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What CRAZY thing did the person above you get arrested for?
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Licking that cop's shoe and asking if they had a basement.0
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chaining the cop up in her basement.0
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Domestic violence0
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Dealing in moose tranqs0
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Dancing drunk and naked in the middle of the street, grabbing a random person and humping them.0
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tried to bribe the judge0
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knocking down your lawyer, ripping off your shirt, jumping on the table, and yelling at the judge... "come at me brah!!!"0
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giving money to a prostitute0
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Was caught red handed trying to remove the rings around Saturn with Comet.0
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giving money to a prostitute
It was merely a cheritable donation.
Weren't you arrested for streaking through a senior center?0 -
wearing a sandwich board with the words 'hug me" on whilst been stark naked0
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Dancing drunk and naked in the middle of the street, grabbing a random person and humping them.
Have we met LMAO!!!0 -
ordering a latte naked0
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@dev: For doing inappropriate activities with farm animals.0
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Stealing his little brothers shirt0
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Jumping into the monkey enclosure at the zoo for a little spanking!0
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wearing bright pink bra and panties walking down the street0
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Throwing a pop tart at a Meter Maid0
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Throwing a flaming brick through a police station front door and yelling yolo wearing nothing but bunny slippers0
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Doing inappropriate things with a mannequin in the middle of Sears.0
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Guilty of this, tbh. Did not get arrested lmao.Doing inappropriate things with a mannequin in the middle of Sears.
Wearing my little pony girl's outfit to gym. They ripped, everything was seen.0 -
Molesting a dead horse0
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stealing "walkers" from little old ladies.0
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Paying little old ladies for sex0
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Pimping me out to little old ladies.0
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Biting people's faces off after having some bath salts0
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Spraying silly string all over the staff at the DMV.0
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Watching porn in the front yard0
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bouncing on a trampoline naked0
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Thinking Watergate was the entrance to the pool.0
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