How to attract women, fail safe tested method

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  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    u mirin?

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    Shudder. Way too much creepiness going on there.

    Right? They have the faces of like 12 yr old children and the bodies of 14 yr olds. Blech.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    Now that is a great movie.

    And I loved the song Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now!!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member

    a scene from Inflatable Dolls Gone Wild!

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    The look on the guy in the green back there makes me think he is contmeplating whether or not he can grab one and run fast enough to get lucky with it.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member

    a scene from Inflatable Dolls Gone Wild!

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    The look on the guy in the green back there makes me think he is contmeplating whether or not he can grab one and run fast enough to get lucky with it.

    no, no, no you have got it all wrong... He is covering his mouth in disgust at the things that have done to all of the dolls in that pile.
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    That looks to be about 2400 calories worth of nuts...
  • tomgonz60
    tomgonz60 Posts: 2
    To attract woman, you must be Neat and clean, and be confident enough
    to approach and have some conversation with each other, and when having
    a conversation keep it fresh and funny, in that way you could prolong the conversation.

    my name is Tom of
    startattracting . net
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    -nvm- lol
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member
    To attract woman, you must be Neat and clean, and be confident enough
    to approach and have some conversation with each other, and when having
    a conversation keep it fresh and funny, in that way you could prolong the conversation.

    my name is Tom of
    startattracting . net
    I'd say an inflatable sex doll is way more effective.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member

    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    If you put a beer tap in her mouth it would be the perfect man-cave accessory.
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member

    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    If you put a beer tap in her mouth it would be the perfect man-cave accessory.
    HAHA!

    That just cracked me up.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    This conversation :)
  • tattygun
    tattygun Posts: 447 Member
    u mirin?

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    Awww look at his face!

    This has made my day.
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Ok so yesterday we went to the monkey sanctuary, I inadvertently discovered that the way to get all the monkeys no matter how absorbed they are in what they are doing, how uninterested in life and people in general they may appear, there is a way to make them come to you and ignore all the other people, have a toy monkey with you...total result.

    So men, if you want similar success with women, carry around an inflatable sex doll and you are sure to attract them in their hundreds

    This has been tested on animals so must be true

    I have video evidence

    Any results beyond the initial crowding around you may depend on your own behaviour and I accept no responsibility for any injuries etc as a result of the volume of women, I also suggest you carry a stick for your own protection

    OK! Iam going to try this at the next BINGO Parlor I go to. Will keep you updated!
  • RainingAngels
    RainingAngels Posts: 3
    Ok so yesterday we went to the monkey sanctuary, I inadvertently discovered that the way to get all the monkeys no matter how absorbed they are in what they are doing, how uninterested in life and people in general they may appear, there is a way to make them come to you and ignore all the other people, have a toy monkey with you...total result.

    So men, if you want similar success with women, carry around an inflatable sex doll and you are sure to attract them in their hundreds

    This has been tested on animals so must be true

    I have video evidence

    Any results beyond the initial crowding around you may depend on your own behaviour and I accept no responsibility for any injuries etc as a result of the volume of women, I also suggest you carry a stick for your own protection

    Are you sure they were attracted to you and not to the inflatable sex doll? lol

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