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Gifts for those I hate?

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
Looking for gift ideas for people I don't like, so that they get the message. Like a battery charger for batteries they don't own, or hemorrhoid cream.
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  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
    Homemade cookies with laxatives baked in? Lol idk
  • captaincharisma24
    captaincharisma24 Posts: 155
    Nickelback cd?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Get them the gag toys from Spencers :)
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    if it's for me... send me money. message will be received loud and clear. in fact, the more money you send, the more hurt i'll be.

    if it's for somebody else... send them the complete Jim Nabors album collection on 8-track tapes.
  • luvmydog2
    luvmydog2 Posts: 243 Member
    :wink: Donate some money in their name ... to a Pet rescue group , would be a lovely gesture and the pets would benefit:flowerforyou: from it .
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    :wink: Donate some money in their name ... to a Pet rescue group , would be a lovely gesture and the pets would benefit:flowerforyou: from it .

    Or donate to an organization they hate.

    The other thing you could get them: tofu bacon. DOOOOO EEEEETTTTTTT!
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    fruitcake
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    get an empty box. tape it up good maybe through in smelly something. wrap it then give it
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    .....if they have children, get their children a drumset each.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Showgirls, the Director's cut, Blu-Ray, extended edition.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Showgirls, the Director's cut, Blu-Ray, extended edition.

    YES!

    There would be no question whatsoever that I hate the recipient of this gift. This is exactly the idea I was looking for. Thank you!!!!

    Now that I've got my mother in law out of the way, I have a few other people too :-(

    Child porn going too far?
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Buy them a Shakeweight.

    Subtle way of letting them know that you think they are fat/out of shape, and completely useless.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I would make holiday brownies. In the place of chocolate and cocoa, grate up some ex-lax. In place of vegetable oil, use mineral oil. It will take about 12 hours to take effect, but they'll love it.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    anything you'd by for a white elephant gift party.

    this year i got a lighted hula hoop. someone else brought a raw pork loin from trader joe's. hahaha.

    just take $5-10 go to some place like ross, marshall, tj maxx, etc and look around in the home section. all kinds of craptastic stuff there for $10 or less.


    what i'll be giving next year will be 10-$1 gift cards at different stores.
  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
    Get them those nasty smelling pine cones from Wal-Mart.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Ab rocker/doer or something equally ineffective.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Justin Bieber concert tickets.
  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
    anything you'd by for a white elephant gift party.

    this year i got a lighted hula hoop. someone else brought a raw pork loin from trader joe's. hahaha.

    just take $5-10 go to some place like ross, marshall, tj maxx, etc and look around in the home section. all kinds of craptastic stuff there for $10 or less.


    what i'll be giving next year will be 10-$1 gift cards at different stores.

    LMFAO! That's hilarious.
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    If you just want to be mean to them ....

    get em a used gift card...

    they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Buy them a Shakeweight.

    Subtle way of letting them know that you think they are fat/out of shape, and completely useless.

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    If you just want to be mean to them ....

    get em a used gift card...

    they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...

    My brother did this to me once. At first I was very, very angry. Then, I lolled.
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    If you just want to be mean to them ....

    get em a used gift card...

    they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...

    My brother did this to me once. At first I was very, very angry. Then, I lolled.



    It's the gift that keeps on giving...
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    If you just want to be mean to them ....

    get em a used gift card...

    they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...

    i like this idea. something that's says i's a $25 gift card but there's only like 50 cents left on it :laugh:
  • Rompers616
    Rompers616 Posts: 307
    A chia pet!
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    Justin Bieber concert tickets.

    best gift ever. they could sell the tickets they got for free and make easy money.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Nude pictures of Richard Simmons.
    O.o
    Oh god.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Gift certificate for a movie theatre that is 50+ miles away.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    If anyone hasn't read the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears, YOU MUST!!!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC


    I'm wrapping gifts for my sons in these boxes:
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    Can hardly wait tho see the confusion & disappointment!!! Yay!!!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    poop in a box is a classic.
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    VHS movie in an iPad box

    2 shocks in 1 !
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