CRUSH the dream of the poster above you!
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Then one day you walk down the street and a piano will fall on your head... wont die, but mangled.. :-)
One day I will own a 2014 Dodge Viper...0 -
and the first turn you take with vipor you get creamed by semi truck with no insurance
one day i'll be a great speller0 -
Haha okay you manage to get your dream car but never be able to get insurance for it plus your be to scared to leave it any where so it be locked up for no one to see
My dream...I don't have a dream ermm...to become the best I can0 -
You will become the best you can at lying to people and then it will blow up in your face :P
I will one day rollerblade down a hill..0 -
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Then Obama gets re elected...
I will one day quit my job out of spite..0 -
One day you'll quit your job out of spite and then wake up in jail wishing you had a job.
I will one day learn to not burn food..0 -
then you will realize you hated cooking in the first place
one day i'll will buy the biggest bottle of Jack Daniels available0 -
Then when you go to the counter, they say some *kitten* named jkowula has it reserved.
One day I will learn the meaning of life....0 -
and then you will die
one day i'm gonna have a pink Christmas tree (srs)0 -
One day you'll have a pink Christmas tree made out of pure toilet paper, then the pipes will burst and it will be all over the floor.
One day I will be a fighter pilot.0 -
One day you'll have a pink Christmas tree made out of pure toilet paper, then the pipes will burst and it will be all over the floor.
One day I will be a fighter pilot.
But there will finally be world peace.
One day I will be good looking AND smart.0 -
Then you will wake up!... ouch harsh I know, but it was there for the taking.. :-)
One day my kids will move out of the house.0 -
But then they'll move back... With grandkids!
One day I will have my own farm.0 -
But then they'll move back... With grandkids!
One day I will have my own farm.
But it will be an ant farm
One day I'll win an argument with my wife0 -
but you'll be deaf and blind due to an industrial accident
one day I will be King (I just can't wait)0 -
but you'll be deaf and blind due to an industrial accident
one day I will be King (I just can't wait)
But, like the kings of pop and rock n roll, you'll be dead.
Some day I'll be an awesome drummer.0 -
But you'll fall and break your arm and never be able to drum again.
One day I will live in Hawaii0 -
You will never live in Hawaii.0
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You're too old to ever learn how to do a cartwheel. You missed the boat.0
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You will never live in Hawaii.
Seeing as you didn't add your dream I will dream for you;
One day you will make the perfect souffle' but your hot date will slam the door just as you take it out of the oven, causing it to fall faster than an erection at a Bobbit family reunion.
One day I'll be 6ft tall0 -
You will never live in Hawaii.
Seeing as you didn't add your dream I will dream for you;
One day you will make the perfect souffle' but your hot date will slam the door just as you take it out of the oven, causing it to fall faster than an erection at a Bobbit family reunion.
One day I'll be 6ft tall
I prefer to crush other's dreams rather than dream on my own.
And that hot date will be walking home.
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And when you do learn to do a cartwheel,you show off by flipping to close to a cliff...see ya!
Win the power ball...0 -
You will never live in Hawaii.
Seeing as you didn't add your dream I will dream for you;
One day you will make the perfect souffle' but your hot date will slam the door just as you take it out of the oven, causing it to fall faster than an erection at a Bobbit family reunion.
One day I'll be 6ft tall
I prefer to crush other's dreams rather than dream on my own.
And that hot date will be walking home.
Dare to dream my culinary cuz, dare to dream!0 -
To win the power ball you must play the lottery. That means you don't realize how terrible the odds are and you're just squandering your money week after week until you are a destitute, alcoholic begging on the streets.0
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L.OL......Thanks...you made me Laugh!To win the power ball you must play the lottery. That means you don't realize how terrible the odds are and you're just squandering your money week after week until you are a destitute, alcoholic begging on the streets.0 -
And when you do learn to do a cartwheel,you show off by flipping to close to a cliff...see ya!
Win the power ball...
You win it and then realize you only won a powerful ball of stinky aged cheese.
I will one day learn to dance like a leprechaun.0 -
You awake to find that although you can dance, you're only 6 inches tall.
I want to end world hunger.0 -
To Serve Man is a cookbook!
I want to send kids to college for free0 -
You will send them to college for free, a soon as they get there, they will decide to rob the campus of their books.
I will one day walk on the moon0
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