Is 6000 calories of organic kale considered "junk food"?
BrainyBurro
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just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.
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I consider it gross :sick:0
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looks like you would have to eat 180 cups0
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Do it and tell me what happens.0
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If you could keep all that kale down without throwing up/ crapping your pants you deserve a medal.0
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Do it and tell me what happens.
Either diarrhea or constipation... not sure which.0 -
I have no desire... I'd rather eat moderate amounts of real food in an appropriate calorie range with a bit of "real" junk food thrown in for my guilty pleasure. I throw a bit of kale in a smoothie to up my nutrition, as I like a broad range of foods in my diet, but there's no way I'd eat obscene amounts of it to the exclusion of all other junk food!0
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Ss or it didn't happen.0
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No, no and yes......:happy:0
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Why would you subject yourself to such torture? Replace the Kale with bacon and you will be the happiest human alive.
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If you could keep all that kale down without throwing up/ crapping your pants you deserve a medal.
LOL...that was exactly what I was thinking. Who needs ALLI when you can crap your pants with KALE. hahahaha0 -
just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.
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I'd probably need surgery to remove the huge blockage in my intestines....0 -
I would guess that even if it were possible that that much kale (and that much of a lot of nutrient rich fruits and veggies) would be many times more dangerous than 6000 cals of "junk food", especially on a daily basis.0
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If I ingested 6 thousand calories of kale in one day I would die from an overload of nastiness.0
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I don't want to be anywhere near that bathroom.0
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Is a frogs *kitten* water tight? As long as we are pondering stupid questions.0
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Holy ****load of kale, Batman!0
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just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.
:huh:
INCORRECT! If you burn 6,000 calories a day (my son is a swimmer and has 3% bodyfat) you WOULD NOT gain weight. In fact its very possible he would LOSE weight off 6,000 calories so he has to eat more!
So umm! Oooooh I OWNED U!!0 -
just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.
:huh:
INCORRECT! If you burn 6,000 calories a day (my son is a swimmer and has 3% bodyfat) you WOULD NOT gain weight. In fact its very possible he would LOSE weight off 6,000 calories so he has to eat more!
So umm! Oooooh I OWNED U!!
Oh, it's you.0 -
Hmm, never heard anyone use calories to define "junk food" before. But, then I've also never heard anyone expect a food to be the single supplier of every nutrient needed in order not to be called "junk food".0
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just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.
:huh:
Sounds like it wouldnt fit in my macros.0 -
I can only imagine the explosion that would follow such a binge meal0
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I was wondering how on earth you were going to manage to eat that.
But I did find someone who can eat 6000+ calories of kale in a day.
http://tinyurl.com/mjrprk (sfw)0 -
If you wanted to $h!t yourself, why not just take Ali...
I heard it done wonders in that department
Save all those calories!0 -
Why would you subject yourself to such torture? Replace the Kale with bacon and you will be the happiest human alive.0
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just curious. if you ingested 6000 calories in 1 day. clearly this would cause you to gain weight, right? therefore it must be "junk food". also, by itself it's lacking many vital nutrients.
:huh:
INCORRECT! If you burn 6,000 calories a day (my son is a swimmer and has 3% bodyfat) you WOULD NOT gain weight. In fact its very possible he would LOSE weight off 6,000 calories so he has to eat more!
So umm! Oooooh I OWNED U!!
I'm giving everybody 3 guesses as to how I know this is bovine feces...0 -
yum, all that junk foodie kale . . .0
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Oh god the poop0
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Do it and tell me what happens.
Either diarrhea or constipation... not sure which.
Since diarrhea is one potential symptom of constipation, you could very well end up with both.0
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