You Wanna Know What Is Worse Than A Thief?!

FunnyFit
FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
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I was just at Walmart stocking up on my Nutrisystem muffins, lunch bars, and pepp patties. I brought the coupons from the last batch of goodies I bought there and left the -$5 coupons for the 5-day pack there for those who happened to buy them, bc that's the kind of girl I am.

I went to go find my Illy Cappuccinos to replace my stupid Starbucks addiction when what do I see?!

Two girls holding hands looking lovingly into one another's eyes while chewing something and then all of the sudden one girl chucks a half-eaten plastic container of chocolate/caramel turtles onto the shelf! They began laughing and then looked around to make sure no one saw them stealing/grazing/eating the chocolates and dumping them and I locked eyes with them and looked in DISGUST!

Partly, bc they were stealing and partly bc now I WANTED THOSE CHOCOLATE CARAMEL TURTLES!!!!

So to answer the above question: What Is Worse Than A Thief? A thief who steals turtles!

While they hid in the corner until the coast was clear, I reported them. They gave me the ol' one finger salute on my way out and in return I smiled and waved goodbye. Some people these days are so out of control. Their poor families have to be humiliated by these two stealing snacks...ugh. Can you imagine going to jail for that?!

Convict A: What are you in for?
Convict B: Uh, stealing turtles, man.

P.S. Listen ladies, if your date takes you to Walmart to steal dessert, your life isn't going that great and you may want to reconsider things.
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  • L4gym
    L4gym Posts: 81 Member
    You're my hero! hah
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Ha! TY and congratulations on the 17 pounds GONE!!
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Wow. You must lead a pretty good life if things like that seem like a big deal.
  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
    Wow. You must lead a pretty good life if things like that seem like a big deal.

    Wrong is wrong. It is indeed wrong to steal from a store. 'Shrink' costs everyone. People don't speak up anymore or turn other people in. Sad.
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    Wow. You must lead a pretty good life if things like that seem like a big deal.

    Wrong is wrong. It is indeed wrong to steal from a store. 'Shrink' costs everyone. People don't speak up anymore or turn other people in. Sad.
    yep
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Thanks, JJordan and congratulations on your progress :)
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Congratulations on your -25 pounds, Cait! Keep it up :)
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It happens all the time. I usually hit the local grocery store around 10pm, and there frequently are teens wandering about. They will hit the self-serve donut area, and scarf a donut as they walk around the back of the store. I always tell the clerk or manager when I see it.
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
    Wow. You must lead a pretty good life if things like that seem like a big deal.

    Me thinks you're one of those people who does the exact same thing.

    Stealing is stealing no matter what the form.

    OP: I would have done the same thing or better yet, I would have said something to the girls and humiliated them.
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    First of all, -89 pounds?! You are amazing!

    Yes, it is SO annoying thinking about how many jobs thieves are affecting and they are just oblivious, aren't they?!
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Jennie, I want to be at that beach in your avi...looks like perfection!

    Yes, that is why they gave me flipped me the bird...it is people like that that just have zero respect for those of us hard working folks...grrrr.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Two thieves?
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    It happens all the time. I usually hit the local grocery store around 10pm, and there frequently are teens wandering about. They will hit the self-serve donut area, and scarf a donut as they walk around the back of the store. I always tell the clerk or manager when I see it.
    I have totally eaten a protein bar as I walked through the store shopping, because my blood sugar was getting low, but the difference is, I save the damned wrapper and give it to the cashier to ring up. They have never minded that. I also sometimes buy a coke when I start my shopping, but I hold on to the receipt while I'm in the store. Stealing leads to higher prices for us all.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    Yes, that is why they gave me flipped me the bird...it is people like that that just have zero respect for those of us hard working folks...grrrr.

    Hopefully, you don't meet up with them on the street, on their next date, when they're on meth, and have a knife.
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Fullster, exactly! P.S. Look at you at -8!!!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Eating turtles is just wrong, even if you pay for them. Poor turtle. And why do people stick them in boxes anyway? Any fool knows a turtle gotta breathe.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Wow. You must lead a pretty good life if things like that seem like a big deal.

    She didn't say it was a big deal. It was wrong of those girls and I'm glad the OP spoke up.

    Sometimes I let my kids snack on crackers as we grocery shop, but we always make sure to pay for it when we are done. Once I left something on the bottom of the cart and forgot it was there. I felt so bad when I got out to my car and realized it that I went back into the store and insisted on paying for it.
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Sloth, you are so right!
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Hehehe, Beach you are funny...why do they call those chocolate delights turtles anyway?!

    and

    USMC, thank you for your service first of all and I have done that too...forgotten something and then went back to pay for it!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    It happens all the time. I usually hit the local grocery store around 10pm, and there frequently are teens wandering about. They will hit the self-serve donut area, and scarf a donut as they walk around the back of the store. I always tell the clerk or manager when I see it.
    I have totally eaten a protein bar as I walked through the store shopping, because my blood sugar was getting low, but the difference is, I save the damned wrapper and give it to the cashier to ring up. They have never minded that. I also sometimes buy a coke when I start my shopping, but I hold on to the receipt while I'm in the store. Stealing leads to higher prices for us all.

    That's not theft, it's what I call a "restaurant style" purchase. Get the food, eat it, pay the bill. :-)
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Wow. You must lead a pretty good life if things like that seem like a big deal.

    Wrong is wrong. It is indeed wrong to steal from a store. 'Shrink' costs everyone. People don't speak up anymore or turn other people in. Sad.
    yep

    +1 Stores jack up their prices to make up for shoplifters. In other words, you pay more for your stuff because the store knows they will have some of their stuff will be stolen - or eaten in this case. I for one would appreciate if I didn't have those costs added to the things I buy.
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Dame, that is hilarious, "restaurant-style", agreed rhon!

    Congratulations on your -35, Dame!!

    You are doing great with the -23, rhon!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Wow. You must lead a pretty good life if things like that seem like a big deal.

    Wrong is wrong. It is indeed wrong to steal from a store. 'Shrink' costs everyone. People don't speak up anymore or turn other people in. Sad.
    yep

    +1 Stores jack up their prices to make up for shoplifters. In other words, you pay more for your stuff because the store knows they will have some of their stuff will be stolen - or eaten in this case. I for one would appreciate if I didn't have those costs added to the things I buy.

    As a mom, I'd definitely want to know if one of those kids (or both) was mine. Shoplifting for thrill seeking seems harmless to some, but it could indicate that there's more going on. I hope the store management contacted the parents (if they're not adults)
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Maybe they should think about avoiding tax in the future if they want to promote honesty in their customers.

    Just kidding.

    I'm just here to be congratulated on my weight loss. :wink:
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    Maybe they should think about avoiding tax in the future if they want to promote honesty in their customers.

    Just kidding.

    I'm just here to be congratulated on my weight loss. :wink:

    _SABOTEUR_ Congratulations on your weight loss. :smile:

    here to support
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    I like turtles.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Maybe they should think about avoiding tax in the future if they want to promote honesty in their customers.

    Just kidding.

    I'm just here to be congratulated on my weight loss. :wink:

    Omg... HIM????? Been forever since I've seen um... Him. :laugh:
  • FunnyFit
    FunnyFit Posts: 46 Member
    Ha! Saboteur, you are doing an AMAZING job!

    Dame, I agree...you can only hope but these two were a little older.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Lol!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Maybe they should think about avoiding tax in the future if they want to promote honesty in their customers.

    Just kidding.

    I'm just here to be congratulated on my weight loss. :wink:

    Omg... HIM????? Been forever since I've seen um... Him. :laugh:

    In honour of Netflix adding Powerpuff Girls season 1 and 2.

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