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Gifts for those I hate?

Posts: 5,797 Member
edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
Looking for gift ideas for people I don't like, so that they get the message. Like a battery charger for batteries they don't own, or hemorrhoid cream.

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  • Posts: 265 Member
    Homemade cookies with laxatives baked in? Lol idk
  • Nickelback cd?
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    Get them the gag toys from Spencers :)
  • Posts: 6,129 Member
    if it's for me... send me money. message will be received loud and clear. in fact, the more money you send, the more hurt i'll be.

    if it's for somebody else... send them the complete Jim Nabors album collection on 8-track tapes.
  • Posts: 243 Member
    :wink: Donate some money in their name ... to a Pet rescue group , would be a lovely gesture and the pets would benefit:flowerforyou: from it .
  • Posts: 341 Member
    :wink: Donate some money in their name ... to a Pet rescue group , would be a lovely gesture and the pets would benefit:flowerforyou: from it .

    Or donate to an organization they hate.

    The other thing you could get them: tofu bacon. DOOOOO EEEEETTTTTTT!
  • Posts: 1,298 Member
    fruitcake
  • Posts: 3,488 Member
    get an empty box. tape it up good maybe through in smelly something. wrap it then give it
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    .....if they have children, get their children a drumset each.
  • Posts: 1,624 Member
    Showgirls, the Director's cut, Blu-Ray, extended edition.
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    Showgirls, the Director's cut, Blu-Ray, extended edition.

    YES!

    There would be no question whatsoever that I hate the recipient of this gift. This is exactly the idea I was looking for. Thank you!!!!

    Now that I've got my mother in law out of the way, I have a few other people too :-(

    Child porn going too far?
  • Posts: 5,537 Member
    Buy them a Shakeweight.

    Subtle way of letting them know that you think they are fat/out of shape, and completely useless.
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    I would make holiday brownies. In the place of chocolate and cocoa, grate up some ex-lax. In place of vegetable oil, use mineral oil. It will take about 12 hours to take effect, but they'll love it.
  • Posts: 8,329 Member
    anything you'd by for a white elephant gift party.

    this year i got a lighted hula hoop. someone else brought a raw pork loin from trader joe's. hahaha.

    just take $5-10 go to some place like ross, marshall, tj maxx, etc and look around in the home section. all kinds of craptastic stuff there for $10 or less.


    what i'll be giving next year will be 10-$1 gift cards at different stores.
  • Posts: 2,290 Member
    Get them those nasty smelling pine cones from Wal-Mart.
  • Posts: 2,065 Member
    Ab rocker/doer or something equally ineffective.
  • Posts: 1,311 Member
    Justin Bieber concert tickets.
  • Posts: 2,290 Member
    anything you'd by for a white elephant gift party.

    this year i got a lighted hula hoop. someone else brought a raw pork loin from trader joe's. hahaha.

    just take $5-10 go to some place like ross, marshall, tj maxx, etc and look around in the home section. all kinds of craptastic stuff there for $10 or less.


    what i'll be giving next year will be 10-$1 gift cards at different stores.

    LMFAO! That's hilarious.
  • If you just want to be mean to them ....

    get em a used gift card...

    they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...
  • Posts: 27,732 Member
    Buy them a Shakeweight.

    Subtle way of letting them know that you think they are fat/out of shape, and completely useless.

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  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    If you just want to be mean to them ....

    get em a used gift card...

    they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...

    My brother did this to me once. At first I was very, very angry. Then, I lolled.

  • My brother did this to me once. At first I was very, very angry. Then, I lolled.



    It's the gift that keeps on giving...
  • Posts: 8,329 Member
    If you just want to be mean to them ....

    get em a used gift card...

    they will look uber stupid at the checkout, and you will waste their time when they call gift card services...

    i like this idea. something that's says i's a $25 gift card but there's only like 50 cents left on it :laugh:
  • A chia pet!
  • Posts: 8,329 Member
    Justin Bieber concert tickets.

    best gift ever. they could sell the tickets they got for free and make easy money.
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    Nude pictures of Richard Simmons.
    O.o
    Oh god.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Gift certificate for a movie theatre that is 50+ miles away.
  • Posts: 3,730 Member
    If anyone hasn't read the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears, YOU MUST!!!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC


    I'm wrapping gifts for my sons in these boxes:
    $_35.JPG

    Can hardly wait tho see the confusion & disappointment!!! Yay!!!
  • Posts: 6,833 Member
    poop in a box is a classic.
  • VHS movie in an iPad box

    2 shocks in 1 !
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