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    Don't stop believing

    Posts: 239 Member
    edited February 9 in Introduce Yourself
    Hello there! I've been on here for quite some time off and on, and need to take my game to the next level of awesomeness. I like fun interaction, with a dose of quality fitness dedication to keep me on track. Like I said I’ve been on here for a while over a year off and on. So I’m pretty familiar to the “lay of the land” so to speak. I've had friends that would always start out strong then taper off and leave me to do all the motivating which makes it a dull time, for me anyways. But this time around I've composed a list of things that I feel would qualify you as an awesome match my friends list needs so feel free to add me as you see fit, but please at least meet one of my qualifying criteria

    QUALIFYING:
    -Born after 1901 but before 1995
    -Have been running on the side of a road about to pass out from exhaustion, but see someone coming toward you so you speed up to try to look good.
    -Drove more than 150 miles to run in a 3.10 mile race
    - You've tried to seduce someone from across the bar by making eye contact, then as you bring your cocktail to your mouth, you have a hard time searching for that little red straw the bartender put in your drink with your tongue for over 1 minute.
    -You've taken over 30 flavored powder packs out of the ramen noodles, filling it all into the shower head at the gym leaving the next person with a chicken aromatherapy shower.
    -At least 2.5’ tall
    -At least 9’12” short
    -Have logged a tic-tac into your MFP diary
    -Get ticked off when you open your food package only to realize you ripped the bar code and now have to manually look it up.
    -Have looked up “coitus” as valid cardio activity in the MFP archives.
    -Worn a heart rate monitor during coitus.
    - Had to look up the definition of coitus.
    -Ate past your daily calorie count but still submitted it anyway willing to accept the ridicule of your peers.
    -Sing “don’t stop believing” every time you see someone write “journey” in their profile.
    -Have MFP minimized on your screen at work.
    -Ran on the treadmill in your bedroom naked
    -Have taken 2,134 aerial selfies of yourself to find that perfect pose for you to make you profile pic.
    - Refuse to take a duck face profile pic
    - Tried to use muscle milk as a creamer for your coffee
    -Drank coffee before a morning run only to realize by mile 1.5 that you shouldn't have.

    So in closing if you meet any of these criteria and need a dedicated/ somewhat knowledgeable accountabilabuddy then please add me now operators are standing by!

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    • Posts: 239 Member
      Bump
    • Posts: 1,074 Member
      LMAO

      So do I have to meet all or just one of these qualifications?!
    • Posts: 239 Member
      One will do. I'm not that needy.
    • Posts: 1,074 Member
      Good to know- I think we may be a good fit! ;)
    • Posts: 14 Member
      Very funny post..great humor!
    • Posts: 150 Member
      Read my profile. It'll make you want to sing. xD
    • Posts: 389 Member
      Ok, this made me giggle and the title of the post made me sing in my head.. love that song lol.
    • Posts: 1,956 Member
      One will do. I'm not that needy.
      You sure?
    • Posts: 84 Member
      Muscle Milk is an EXCELLENT choice of coffee creamer. I had MFP minimized at work until I read this. Now I will minimize again.
    • Posts: 895 Member
      Hello there! I've been on here for quite some time off and on, and need to take my game to the next level of awesomeness. I like fun interaction, with a dose of quality fitness dedication to keep me on track. Like I said I’ve been on here for a while over a year off and on. So I’m pretty familiar to the “lay of the land” so to speak. I've had friends that would always start out strong then taper off and leave me to do all the motivating which makes it a dull time, for me anyways. But this time around I've composed a list of things that I feel would qualify you as an awesome match my friends list needs so feel free to add me as you see fit, but please at least meet one of my qualifying criteria

      QUALIFYING:
      -Born after 1901 but before 1995
      -Have been running on the side of a road about to pass out from exhaustion, but see someone coming toward you so you speed up to try to look good.
      -Drove more than 150 miles to run in a 3.10 mile race
      - You've tried to seduce someone from across the bar by making eye contact, then as you bring your cocktail to your mouth, you have a hard time searching for that little red straw the bartender put in your drink with your tongue for over 1 minute.
      -You've taken over 30 flavored powder packs out of the ramen noodles, filling it all into the shower head at the gym leaving the next person with a chicken aromatherapy shower.
      -At least 2.5’ tall
      -At least 9’12” short
      -Have logged a tic-tac into your MFP diary
      -Get ticked off when you open your food package only to realize you ripped the bar code and now have to manually look it up.
      -Have looked up “coitus” as valid cardio activity in the MFP archives.
      -Worn a heart rate monitor during coitus.
      - Had to look up the definition of coitus.
      -Ate past your daily calorie count but still submitted it anyway willing to accept the ridicule of your peers.
      -Sing “don’t stop believing” every time you see someone write “journey” in their profile.
      -Have MFP minimized on your screen at work.
      -Ran on the treadmill in your bedroom naked
      -Have taken 2,134 aerial selfies of yourself to find that perfect pose for you to make you profile pic.
      - Refuse to take a duck face profile pic
      - Tried to use muscle milk as a creamer for your coffee
      -Drank coffee before a morning run only to realize by mile 1.5 that you shouldn't have.

      So in closing if you meet any of these criteria and need a dedicated/ somewhat knowledgeable accountabilabuddy then please add me now operators are standing by!


      And THIS, my dear friend, is why you will ALWAYS be on my FL. Anyone who loves sarcastic witty people who are truly fitness minded and inspirational, add this guy!!

      Can't

      Stop

      Laughing!!

      Particularly because I'm guilty of 75% of this!!!!
    • Posts: 1,791 Member
      Well now. I'll have THAT song in my head forever now, won't I? Thanks, man. Thanks a lot...
    • Posts: 239 Member
      Just doin my part to keep you motivated.
    • Posts: 216
      Yes! I finally know WTF coitus means! And now I realize what all I've missed out on. Bummer.

      I kept thinking they wanted me to go buy them some really expensive seafood delicatessen.
    • Posts: 1,572 Member
      Hold on to that feelin'
      Streetlights, people
      Don't stop believin'
      Hold on to that feelin'
      Streetlights, people
    • Posts: 259 Member
      lmao
    • Posts: 239 Member
      Read my profile. It'll make you want to sing. xD

      I can't your profile is private
    • Posts: 1,074 Member
      show previous quotes
      You sure?

      Don't let him fool you!!! ;-P
    • Posts: 239 Member
      Journey_zps1e69a760.jpg
    • Posts: 497 Member
      Aww, I thought this post was about Journey. :0(

      I haven't logged a tic tac so I guess I'll have to tap out. :0)
    • Posts: 21,378 Member
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      I'm good for 10 of these, but now, i just throw out the red straw. F'n straw...
    • Posts: 629 Member
      LOL Funny Journey is playing on the overhead at work right now!!
    • Posts: 326 Member
      In with about 12 on your list .

      One tic tac, 2 calories. Coitus, doesn't burn as much as you'd think... Or maybe I'm not doing it right?
    • Posts: 216
      In with about 12 on your list .

      One tic tac, 2 calories. Coitus, doesn't burn as much as you'd think... Or maybe I'm not doing it right?

      Well, you can't just lay there like a dead fish. :laugh:
    • Posts: 326 Member
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      Well, you can't just lay there like a dead fish. :laugh:

      Thanks for the tip..
    • Posts: 895 Member
      ae8uu1.jpg

      Speaking of Journey, I kinda have a thing for hair. Can you post a pic of yourself, OP, so I can see if we are a good fit?
    • Posts: 239 Member
      ae8uu1.jpg

      Speaking of Journey, I kinda have a thing for hair. Can you post a pic of yourself, OP, so I can see if we are a good fit?

      Unfortunately I've never had hair past my ears (military) But the dude second from the right in that pic has epic hair!
    • Posts: 2,019 Member
      Just a small town girl. . .

      Just a city boy. . .

      Darn you, OP!
    • Posts: 895 Member
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      Unfortunately I've never had hair past my ears (military) But the dude second from the right in that pic has epic hair!


      Too much party not enough business.

      I prefer mullet far left. A little more professional.
    • Posts: 34 Member
      I'm good for 9 on the list…and I had the biggest crush on Neal Schon back in the day, but now he is just creepy.

      Not sure if that confession helped or hurt me in this endeavor to make the FL :embarassed:
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