What's the purpose of Life?

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DeltaZero
DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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I mean really?



Oh yeah.


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And..



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Oh.. then... don't forget your earmuffs...

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    To die in the end.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    Obligatory Cat Gif Met:

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Ask Siri.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    We're all dying from the moment we're born. Your happy thought of the day brought to you by my resolute cynicism.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Ask Siri.

    Strong thousandth post :flowerforyou:
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    We're all dying from the moment we're born. Your happy thought of the day brought to you by my resolute cynicism.

    I used to be fat, dumb, and happy...now you're making me smarter and I'm no longer happy.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    But... in between birth and death: do a lot of drugs, have a lot of meaningless sex, rob, murder, mug, and love yourself... because no one will ever love you.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    Ask Siri.

    No iphone. But I checked MikeM53082_ 's phone and found this...

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    But... in between birth and death: do a lot of drugs, have a lot of meaningless sex, rob, murder, mug, and love yourself... because no one will ever love you.

    I have sex with myself frequently, but how do I rob and murder myself? I'm back to being dumb again. Thank you! :flowerforyou:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    But... in between birth and death: do a lot of drugs, have a lot of meaningless sex, rob, murder, mug, and love yourself... because no one will ever love you.

    I have sex with myself frequently, but how do I rob and murder myself? I'm back to being dumb again. Thank you! :flowerforyou:

    You're murdering your future offspring every time you have sex with yourself, subsequently robbing yourself of future happiness. :huh:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    ^ this. this is the dream.
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
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    Well the meaning of life is 42... so I'm going with that.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    And the 80/20 ground chuck....
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    where do you think his left hand is?
  • PecanWaffle
    PecanWaffle Posts: 42
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    The purpose of life for all creatures is to make babies and make sure they survive.

    Because humans have knowledge of our own mortality, we have additional purposes beyond making babies.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    BaHHH


    Ghost Peppers are better.

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  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
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    Earn knowledge, skills, abilities, etc.

    Find out what makes life enjoyable to you.

    Wash, rinse, repeat.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    where do you think his left hand is?

    *kitten*?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Well the meaning of life is 42... so I'm going with that.

    I can't believe it took this many posts before anyone said 42

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