pants you deserve a medal.
  • Poofy_Goodness
    Poofy_Goodness Posts: 229 Member
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    Do it and tell me what happens.

    Either diarrhea or constipation... not sure which.
  • frizbeemom
    frizbeemom Posts: 101 Member
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    I have no desire... I'd rather eat moderate amounts of real food in an appropriate calorie range with a bit of "real" junk food thrown in for my guilty pleasure. I throw a bit of kale in a smoothie to up my nutrition, as I like a broad range of foods in my diet, but there's no way I'd eat obscene amounts of it to the exclusion of all other junk food! :)
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
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  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
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    Ss or it didn't happen.
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 9,994 Member
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    No, no and yes......:happy:
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    Why would you subject yourself to such torture? Replace the Kale with bacon and you will be the happiest human alive.

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  • DEEDLYNN
    DEEDLYNN Posts: 235 Member
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    If you could keep all that kale down without throwing up/ crapping your pants you deserve a medal.

    LOL...that was exactly what I was thinking. Who needs ALLI when you can crap your pants with KALE. hahahaha
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
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    just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.

    :huh:

    I'd probably need surgery to remove the huge blockage in my intestines....
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    I would guess that even if it were possible that that much kale (and that much of a lot of nutrient rich fruits and veggies) would be many times more dangerous than 6000 cals of "junk food", especially on a daily basis.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
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    If I ingested 6 thousand calories of kale in one day I would die from an overload of nastiness.
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    I don't want to be anywhere near that bathroom.
  • cruiseking
    cruiseking Posts: 338 Member
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    Is a frogs *kitten* water tight? As long as we are pondering stupid questions.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Holy ****load of kale, Batman!
  • BigCed77024
    BigCed77024 Posts: 1,115 Member
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    just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.

    :huh:

    INCORRECT! If you burn 6,000 calories a day (my son is a swimmer and has 3% bodyfat) you WOULD NOT gain weight. In fact its very possible he would LOSE weight off 6,000 calories so he has to eat more!

    So umm! Oooooh I OWNED U!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.

    :huh:

    INCORRECT! If you burn 6,000 calories a day (my son is a swimmer and has 3% bodyfat) you WOULD NOT gain weight. In fact its very possible he would LOSE weight off 6,000 calories so he has to eat more!

    So umm! Oooooh I OWNED U!!

    Oh, it's you.

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