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Women...what breast size is acceptable to you?

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  • Posts: 933 Member
    Unlike most women...I like getting objectified. Please go on.
    You need to take it off so I can objectify you better.
  • Posts: 355 Member

    No, you're too busy sending your junk to unsuspecting recipients via pm. Beware ladies...major creepo

    The Prime Minister is ready.
  • Posts: 1,270 Member
    So I messaged you just to chat but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well,
    end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids,
    but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really
    good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside
    affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

    *hits refresh. refresh. refresh.*

    No new message in PM Box.

    : (
  • Posts: 314 Member
    Take it off take it off!
  • Posts: 1,270 Member
    Okay I took it off, what now?
  • Posts: 355 Member
    Okay I took it off, what now?
    Grab a spoon, take a picture of your chest while clenching your *kitten* cheeks.

    Post to this thread.

    Profit?
  • Okay I took it off, what now?

    What's that they say? O yeah, pics or it didn't happen. Waiting patiently.....
  • Posts: 1,482 Member
    Am I large enough? Maybe too big? I haz a wonderful personality to make up for it : )

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    This size, yes, definitely, this size :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 144 Member
    A story of Syren and the moobs:

    She found this one too big

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    This one just WRONG in soooo many ways

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    But the third one she found just right

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    :wink:
  • Posts: 1,270 Member
    Grab a spoon, take a picture of your chest while clenching your *kitten* cheeks.

    Post to this thread.

    Profit?

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    My spoon has peanut butter on it. Won't that skew the proportions? But I am clenching, notice the furled forehead.
  • Posts: 10,524 Member
    Wrong post
  • What?. Its the content of the woman. Breast size should mean nothing towards acceptable or not. That would be a shallow male there that would base acceptability on Brest size!


    ..............*facepalm*
  • Posts: 355 Member

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    My spoon has peanut butter on it. Won't that skew the proportions? But I am clenching, notice the furled forehead.

    OP delivers.

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  • Posts: 2,516 Member
    What?. Its the content of the woman. Breast size should mean nothing towards acceptable or not. That would be a shallow male there that would base acceptability on Brest size!

    For real?!?! :noway: :grumble:
  • As long as I can get my mouth around your nipples, I am in, I like to bite ;)
  • Posts: 355 Member
    As long as I can get my mouth around your nipples, I am in, I like to bite ;)

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  • Posts: 1,118 Member
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  • Seriously.... I need a better view to make an informed decision.

    This!
  • Just right:)
    And no one can see your personality...so no need to mention it. Yayyyy people being objects!
  • Posts: 2,232 Member

    dd_zpsa3e9a482.jpg

    My spoon has peanut butter on it. Won't that skew the proportions? But I am clenching, notice the furled forehead.

    Let me lick that clean for you.
  • Posts: 355 Member
    Let me lick that clean for you.

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  • Posts: 3,661 Member

    Apparently some do. The contrary is far worse in my opinion

    subjectified?
  • Posts: 1,270 Member

    Let me lick that clean for you.

    Muahahaha...don't expect a kiss afterward.
  • Posts: 355 Member

    Let me lick that clean for you.
    Muahahaha...don't expect a kiss afterward.

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  • Bahahaha...yes ladies, let's get weird.
  • Posts: 2,232 Member

    Muahahaha...don't expect a kiss afterward.

    Wait, who said anything about kissing? There are so many other fun things to do....we should just skip to that instead.
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