Don't do this.. Please

I made this up on my main wall for my MFP friends and thought I would share it with everyone. Please don't critisize it. I did my best here :D

(this is to the music "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" song
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫

Ho Ho Ho (all the good girls and boys of MFP) Only 8 more days till Christmas...

so, you better be good,♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better log those fruits and veggies tonight. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ for Santa Clause is watching YOUUuuu. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if you've been cheating, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if your a sneak, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ he knows if you take a bite... of that Great Big BROWNIE tonight.... SOOOooo, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ya better be good, you better, eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Ya better not do no binging tonight, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Cause Santa Clause is coming to town.
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  • Saree1902
    Saree1902 Posts: 611 Member
    Here's my attempt...

    Kettle bells kettle bells
    Swinging all the way
    Oh what fun it is to sweat
    On a cold wet winters’ day

    HEY!

    Kettle bells kettle bells
    Swinging all the way
    Oh what fun it is to sweat
    All the snacks and treats away
  • RaineyLaney
    RaineyLaney Posts: 605 Member
    Here's my attempt...

    Kettle bells kettle bells
    Swinging all the way
    Oh what fun it is to sweat
    On a cold wet winters’ day

    HEY!

    Kettle bells kettle bells
    Swinging all the way
    Oh what fun it is to sweat
    All the snacks and treats away

    Very cute, like it :D
  • haha both fantastic!
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
    Ohh Elliptical, Ahhh Elliptical.....how lovely are thy resistance! Not only fun at Christmas time, but in the warmest .....time of year!
    Augghhh Elliptical, Grrrrr Elliptical .....how lovely are they resistance!!!!

    My cheesy attempt!

    They are all very cute!

    Merry Christmas!!! :)
  • YouHadMyCuriosity
    YouHadMyCuriosity Posts: 218 Member
    Deadlifts suck, front squats suck,
    Soreness is such a pain...
    But, oh, how, can you stop,
    When you just want to lift again?

    Oh, skating's fun,
    Walking's, fun,
    Swimming all the way!
    But dear lord,
    Please don't make,
    Me run this gosh darn day!

    Hey!

    Painful yells,
    My BO smells,
    My husband's hit the hay
    While I just lift,
    And I just grunt,
    All the life long day, hey!

    Jogging through the streets,
    With my Ipod blaring loud,
    Oh what fun it is to shrink,
    And make myself so proud!

    Hey!

    Kettlebells, walnut shells,
    Lift some ******ing steel,
    Eat some foods,
    To nourish thyself,
    It's a wonderful effing deal!

    Low cal diets blow,
    I'd rather lose weight slow,
    Oh what fun, it is to tone,
    While your friends just ask "how!?"

    ...Take this with a grain of salt, I've had a couple glasses of wine ;) (They fit my macros, psshh)
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Love all of these LOL
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
    Well done to all and thanks for the early morning smile :bigsmile:
  • RaineyLaney
    RaineyLaney Posts: 605 Member
    Deadlifts suck, front squats suck,
    Soreness is such a pain...
    But, oh, how, can you stop,
    When you just want to lift again?

    Oh, skating's fun,
    Walking's, fun,
    Swimming all the way!
    But dear lord,
    Please don't make,
    Me run this gosh darn day!

    Hey!

    Painful yells,
    My BO smells,
    My husband's hit the hay
    While I just lift,
    And I just grunt,
    All the life long day, hey!

    Jogging through the streets,
    With my Ipod blaring loud,
    Oh what fun it is to shrink,
    And make myself so proud!

    Hey!

    Kettlebells, walnut shells,
    Lift some ******ing steel,
    Eat some foods,
    To nourish thyself,
    It's a wonderful effing deal!

    Low cal diets blow,
    I'd rather lose weight slow,
    Oh what fun, it is to tone,
    While your friends just ask "how!?"

    ...Take this with a grain of salt, I've had a couple glasses of wine ;) (They fit my macros, psshh)

    Well wine or not, this was great :) Thanks for the chuckles so early in the morning :D
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
    These are great! Fab job with the "carols" this morning!! :drinker:
  • Whereismycoffee
    Whereismycoffee Posts: 130 Member
    Well done all... Thanks for my morning chuckle and my early Christmas carols.
  • alechua
    alechua Posts: 224 Member
    aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! you guys are awesome!!
  • bf43005
    bf43005 Posts: 287
    Those were all very funny. Thanks for a good morning laugh.
  • aimeemarie150
    aimeemarie150 Posts: 354 Member
    Silent night, lonely night....
    All is calm, that's alright....
    It's late at the gym, and it's only me here....
    Free to grunt loudly, without....
    Setting off the lunk alarm
  • adorable_aly
    adorable_aly Posts: 398 Member
    My my it seems that MFP is brimming with talented poets.
  • ellybeann
    ellybeann Posts: 122 Member
    They are all awesome, thanks for the morning giggle, Im gonna have to share a few with friends on facebook....Thanks
  • MeredithDeVoe
    MeredithDeVoe Posts: 31 Member
    (tune: Silent Night)

    Tavasana, Chattaranga
    Inhale now, Exhale ahhhh
    Twist your body to unnatural shapes
    Don't let it show on your blissful face
    Shoulders away from your eeeeeeeears
    Shoulders away from your ears.

    Folding down, arching back
    Downward dog, upward cat
    Muscles tremble and sweat drips down
    She looks so graceful, I feel like a clown
    Lord, I hope this pays ooooooffffff
    Lord, I sure hope this pays off.

    Gaze to the left, bend to the right
    Balance here, buttocks tight
    Find that point of release and grace
    Stronger and longer in your quiet place
    Warriors surrender in peeeeeeeeeeeace
    Warriors surrender in peace.

    :)
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Ho Ho Ho (all the good girls and boys of MFP) Only 8 more days till Christmas...

    so, you better be good,♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better log those fruits and veggies tonight. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ for Santa Clause is watching YOUUuuu. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if you've been cheating, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if your a sneak, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ he knows if you take a bite... of that Great Big BROWNIE tonight.... SOOOooo, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ya better be good, you better, eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Ya better not do no binging tonight, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Cause Santa Clause is coming to town.

    So, what you're saying is that we SHOULD binge tonight? (Double negative)
  • Xenophonica
    Xenophonica Posts: 79 Member
    Love these, following!
  • schmetterling1
    schmetterling1 Posts: 130 Member
    This is the one I made up last year.

    Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    I think I'm going a little crazy, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Hiding in the corner and eating all the chocolate, Nom nom nom nom....
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    okay, I'm Debbie Downer, but this probably belongs in Chit Chat...

    That being said...

    THESE ARE JUST TOO CUTE!!! Nice job, all! :laugh: