Best Lines

sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member

December 2013 in Chit-Chat

Use your best line to get the person above you in the sack

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  Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member

  December 2013

  Your wish is my command, Mistress! -kisses boots-
  
  (Sorry, bit sleepy, that's all I got lol).

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  sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member

  December 2013

  Lol ... That's my favorite anyway
  
  Come on baby let me make you moan

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  alexpark0ur Posts: 30

  December 2013

  Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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  sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member

  December 2013

  Nice van... U gonna use that gun?

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  Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member

  December 2013

  Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class.

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  Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member

  December 2013

  Yeah, um the person above me is a cat. No. Just no.

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  Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member

  December 2013

  You don't like cats? Prrr *headbump* Please pet me...

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  Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member

  December 2013

  Are you fixed? No unneutered male cats in my house.

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  Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member

  December 2013

  Let's watch Blades of Glory together! Twin dongs.

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  walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member

  December 2013

  Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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