What's the purpose of Life?

DeltaZero
DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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I mean really?



Oh yeah.


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And..



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Oh.. then... don't forget your earmuffs...

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    To die in the end.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Obligatory Cat Gif Met:

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Ask Siri.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    We're all dying from the moment we're born. Your happy thought of the day brought to you by my resolute cynicism.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Ask Siri.

    Strong thousandth post :flowerforyou:
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    We're all dying from the moment we're born. Your happy thought of the day brought to you by my resolute cynicism.

    I used to be fat, dumb, and happy...now you're making me smarter and I'm no longer happy.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    But... in between birth and death: do a lot of drugs, have a lot of meaningless sex, rob, murder, mug, and love yourself... because no one will ever love you.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Ask Siri.

    No iphone. But I checked MikeM53082_ 's phone and found this...

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    But... in between birth and death: do a lot of drugs, have a lot of meaningless sex, rob, murder, mug, and love yourself... because no one will ever love you.

    I have sex with myself frequently, but how do I rob and murder myself? I'm back to being dumb again. Thank you! :flowerforyou:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    But... in between birth and death: do a lot of drugs, have a lot of meaningless sex, rob, murder, mug, and love yourself... because no one will ever love you.

    I have sex with myself frequently, but how do I rob and murder myself? I'm back to being dumb again. Thank you! :flowerforyou:

    You're murdering your future offspring every time you have sex with yourself, subsequently robbing yourself of future happiness. :huh:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    Well the meaning of life is 42... so I'm going with that.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    And the 80/20 ground chuck....
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    where do you think his left hand is?
  • PecanWaffle
    PecanWaffle Posts: 42
    The purpose of life for all creatures is to make babies and make sure they survive.

    Because humans have knowledge of our own mortality, we have additional purposes beyond making babies.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    BaHHH


    Ghost Peppers are better.

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  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
    Earn knowledge, skills, abilities, etc.

    Find out what makes life enjoyable to you.

    Wash, rinse, repeat.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    When-youre-too-lazy-to-make-food-so-you-just.gif

    ^ this. this is the dream.

    No Señor, this is not. Where's the jalapeños?

    where do you think his left hand is?

    *kitten*?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Well the meaning of life is 42... so I'm going with that.

    I can't believe it took this many posts before anyone said 42
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Well the meaning of life is 42... so I'm going with that.

    I can't believe it took this many posts before anyone said 42

    I was going to start with that, but didn't want to include spoilers in the first post.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Far out.

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    The purpose of life for all creatures is to make babies and make sure they survive.

    Because humans have knowledge of our own mortality, we have additional purposes beyond making babies.

    I would love to know what middle palaeolithic peoples believed the purpose of life was. They seem to have had an awareness of their own mortality. And they had enough cranial capacity to lie awake wondering about these kinds of questions....
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    One of my all time favorite columns by Rick Reilly, when he worded for SI years ago. From 1999!!

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/inside_game/magazine/lifeofreilly/1999/0412/
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    *yawn*
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    *yawn*

    Hey! Don't fall asleep or you'll miss the ending!
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Obligatory Cat Gif Met:

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    Is that like a functional scissoring?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Well the meaning of life is 42... so I'm going with that.

    No. No. That is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. Noone remembers what the question was though.

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