What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?

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  • tracypurple
    tracypurple Posts: 9 Member
    oh my god.. they know absolutly nothing about me.. and i still live with them...
    1.that I drink
    2.I'm pansexual
    3.that I'm not a virgin
    4.that im agnostic
    5.that i have even ever kissed anyone
    6. that I'm increasingly more liberal
    7.that i spent a weekend at a nudist resort

    and these are just the things im willing to share with strangers lol
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Not a thing. My parents aren't judgmental at all so I never felt a need to hide anything.

    ETA: Taking notes... :wink:
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    My man and I are in a full-time BDSM relationship with a DD/lg dynamic... I love it and it works well for us but I know know day I'm going to slip up and call him Daddy in front of my mom :indifferent:
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    I'm Atheist and Liberal. My mom would probably *kitten* herself if she knew either of these things.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    oh my god.. they know absolutly nothing about me.. and i still live with them...
    1.that I drink
    2.I'm pansexual
    3.that I'm not a virgin
    4.that im agnostic
    5.that i have even ever kissed anyone
    6. that I'm increasingly more liberal
    7.that i spent a weekend at a nudist resort

    and these are just the things im willing to share with strangers lol

    yep, pretty sure I could check off pansexual too. Jeez, if my mom knew how to use the internet, I would have a lot of explaining to do.
  • scot30316
    scot30316 Posts: 169 Member
    That I took acid over 150 times while I lived at home.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I don't think anything would surprise my mom. She knows a LOT about me.

    My dad might be a little shocked or surprised about some things, but I kind of doubt it. Now but especially when I was younger, I think he always tended to assume I was a bit wilder than I am.

    I think a lot of people in my life would be surprised to learn about the lack of romance/intimacy in my former marriage and the huge, wonderful surplus of both in my current marriage. But that is no one's business of course ;-)
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I'm 45 years old and just finally admitted my my mom (last year) that my belly button is pierced. LOL
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    That I'm bi. Never telling.

    LOL evidently I'm very bad at hiding things because my Mom learned this long ago stumbling onto my porn stash. Luckily, I have a good open relationship with my Mom and she's very understanding. Not much my parents would be surprised about I've been pretty honest about most everything.
    Lol, that's why mine was hidden online. Didn't have a ghost drive at the time :P


    You're a youngin this was still VHS days
    Okay, there must have been some part of the wall where you could have hidden that. If you really want to stash something, you will carve out areas around your house lol
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    My affection for Shibari and spankings with DD/lg mixed in
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    My affection for Shibari and spankings

    With sexy arms like those, I hope you like giving the spankings, too!
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    My affection for Shibari and spankings with DD/lg mixed in

    Whoo! DD/lg pride! :heart: haha :)
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    That the jig is up. I am fairly certain I was adopted.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    That I'm bi. Never telling.

    LOL evidently I'm very bad at hiding things because my Mom learned this long ago stumbling onto my porn stash. Luckily, I have a good open relationship with my Mom and she's very understanding. Not much my parents would be surprised about I've been pretty honest about most everything.
    Lol, that's why mine was hidden online. Didn't have a ghost drive at the time :P

    That I'm bi. Never telling.
    Are you sure it would be a surprise to them?
    Yes.

    I'm bi as well...I like lesbians and straight women. We have so much in common!

    So many lesbian men these days!
  • LordOberon
    LordOberon Posts: 73 Member
    oh my god.. they know absolutly nothing about me.. and i still live with them...
    1.that I drink
    2.I'm pansexual
    3.that I'm not a virgin
    4.that im agnostic
    5.that i have even ever kissed anyone
    6. that I'm increasingly more liberal
    7.that i spent a weekend at a nudist resort

    and these are just the things im willing to share with strangers lol

    Might want to start with the profile pic and go from there. Ha! :drinker:

    Did you do that yourself because it is pretty awesome.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    oh my god.. they know absolutly nothing about me.. and i still live with them...
    1.that I drink
    2.I'm pansexual
    3.that I'm not a virgin
    4.that im agnostic
    5.that i have even ever kissed anyone
    6. that I'm increasingly more liberal
    7.that i spent a weekend at a nudist resort

    and these are just the things im willing to share with strangers lol

    I must be old or just plain naive...I had to look up "pansexual"

    yep, pretty sure I could check off pansexual too. Jeez, if my mom knew how to use the internet, I would have a lot of explaining to do.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    oh my god.. they know absolutly nothing about me.. and i still live with them...
    1.that I drink
    2.I'm pansexual
    3.that I'm not a virgin
    4.that im agnostic
    5.that i have even ever kissed anyone
    6. that I'm increasingly more liberal
    7.that i spent a weekend at a nudist resort

    and these are just the things im willing to share with strangers lol



    yep, pretty sure I could check off pansexual too. Jeez, if my mom knew how to use the internet, I would have a lot of explaining to do.
    I must be old or just plain naive...I had to look up "pansexual"


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    No shame in that! Education is always a good thing.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Well, I tried to fix the quoting too, but I failed.

    nevermind. I got it!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    That I don't use real lard in my biscuits anymore!
    gillie-sorry.gif
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 741 Member
    That I'm an athiest

    Do you come from a religious family?

    VERY!
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    That I'm bi. Never telling.

    This.
    My sister knows, but only because she stumbled upon a situation...
  • tracypurple
    tracypurple Posts: 9 Member
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  • tracypurple
    tracypurple Posts: 9 Member
    oh my god.. they know absolutly nothing about me.. and i still live with them...
    1.that I drink
    2.I'm pansexual
    3.that I'm not a virgin
    4.that im agnostic
    5.that i have even ever kissed anyone
    6. that I'm increasingly more liberal
    7.that i spent a weekend at a nudist resort

    and these are just the things im willing to share with strangers lol

    Might want to start with the profile pic and go from there. Ha! :drinker:

    Did you do that yourself because it is pretty awesome.

    thanks! and yup, im a face and body painter.. one of the few things my parents do indeed know about me... i spend my time painting bodies in bars and events, traveling all over the state for events, i went to freaking mardi gras in new orleans... i find it hilarious how innocent my mom thinks i am.. and i know she does because i have over heard her talking about me lol
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    My parents would be surprised at my lack of self confidence, and the fact that even though I seem like the boss in every situation I really am not. I'm terrified most of the time.
    I think it would surprise them to know that I am slowly changing my mind about them being bad parents (does this happen to everyone?!) And that I think they were just doing the best they could at the time.

    I haven't any saucy secrets though- nothing in that regard would shock them- they are been-there-done-that type of people.

    They would probably be shocked that I can finally do push-ups :)
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Nothing.... tell her everything.

    +1

    My father is dead, but my mother, all 91 years of her, is one of the most "with-it" people I know. If I were gay, or to become a Republican, or just about everything else mentioned so far, my mom would be the first person I would tell. She draws the line at violence, but short of that she would not be shocked. Indeed, back in the early 60's mom could not understand why American were so hung up on people's sexual orientation. She does not speak kindly of a former Vice President over this very issue.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Not anything I can think of.
  • gabrielleelliott90
    gabrielleelliott90 Posts: 854 Member
    That I'm bi. Never telling.

    Same. Only one of my friends and now everyone reading this knows lol.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    So based on this unscientific survey about 15% of women are bisexual and another 5% are pansexual...maybe more because that's just the percentage that haven't told their parents
  • Fit_Mama84
    Fit_Mama84 Posts: 234 Member
    I'm 45 years old and just finally admitted my my mom (last year) that my belly button is pierced. LOL

    haha! My mom and I got our belly buttons pierced together :)
  • Loss4TheWin
    Loss4TheWin Posts: 249
    I'm a very very open minded person, which is why I'm SHOCKED at the amount of things I've had to google on this thread. Pansexual and DD/lg to name a few. I feel so sheltered. Not that I'm at all bothered by either (actually, DD/lg sounds kind of intriguing), just disappointed that I'm apparently so out of touch. :ohwell:

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