Best Rules to live by

Sarie_Bronish
Sarie_Bronish Posts: 255 Member
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Rule - Only in pornography, is it EVER ok for two women to share a loofah.
Rule - Always double-dip at parties. This will gross out most people leaving more dip for you.

Your turn.

Replies

  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Rule #2) 1 cup is kind of icky.
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    Always keep extra new toothbrushes in the house.... it is NEVER ok to share a toothbrush!
  • BaconWagon
    BaconWagon Posts: 138 Member
    Never lick a steak knife
  • Sarie_Bronish
    Sarie_Bronish Posts: 255 Member
    Your life will be complete - if you 1) eat more bacon and 2) have more sex.
  • JeniferEverx3
    JeniferEverx3 Posts: 219 Member
    If you love her, let her sleep.
  • Sarie_Bronish
    Sarie_Bronish Posts: 255 Member
    Rule - Don't say anything unless you're positive everyone else agrees with you, or you have lots of money.
  • Sarie_Bronish
    Sarie_Bronish Posts: 255 Member
    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    ^Reminds me of... Don't take laxatives when you have a cold. You cough, you're screwed.
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Never eat after 8pm. Never eat half hour before the pool. Never skip breakfast. Never share secrets with your in-laws. Always complain loudly at parties.
  • Wifey7891
    Wifey7891 Posts: 91
    "Everything in moderation" and "You are what you eat"
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    "Goonies never say die!"
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Drink the orange juice before brushing your teeth.
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
    Never tell people your problems because 50 percent do not care and the other 50 are glad you have them.
    The grass is not always greener.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    It is more important to have good health insurance than good health.
  • Shan790
    Shan790 Posts: 280 Member
    Help some one in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

    Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    "Well, they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious."
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Put off putting on pants until you absolutely have to leave the house.
  • Sarie_Bronish
    Sarie_Bronish Posts: 255 Member
    Always abide by the 3 second rule. Unless you are a slow poke - then the 5 second rule.
    If you go longer than that - well thats just gross man!
  • CrcknSklls
    CrcknSklls Posts: 54
    "That which does not kill me...






    ... Had better start running"
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
    At a party, if small plates are available and you choose not to take a plate, you will spill on yourself 100% of the time.

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