Weirdest FR Ever!

VeganLexi
VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
edited February 8 in Chit-Chat
Hey,

I'm new on myfitness pal. My name is ***** and I am looking for new friends on myfitnesspal since non of my friends on Facebook use it. I'll admit that I'm a weird kind of girl who is obsessed with farting. I love farting, and talking about it and hearing other people fart stories. I may sound immature and childish but I am who I am. I found you on a farting thread and was interested to know if you wanted to become fart-buddies?
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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Da hell :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    Da hell :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The weirdest part for me was "I found you on a farting thread" :laugh: dafuq?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    In for the weeiirrdness
  • FullKent
    FullKent Posts: 15 Member
    Haha! Strong fart fetish
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Wow lol
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    So did you accept it and exchange stories or anything? You've given me the first paragraph of "I never thought it would happen to me . . . " without any of the aromatic goodness.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Da hell :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The weirdest part for me was "I found you on a farting thread" :laugh: dafuq?

    yeah, humor should be banned on MFP.

    it's one of my pet peeves. :angry:

    MFP and weight loss is serious business and i just find that people who constantly crack jokes distract from my efforts to switch to a 100% cauliflower diet.
  • darkon
    darkon Posts: 5,345 MFP Moderator
    My list is sooooo long that i would reach the max amount of chars available for a single post
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    Da hell :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The weirdest part for me was "I found you on a farting thread" :laugh: dafuq?

    yeah, humor should be banned on MFP.

    it's one of my pet peeves. :angry:

    MFP and weight loss is serious business and i just find that people who constantly crack jokes distract from my efforts to switch to a 100% cauliflower diet.

    Quite...
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Da hell :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The weirdest part for me was "I found you on a farting thread" :laugh: dafuq?

    yeah, humor should be banned on MFP.

    it's one of my pet peeves. :angry:

    MFP and weight loss is serious business and i just find that people who constantly crack jokes distract from my efforts to switch to a 100% cauliflower diet.
    That's easy, have cheese instead. Cheese cures all ails. And bacon.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Da hell :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The weirdest part for me was "I found you on a farting thread" :laugh: dafuq?

    yeah, humor should be banned on MFP.

    it's one of my pet peeves. :angry:

    MFP and weight loss is serious business and i just find that people who constantly crack jokes distract from my efforts to switch to a 100% cauliflower diet.

    I see your 100% cauliflower diet and raise you a juice cleanse.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I missed a thread about farting? aww man...
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Da hell :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    The weirdest part for me was "I found you on a farting thread" :laugh: dafuq?

    yeah, humor should be banned on MFP.

    it's one of my pet peeves. :angry:

    MFP and weight loss is serious business and i just find that people who constantly crack jokes distract from my efforts to switch to a 100% cauliflower diet.

    I see your 100% cauliflower diet and raise you a juice cleanse.

    i see your juice cleanse and raise you a year subscription to raspberry ketones.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Thanks for posting this, and luring others into see it. And now people searching for "farting" will add all you sick mo'fo's!
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    So, did you accept?
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    So, did you accept?

    good question.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    I wonder if she's lurking this thread right now...
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I once got a picture of a guy's moobs...
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    I once got a picture of a guy's moobs...

    Sorry.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,274 Member
    Geez, all you had to do was decline....didn't think you'd go all public with it....
    south_park_smug.jpg
    reported \m/
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    Geez, all you had to do was decline....didn't think you'd go all public with it....
    reported \m/

    Do you see any names mentioned? #justsaying

    I thought you sent the one about wee...
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    I once got a picture of a guy's moobs...

    Sorry.

    :laugh: That was you?
  • NekaMaye88
    NekaMaye88 Posts: 162 Member
    Wow! lol
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I once got a picture of a guy's moobs...

    Sorry.

    :laugh: That was you?
    I'd post the picture, but according to mfp guidelines, I need his permission first.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I once got a picture of a guy's moobs...

    Sorry.

    :laugh: That was you?
    I'd post the picture, but according to mfp guidelines, I need his permission first.

    Circular logic ftw? :(
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Ha ha! I know who that was! I got a very similar request. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    "Women love it when I talk about farting. They really get turned on."

    Said by no guy ever.
  • JeniferEverx3
    JeniferEverx3 Posts: 219 Member
    What in the world is wrong with people :noway:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Hey,

    I'm new on myfitness pal. My name is ***** and I am looking for new friends on myfitnesspal since non of my friends on Facebook use it. I'll admit that I'm a weird kind of girl who is obsessed with farting. I love farting, and talking about it and hearing other people fart stories. I may sound immature and childish but I am who I am. I found you on a farting thread and was interested to know if you wanted to become fart-buddies?

    If i received this, i would probably break my mouse trying to click the accept button. Strong friend request. Right up there with the one i got telling me that they had a space in their freezer that my head would fit into perfectly.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I once got a picture of a guy's moobs...

    Sorry.

    :laugh: That was you?
    I'd post the picture, but according to mfp guidelines, I need his permission first.

    Circular logic ftw? :(
    Sorry to disappoint. Will send via PM to rectify any wrong doings.
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