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    Gifts for those I hate?

    Posts: 5,797 Member
    edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
    Looking for gift ideas for people I don't like, so that they get the message. Like a battery charger for batteries they don't own, or hemorrhoid cream.

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    • Posts: 265 Member
      Homemade cookies with laxatives baked in? Lol idk
    • Posts: 155
      Nickelback cd?
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      Get them the gag toys from Spencers :)
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      if it's for me... send me money. message will be received loud and clear. in fact, the more money you send, the more hurt i'll be.

      if it's for somebody else... send them the complete Jim Nabors album collection on 8-track tapes.
    • Posts: 243 Member
      :wink: Donate some money in their name ... to a Pet rescue group , would be a lovely gesture and the pets would benefit:flowerforyou: from it .
    • Posts: 341 Member
      :wink: Donate some money in their name ... to a Pet rescue group , would be a lovely gesture and the pets would benefit:flowerforyou: from it .

      Or donate to an organization they hate.

      The other thing you could get them: tofu bacon. DOOOOO EEEEETTTTTTT!
    • Posts: 1,298 Member
      fruitcake
    • Posts: 3,488 Member
      get an empty box. tape it up good maybe through in smelly something. wrap it then give it
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      .....if they have children, get their children a drumset each.
    • Posts: 1,624 Member
      Showgirls, the Director's cut, Blu-Ray, extended edition.
    • Posts: 5,797 Member
      Showgirls, the Director's cut, Blu-Ray, extended edition.

      YES!

      There would be no question whatsoever that I hate the recipient of this gift. This is exactly the idea I was looking for. Thank you!!!!

      Now that I've got my mother in law out of the way, I have a few other people too :-(

      Child porn going too far?
    • Posts: 5,537 Member
      Buy them a Shakeweight.

      Subtle way of letting them know that you think they are fat/out of shape, and completely useless.
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I would make holiday brownies. In the place of chocolate and cocoa, grate up some ex-lax. In place of vegetable oil, use mineral oil. It will take about 12 hours to take effect, but they'll love it.
    • Posts: 8,329 Member
      anything you'd by for a white elephant gift party.

      this year i got a lighted hula hoop. someone else brought a raw pork loin from trader joe's. hahaha.

      just take $5-10 go to some place like ross, marshall, tj maxx, etc and look around in the home section. all kinds of craptastic stuff there for $10 or less.


      what i'll be giving next year will be 10-$1 gift cards at different stores.
    • Posts: 2,290 Member
      Get them those nasty smelling pine cones from Wal-Mart.
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      Ab rocker/doer or something equally ineffective.
    • Posts: 1,311 Member
      Justin Bieber concert tickets.
    • Posts: 2,290 Member
      anything you'd by for a white elephant gift party.

      this year i got a lighted hula hoop. someone else brought a raw pork loin from trader joe's. hahaha.

      just take $5-10 go to some place like ross, marshall, tj maxx, etc and look around in the home section. all kinds of craptastic stuff there for $10 or less.


      what i'll be giving next year will be 10-$1 gift cards at different stores.

      LMFAO! That's hilarious.
    • Posts: 570
      If you just want to be mean to them ....

      get em a used gift card...

      they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
      Buy them a Shakeweight.

      Subtle way of letting them know that you think they are fat/out of shape, and completely useless.

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    • Posts: 5,797 Member
      If you just want to be mean to them ....

      get em a used gift card...

      they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...

      My brother did this to me once. At first I was very, very angry. Then, I lolled.
    • Posts: 570
      show previous quotes

      My brother did this to me once. At first I was very, very angry. Then, I lolled.



      It's the gift that keeps on giving...
    • Posts: 8,329 Member
      If you just want to be mean to them ....

      get em a used gift card...

      they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...

      i like this idea. something that's says i's a $25 gift card but there's only like 50 cents left on it :laugh:
    • Posts: 307
      A chia pet!
    • Posts: 8,329 Member
      Justin Bieber concert tickets.

      best gift ever. they could sell the tickets they got for free and make easy money.
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      Nude pictures of Richard Simmons.
      O.o
      Oh god.
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      Gift certificate for a movie theatre that is 50+ miles away.
    • Posts: 3,730 Member
      If anyone hasn't read the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears, YOU MUST!!!!

      http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC


      I'm wrapping gifts for my sons in these boxes:
      $_35.JPG

      Can hardly wait tho see the confusion & disappointment!!! Yay!!!
    • Posts: 6,833 Member
      poop in a box is a classic.
    • Posts: 570
      VHS movie in an iPad box

      2 shocks in 1 !
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