Best place to find a BF?

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
in Chit-Chat
This place is female dominated, so I know my odds are not great...
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  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Consider it done big boy
  • BaconWagon
    BaconWagon Posts: 138 Member
    Consider it done big boy

    :laugh:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Consider it done big boy

    :laugh:

    This is serious business and I do not appreciate your belittling of my situation.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Worked for me.

    Wait, you're wearing crocs... I know a dude who would be PERFECT for you. Lemme go find Tyler. BRB!
  • Grider056
    Grider056 Posts: 34
    Would not bang 0/10
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Consider it done big boy

    :laugh:

    This is serious business and I do not appreciate your belittling of my situation.

    I didn't know your situation was little. I hereby retract my offer.
  • BaconWagon
    BaconWagon Posts: 138 Member
    Consider it done big boy

    :laugh:

    This is serious business and I do not appreciate your belittling of my situation.

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Would not bang 0/10

    Would bang! Bang! Bang!
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    hFB9029D8
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member


    Wait, you're wearing crocs...


    UNDATABLE!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member


    Wait, you're wearing crocs...


    UNDATABLE!

    You guys have snow 3-4 months out if the year, we have 90*+ temps 6 months...

    Don't hate the playa, hate the game...
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR
    Well I'm out. I like to keep my options open.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR

    You're looking for a hobbit?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR
    Well I'm out. I like to keep my options open.

    Once you go whack, you never go back...
  • man_in_drag
    man_in_drag Posts: 169
    Don't go looking, just let us come











    to you.
  • nygiants1313
    nygiants1313 Posts: 120
    gym...beach...gay clubs,,,,what is your job like? are there other men there....maybe xmas shopping since xmas is on its way...idk just go out and talk to people...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR

    You're looking for a hobbit?

    Depends. Can you cook?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR

    You're looking for a hobbit?

    Depends. Can you cook?


    Yes I can. How do you like your steak? (Please say in tube please say in a tube)
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR

    You're looking for a hobbit?

    Depends. Can you cook?


    Yes I can. How do you like your steak? (Please say in tube please say in a tube)

    Breaded and deep fried and smothered on gravy.
  • man_in_drag
    man_in_drag Posts: 169
    Depends the kind you want. Go to clubs for sex partners and one niters.

    Nope, looking for LTR

    You're looking for a hobbit?

    Depends. Can you cook?


    Yes I can. How do you like your steak? (Please say in tube please say in a tube)

    in a tube
  • nygiants1313
    nygiants1313 Posts: 120
    i give you advice you ignore...good luck on the search peace
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I don't really qualify to apply for the position, but I can tell you I generally have good luck at prisons!! I hope you find what you're looking for!!!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    gym...beach...gay clubs,,,,what is your job like? are there other men there....maybe xmas shopping since xmas is on its way...idk just go out and talk to people...

    I would add a local art gallery or museum to that. I met a lot of great people while my wife worked for an art council (this was just a silly parody thread and I apologize for any offense to my kidding)
  • tlou5
    tlou5 Posts: 497 Member
    Go to the thread entitled best place to find a GF and apply (only if you are 7.5 or above though)
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Once again......farmers only.com!!! You dont have to be lonely at farmers only.com. but please shower first!!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Once again......farmers only.com!!! You dont have to be lonely at farmers only.com. but please shower first!!

    I thought the smell of bailing hay was cologne to my target audience...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Go to the thread entitled best place to find a GF and apply (only if you are 7.5 or above though)

    That guy is pretty hot...and he fishes too...huge plus...
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    TOPIC: Best place to find a BF? by _John_

    This place is female dominated, so I know my odds are not great...

    Well...

    ...this post is gay.


    ETA: Connect-the-dots clarity lest I be misunderstood.

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