co-worker venting thread

ZombieGeezUs
ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
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Let it all out. I am sure I will have a story later
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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Mumbler...need I say more?
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.

    Does he smack his lips also?
  • kenzietate
    kenzietate Posts: 399 Member
    Singers. Yes more than one...all over the office. At the moment we are in a building with separate offices so you can really only hear which ever one is closest to you but soon we will be in cubicles and then we will hear them all.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.


    b409ff2a0bb2ead40c4978397d567eae.png
    Liquid.. ^ (Read the bottle).
    Spray it on his side ;)

    You're welcome.
  • BITEME_GRRR
    BITEME_GRRR Posts: 150 Member
    the freaking annoying latina who always has to ***** about something ARG
  • 40andFindingFitness
    40andFindingFitness Posts: 497 Member
    There is a guy who chews bubble gum and blows bubbles all day. All I hear is "munch munch munch puff pop"... (repeat incessantly).
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    There are only 2 people employed by my company and I am one. So I'd say my complaint us usually being here alone (my boss travels a lot).

    99% of the time, my boss is awesome, a perfect role model and always watched out for me. Sometimes she can be a princess though.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I am actually so lucky at my current job. I have trouble with my supervisor now and then, expecting me to be a mind reader. But for the most part everyone's so chill and not annoying at all. Everyone just minds their own business.

    At most of my past jobs the biggest annoyance to me has been other women around my age (30s). I am not a woman hater or anything like that!!! But it seemed like all the women under 30 and over 50 were pretty cool, actually did their work, listened to music at low volume, etc...while the coworkers closer to my age just talked loudly all day about dieting and their children whilst eating Sonic food and complaining about work they never actually did.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I have an over weight co-worker who sits behind me... She gives weight loss tips and health advice to fellow over weight co-workers. While she is doing this, she is eating her McDonalds and drinking her third diet Pepsi by 1 pm.
    "Work out so you can eat whatever you want."
    or
    "I hate the smell of home made re-cooked food. I refuse to cook just for that reason."
    or
    "I had ice cream for lunch, I know it wasn't the healthiest, but it's not like I do it every day."

    I can keep going....

    Then she tells me I am getting too skinny :X
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
    I am my only coworker..... and I annoy the *kitten* out of myself sometimes.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.

    Does he smack his lips also?


    No, lucky for him he doesn't :angry:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.


    b409ff2a0bb2ead40c4978397d567eae.png
    Liquid.. ^ (Read the bottle).
    Spray it on his side ;)

    You're welcome.

    This stuff is sooo gross!!! my hubby bought it as a prank and it smelled in the car.. wasn't even opened eeeww
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I have an over weight co-worker who sits behind me... She gives weight loss tips and health advice to fellow over weight co-workers. While she is doing this, she is eating her McDonalds and drinking her third diet Pepsi by 1 pm.
    "Work out so you can eat whatever you want."
    or
    "I hate the smell of home made re-cooked food. I refuse to cook just for that reason."
    or
    "I had ice cream for lunch, I know it wasn't the healthiest, but it's not like I do it every day."

    I can keep going....

    Then she tells me I am getting too skinny :X

    OH YES.

    And I'm pretty sure that's 90% of women I have worked with, seriously. So freaking annoying!

    I've actually been told that I would never lose weight eating carbs by a woman who ate three McDoubles, sans buns, for lunch.
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    I have an over weight co-worker who sits behind me... She gives weight loss tips and health advice to fellow over weight co-workers. While she is doing this, she is eating her McDonalds and drinking her third diet Pepsi by 1 pm.
    "Work out so you can eat whatever you want."
    or
    "I hate the smell of home made re-cooked food. I refuse to cook just for that reason."
    or
    "I had ice cream for lunch, I know it wasn't the healthiest, but it's not like I do it every day."

    I can keep going....

    Then she tells me I am getting too skinny :X

    I have multiple co-workers like that. I am so sorry. I have had guys (sloppy overweight) tell me I need to gain weight, but they literally ate a large pizza by themselves for lunch.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.


    b409ff2a0bb2ead40c4978397d567eae.png
    Liquid.. ^ (Read the bottle).
    Spray it on his side ;)

    You're welcome.

    This stuff is sooo gross!!! my hubby bought it as a prank and it smelled in the car.. wasn't even opened eeeww
    Lol, exactly! Good luck to the coworker eating with that stench ehehehe.
  • benniesmother
    benniesmother Posts: 269 Member
    supppppppppppper smelly. like, mind boggling-ly smelly. to the point that he's been sent home before because of it. and lazy. nice combo! (puke in mouth)
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.


    b409ff2a0bb2ead40c4978397d567eae.png
    Liquid.. ^ (Read the bottle).
    Spray it on his side ;)

    You're welcome.

    I will have to check this out at home as I can't see the pic at the moment
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.


    b409ff2a0bb2ead40c4978397d567eae.png
    Liquid.. ^ (Read the bottle).
    Spray it on his side ;)

    You're welcome.

    Sounds like you will need gloves and a change of clothes before deploying
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.


    b409ff2a0bb2ead40c4978397d567eae.png
    Liquid.. ^ (Read the bottle).
    Spray it on his side ;)

    You're welcome.

    Sounds like you will need gloves and a change of clothes before deploying
    Yes, it even smells inside of the package that it comes in. Have to be vewy sneaky with that "toy", as amazon calls it on the site.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.


    b409ff2a0bb2ead40c4978397d567eae.png
    Liquid.. ^ (Read the bottle).
    Spray it on his side ;)

    You're welcome.

    yes you do!! it's so fricken nasty lol but it was the funniest joke to play other then the fact we didn't take into consideration we would have to smell it for the time we were at the home lol!!!!

    Sounds like you will need gloves and a change of clothes before deploying
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    Lol a kamikaze prank
  • reneekise
    reneekise Posts: 91 Member
    I just sat through an hour long meeting and the first item on the agenda was that we most likely would not get raises next year.

    Wow... very motivating way to start a meeting.... Ugh... :noway:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I have a guy who sits in the cubicle across from me that crunches on almonds and ice cubes all day long. I don't have a problem with people eating at their desks but no one needs to HEAR you eating. I am going to be throwing my stapler at him one of these days.

    That is all.



    yuck, I wouldn't be able to not say something.. I had the one co-worker who ate sun flower seeds (dill pickle) barf, at her desk all day long. then touched all the paper work after taking the shells out of her mouth with her fingers...

    She was asking me a question on an invoice one day and went to touch my pen and I about flipped out on her...
  • bnsnwldwmn
    bnsnwldwmn Posts: 38
    I am my only coworker..... and I annoy the *kitten* out of myself sometimes.

    This.

    Why has no one commented on this. Genius. Hilarious.
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    I have a co-worker that picks his nose all....damn...day and then proceeds to touch everything. When I call him out on it, he denies it all.
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    I am my only coworker..... and I annoy the *kitten* out of myself sometimes.

    This.

    Why has no one commented on this. Genius. Hilarious.

    Lol because it is probably true for everyone
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    I was waiting for something like this! The girl in the cubicle next to me makes this face that makes her look like Jabba the Hut when she sticks out her tongue. She also talks about her kids sports activities non stop and how her kid is going to make it into major league baseball. She says these stupid phrases like "Lucy, you have some explainin to do" and "Sherri Sherri Bo Berry" over and over all day long then she ends the day with "It's time to change" by the partridge family. You can only take so much in one week.
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    I have a co-worker that picks his nose all....damn...day and then proceeds to touch everything. When I call him out on it, he denies it all.

    We had a mechanic like that. His nickname was Booger.
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    The guy that sits on the next row over is a major loud mouth hothead! He will be talking on the phone and then all of a sudden starts screaming and getting all irate. I swear he will have a heart attack right there at his desk one day. Intense dude

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