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  • kristen2713
    kristen2713 Posts: 253 Member
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    Hahaha!! Love it!!
  • kristen2713
    kristen2713 Posts: 253 Member
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    okay, I'm Debbie Downer, but this probably belongs in Chit Chat...

    That being said...

    THESE ARE JUST TOO CUTE!!! Nice job, all! :laugh:

    And Debbie Downer, WHERE did you get that sweater!!???!??!?!?! I want one!!! :D
  • acogg
    acogg Posts: 1,871 Member
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    It's beginning to look a lot like fitness
    Ev'rywhere you go;
    Take a look at my fives-and-tens, lifting once again
    With lunges and squats all low.

    It's beginning to look a lot like fitness,
    Work until you're sore
    But the prettiest sight to see are the abs that soon will be
    On your own strong core.

    Forgive me, I couldn't resist. LOL!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    okay, I'm Debbie Downer, but this probably belongs in Chit Chat...

    That being said...

    THESE ARE JUST TOO CUTE!!! Nice job, all! :laugh:

    And Debbie Downer, WHERE did you get that sweater!!???!??!?!?! I want one!!! :D

    LOL I bought the sweater at Walmart, made the 'sleeves' out of felt & fuzz, and put the gloves and stuff on it with hot glue.

    So, to prove I'm not a total Debbie Downer, here's my contribution...
    (to the tune of "White Christmas")

    I'm dreaming of a thin Christmas
    just like the ones that used to be,
    where my belly isn't constricted
    and my thigh rubbing friction
    doesn't set fire to the tree.

    I'm dreaming of a thin Christmas
    with every visit to the gym.
    May my butt never jiggle again
    and may all your Christmases be thin!
  • Saramelie
    Saramelie Posts: 308 Member
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    Time to produce a MFP CD!! :-P
  • daniellemm1
    daniellemm1 Posts: 465 Member
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    I wish there was alike button for this!!! Thanks for sharing :)
  • determined_erin
    determined_erin Posts: 571 Member
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    lol So cute!
  • burlingtongrl
    burlingtongrl Posts: 327 Member
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    These are all fantastic. Thanks for posting them.:happy:
  • SlinkyAndHerAmazingBunsOfSteel
    SlinkyAndHerAmazingBunsOfSteel Posts: 434 Member
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    Love them!!! Here's mine...

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    ♪♬ Christmas is coming, ♪♬
    ♪♬Slinky's getting fat! ♪♬
    ♪♬ Please put a mince pie ♪♬
    ♪♬ in Slinky's Christmas hat! ♪♬
    ♪♬ If you haven't any mince pies, ♪♬
    ♪♬ some chocolates will do! ♪♬
    ♪♬ If you haven't any chocolates ♪♬
    ♪♬ then SHAME ON YOU!!! ♪♬
    :bigsmile:
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    Please don't mess with the best.
    http://youtu.be/d2CkFIssuOw
  • Saree1902
    Saree1902 Posts: 611 Member
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    couldn't resist another one....slightly wishful thinking still for some of it...

    (To Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)

    Sarah the running junkie
    Had a very shiny nose
    And like a real lady
    She didn’t sweat she would just “glow”

    All of the lorry drivers
    Used to laugh and call her names
    They didn’t get the appeal
    Of running in the driving rain!

    The one foggy winter’s day
    The scales came to say
    Sarah with your clothes so bright
    You are getting really light

    Then how the Thin Dress smiled
    As it shouted out with glee
    Sarah the running junkie
    You will soon be wearing me!
  • Headingforhealthier
    Headingforhealthier Posts: 85
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    It's beginning to look a lot like fitness
    Ev'rywhere you go;
    Take a look at my fives-and-tens, lifting once again
    With lunges and squats all low.

    It's beginning to look a lot like fitness,
    Work until you're sore
    But the prettiest sight to see are the abs that soon will be
    On your own strong core.

    Forgive me, I couldn't resist. LOL!

    Best one so far. Love it.
  • vegan4lyfe2012
    vegan4lyfe2012 Posts: 1,135 Member
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    THESE ARE ALL FANTASTIC!!!
  • KombuchaCat
    KombuchaCat Posts: 834 Member
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    So cute!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I made this up on my main wall for my MFP friends and thought I would share it with everyone. Please don't critisize it. I did my best here :D

    (this is to the music "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" song
    ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫

    Ho Ho Ho (all the good girls and boys of MFP) Only 8 more days till Christmas...

    so, you better be good,♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better log those fruits and veggies tonight. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ for Santa Clause is watching YOUUuuu. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if you've been cheating, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if your a sneak, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ he knows if you take a bite... of that Great Big BROWNIE tonight.... SOOOooo, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ya better be good, you better, eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Ya better not do no binging tonight, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Cause Santa Clause is coming to town.

    Hey OP,
    Still worried about criticism? :bigsmile:


    I agree that we need an MFP Christmas compilation.
  • fpelletier
    fpelletier Posts: 365 Member
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    These are Awesome!!!
  • acogg
    acogg Posts: 1,871 Member
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    Said the vegan to the paleo
    Do you eat what I eat
    (Do you eat what I eat)
    Grazing through your meals, paleo
    Do you eat what I eat
    (Do you eat what I eat)
    A soy, a soy
    Carrots, spinach and kale
    With a juice as green as a pea
    With a juice as green as a pea
  • RaineyLaney
    RaineyLaney Posts: 605 Member
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    I made this up on my main wall for my MFP friends and thought I would share it with everyone. Please don't critisize it. I did my best here :D

    (this is to the music "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" song
    ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫

    Ho Ho Ho (all the good girls and boys of MFP) Only 8 more days till Christmas...

    so, you better be good,♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ better log those fruits and veggies tonight. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ for Santa Clause is watching YOUUuuu. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if you've been cheating, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ He knows if your a sneak, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ he knows if you take a bite... of that Great Big BROWNIE tonight.... SOOOooo, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ ya better be good, you better, eat right, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Ya better not do no binging tonight, ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫ Cause Santa Clause is coming to town.

    Hey OP,
    Still worried about criticism? :bigsmile:


    I agree that we need an MFP Christmas compilation.

    Um, nope, ha ha, These are all so great, glad others added to the jingles. Gratz to all of you, love reading all the talented posts :) (and the comments too)
  • Redmoonstar
    Redmoonstar Posts: 9 Member
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    All of theses are fantastic and you are all so clever well done!!:drinker:

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