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sassypants0923
Posts: 7,188 Member
Use your best line to get the person above you in the sack
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Your wish is my command, Mistress! -kisses boots-
(Sorry, bit sleepy, that's all I got lol).0 -
Lol ... That's my favorite anyway
Come on baby let me make you moan0 -
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.0
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Nice van... U gonna use that gun?0
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Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class.0
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Yeah, um the person above me is a cat. No. Just no.0
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You don't like cats? Prrr *headbump* Please pet me...0
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Are you fixed? No unneutered male cats in my house.0
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Let's watch Blades of Glory together! Twin dongs.0
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?0
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