CRUSH the dream of the poster above you!

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ThePlight
ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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Imaginary poster above me said:
One day I will be rich!
So... I say.
One day you will be rich after robbing a bank, then you'll go to jail the day after!


Okay, my dream:
Somehow I will learn to play the piano.


Ok, go! :)
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  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    Then one day you walk down the street and a piano will fall on your head... wont die, but mangled.. :-)

    One day I will own a 2014 Dodge Viper...
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    and the first turn you take with vipor you get creamed by semi truck with no insurance

    one day i'll be a great speller
  • 1989lukemyers
    1989lukemyers Posts: 158 Member
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    Haha okay you manage to get your dream car but never be able to get insurance for it plus your be to scared to leave it any where so it be locked up for no one to see :)

    My dream...I don't have a dream ermm...to become the best I can
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    You will become the best you can at lying to people and then it will blow up in your face :P

    I will one day rollerblade down a hill..
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    Then Obama gets re elected...

    I will one day quit my job out of spite..
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    One day you'll quit your job out of spite and then wake up in jail wishing you had a job.

    I will one day learn to not burn food..
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
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    then you will realize you hated cooking in the first place

    one day i'll will buy the biggest bottle of Jack Daniels available
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    Then when you go to the counter, they say some *kitten* named jkowula has it reserved.

    One day I will learn the meaning of life....
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
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    and then you will die

    one day i'm gonna have a pink Christmas tree (srs)
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    One day you'll have a pink Christmas tree made out of pure toilet paper, then the pipes will burst and it will be all over the floor.

    One day I will be a fighter pilot.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    One day you'll have a pink Christmas tree made out of pure toilet paper, then the pipes will burst and it will be all over the floor.

    One day I will be a fighter pilot.


    But there will finally be world peace.


    One day I will be good looking AND smart.
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    Then you will wake up!... ouch harsh I know, but it was there for the taking.. :-)

    One day my kids will move out of the house.
  • thebza_x
    thebza_x Posts: 15
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    But then they'll move back... With grandkids!

    One day I will have my own farm.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    But then they'll move back... With grandkids!

    One day I will have my own farm.

    But it will be an ant farm

    One day I'll win an argument with my wife
  • the_jinxster
    the_jinxster Posts: 63
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    but you'll be deaf and blind due to an industrial accident

    one day I will be King (I just can't wait)
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    but you'll be deaf and blind due to an industrial accident

    one day I will be King (I just can't wait)

    But, like the kings of pop and rock n roll, you'll be dead.

    Some day I'll be an awesome drummer.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    But you'll fall and break your arm and never be able to drum again.

    One day I will live in Hawaii
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    You will never live in Hawaii.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    You're too old to ever learn how to do a cartwheel. You missed the boat.

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